DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICP

Guy Gavriel Kay's A Song for Juggalos

J only has 6,612 twitter followers

juggalos hate twitter apparently

too busy engendering positive vibes

juggs dont need twitter they have magic

ICP should hook up w/ these bozos

Oing meets Bitch would probably explode every mind in town

Just watching Miracles for the first time. Holy hell every other line they rap is pure gold.

why are people conflating juggalos with ICP themselves

they eat monopoly and shit out connect four

is that a lyric?

haha yes it is

Wow I live in Denver and have never seen a juggalo in the wild but I'm scared that thanks to this thread I'm going to start noticing them everywhere now. Any tips for what to do when confronted by a juggalo?

spray them with Faygo

What does Rick Warren and super-church movement think of Juggalos? What could really justify ICP for me is if they start some inter-denominational culture war that leaves the Christian Right bankrupt and wearing clown makeup.

re: Denver There was a period where I'd see them everyday on the 16th St. Mall. A gaggle of Juggalos!

the collective noun should be "a faygo of Juggalos"

clearly it's "carnival of Juggalos"

maybe a "clown-car of Juggalos"

you'd never fit that many in a clown car.

yeah, not unless your clown car was actually a school bus

and the schoolbus was powered by fuckin pelicans

fuckin pelicans, how do they work

^^^this joke will never not be funny

What does Rick Warren and super-church movement think of Juggalos? What could really justify ICP for me is if they start some inter-denominational culture war that leaves the Christian Right bankrupt and wearing clown makeup.

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:27 (26 minutes ago)

haha yes, Imagine how awesome it would be if being "down wit da clown" became the new conservative purity litmus test in the post-tea party GOP, they allready have the scary obama as whiteface joker posters.

clearly its obama who is down wit da clown then

gop has sided w/eminem

The most amazing thing about the Juggalo movement IMO is how people point and laugh at it, but whenever you read accounts of people actually spending time with these people they're all along the lines of "holy hell, I have never actually spent time amongst a more upbeat, friendly and helpful group of people in my entire life". Like, ICP is actually making folks into better people through ridiculous clown makeup and terrible music.

― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, April 9, 2010 12:34 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this reminds me of like 12th century travelogues when someone goes to the south of france when the whole country was heretics

― goole, Friday, April 9, 2010 12:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ha the other thing this made me think of... the juggalo phenomenon is begging for a straight-up midcentury marxist analysis -- "here is an entire population bodily and ideologically discarded by capital. they are ripe for organization, but look how easily they are beguiled by false consciousness and mysticism at it's most literally clownish"

^pelican^

socialism, how does it work

Are there affluent Juggalos in Bloomfield Hills?

On The Juggalo Question by Karl Marx

http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pelican-cell-phone.jpg

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/lifestyle/pelican-at-idaho-zoo-swallows-cell-phone-237189.html

just another miracle

dying here

"Magically, the bird regurgitated it so it wouldn't harm him," zoo superintendent Bill Gersonde said.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/toc.jpg

well i guess this joke's over

i dunno did vice take a crack at it yet

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/lifestyle/pelican-at-idaho-zoo-swallows-cell-phone-237189.html

^^^ This is my hometown. ICP played there a couple times when I was in high school, one of the v v v v v few bands that came to town (the others that visited while I was in high school were Megadeth and Marcy Playground). I think this is part of why they're bigger in nowheresville, too, is they'll actually play venues in the towns everywhere else skips.

did someone change this topic title to include 'in this bitch' or are we on some cosmic coincidence miracle shit here?

miracles (song) reminds if LFO (not the WARP idm band, the boy band) wrote the theme song to that kirk cameron banana video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

I bet Flights of the Conchords are pissed they didn't do this first.

From the "Hatchet Herald"

I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer

P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner.

omg i love them so much

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe.

srsly that letter sounds precisely like something one of my best HS buds would say and it is basically OTM

and yeah i get the whole pernicious thing about them hating science or w/e

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

"orgy of screensavers" is dope

wkiw

ICP taking the high road