Yeah, but look on the bright side of things, at least you're not max r.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
a guy walks into a doctor's office. the doctor runs some tests and comes back. "i've got some bad news. you have cancer, and you have alzheimer's." the guy sits there for a moment, taking it in, and then brightens and says, "well hey at least i don't have louis jagger".
― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
weak
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
max r = cancer + alzheimer's + two broken legs
― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ the narcissism of small differences
― ^@^, Thursday, 18 October 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
good revive
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
as a ILX newcomer the louis jagger bit goes completely over my head
nude spock too
― Mark Clemente, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
If you're willing to wade through it, this thread kind of explains it.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i have no recollection of my march 2007 revive.
― gr8080, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the narcissism of small differences
there's a pretty sizeable difference between over-earnest buffoonery and outright trolling.
Mark Clemente: basically, I plunged straight into ILX aged 19 without bothering to check in my retardedness at reception, and have since lived to regret/enjoy it. Nude Spock is a paranoid nutjob who's banned from the entire site, yet often finds ways to return and post yet more self-important, accusatory twaddle, under tediously unsubtle disguises.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link
luckily now that youre 20 youve checked your retardedness at reception
― max, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
it has been checked and approved. my status as limey-retard-in-general is safe, despite this 'max r' threat (discounted on grounds of trollery).
― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah no, don't worry about him, you're fine
― ^@^, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link
ah that most british of gifts, cheeky self-deprecation : )
― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link
ach there always has to be the extra nail in the chest, the extra boot in the ruck. a fairly rusty nail and a fairly lumpen boot at that.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link
(that last sentence was parody)
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Where do you go, my lovely Where do you go I wanna know, my lovely, I wanna know
Where do you go, oh oh eh oh I wanna know, oh oh eh oh Where do you go, oh oh eh oh... I wanna know
You leave without a word, no message, no number And now my head is pounding like rolling thunder You left me with a heartache deep inside Girl you should see me cry all night, and I wonder
Everybody says, what a shame, what is wrong They don't like the game we play Heard you're hanging round every night until dawn I'm waiting for you night and day [repeat 1]
You gotta break the silence, don't keep me waiting Just like a river flowing to the sea You're running back to me Come hear what I'm saying
Where do you go, My Lovely I wanna know
Where do you go, oh oh oh... Where do you go, oh oh oh... I wanna know Where do you, where do you go?...
Save me...
Come back and dry the tears, I cried for you baby You've gotta stop this heartache deep inside You've gotta help me make it through the night safely Come back and save me [rpt 1, 1...]
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link
PS: Kill all (radical) Muslims
i didn't realize that louis had been sonned by a rudimentary google search a mere 3 hours into his ilx existence
― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Main Entry: fore·shad·ow Pronunciation: \-ˈsha-(ˌ)dō\ Function: transitive verb Date: 1577 : to represent, indicate, or typify beforehand : prefigure — fore·shad·ow·er \-də-wər\ noun
― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck you, Dom. I thought I'd managed to completely erase that song from my memory.
― The Reverend, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, I can help:
You talk like Marlene Dietrich And you dance like Louis Jagere Your clothes are all made by Balmain And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are
You live in a fancy apartment Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel Where you keep your Rolling Stones records And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do
But where do you go to my lovely When you're alone in your bed Tell me the thoughts that surround you I want to look inside your head, yes I do
I've seen all your qualifications You got from the Sorbonne And the painting you stole from Picasso Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does
When you go on your summer vacation You go to Juan-les-Pins With your carefully designed topless swimsuit You get an even suntan on your back and on your legs
And when the snow falls you're found in Saint Moritz With the others of the jet-set And you sip your Napoleon brandy But you never get your lips wet, no you don't
But where do you go to my lovely When you're alone in your bed Won't you tell me the thoughts that surround you I want to look inside your head, yes I do
Your name, it is heard in high places You know the Aga Khan He sent you a racehorse for Christmas And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh, a-ha-ha-ha
They say that when you get married It'll be to a millionaire But they don't realize where you came from And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn
Where do you go to my lovely When you're alone in your bed Tell me the thoughts that surround you I want to look inside your head, yes I do
I remember the back streets of Naples Two children begging in rags Both touched with a burning ambition To shake off their lowly-born tags, so they try
So look into my face Marie-Claire And remember just who you are Then go and forget me forever But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside, yes you do
I know where you go to my lovely When you're alone in your bed I know the thoughts that surround you 'Cause I can look inside your head
(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na) (na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)
― Mark G, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hjVwvyHUHUc
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, that kid's fucking brilliant!
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I kinda think he deserves his own thread, really.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
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Jim Ross Jr.
― jim, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
that kid seems awesome! we should invite him to ILF.
― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
or it's called ILNFL? i'm gonna message him on myspace.
― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
oh damn, he hasn't checked that myspace since 2006. oh well.
― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
ps that kid would destroy LJ
― elan, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Indeed. And please never write like that sentence again.
lolololololololol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
whatever happened to louis jagger?
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
He has a big term paper to write this semester so he asked to be banned until June.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Conceptual Foundations of Artificial Agents
― zaxxon25, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Though it seems he still reads ilx. At least he doesn't get pulled into 4000 post lolbritpop argues tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Easter term finishes June 13, so I assume he'll be back some time shortly before then, depending on when his exams are. In Oxford English finishes about four weeks before the end of term (because it is easy) so he could be back earlier.
― caek, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theclockdepot.com/clock/images/pi_16431.jpeg
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't believe it's only a year (well, 17 months) since he started posting.
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
favourite music includes both Blur AND Mogwai, neither of whom are shite
/controversial
― omar little, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
xxp: http://www.thebulletin.org/minutes-to-midnight/timeline.html
― caek, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
so glad that lj is into early Rev
underrated period of mine tbh
― cank sunny ade (The Reverend), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link
boces is a masterpiece
― I understand that the romantic interest route is very popular. (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
whatever happened to this guy
― phillippa minge (electricsound), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
got 51d iir
― cank sunny ade (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
oh ur gonna be a treat
― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
― ian, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
time was
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
the antepoppage era
― velko, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link
a large part of me really wants to know if had my post-jan '09 posting style been employed throughout, would ilx have been a more or less rewarding experience
i mean practically every time i look at a post of mine from before then i do the whole mental facepalm thing, but sometimes the facepalm is tempered with guffaws
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm going to go out on a limb and say that yes, if your post-jan '09 posting style of NOT posting about your truth or dare sex experiences was employed throughout, then your ilx experience might have been more "rewarding", and by rewarding i mean "not plagued by embarrassing google results and a web page devoted to my sexual escapades"
― sugg life (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
and extended vacations
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago) link