Worst cover version ever

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Sheer lack of effort award to The Vines lumbering through "Miss Jackson" - they just repeat the chorus over and over again for three minutes. Okay, so I didn't expect them to rap, but missing out the verses makes the whole thing kind of pointless.

Philip Alderman (Phil A), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"Seven Nation Army" by The Flaming Lips?

C11 (C11), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sticking with the ICP cover...horrendous and humorless, two great tastes that go great together.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, thanks for the YSI link, John, although now I have to ask myself what I'm going to do with this mp3. It's too much of a trainwreck to merely delete, but I have no desire to hear it unless I'm trying to make a point about bad cover versions (i.e. the purpose it just served for you).

This is *exactly* how I feel about the Snow Patrol cover. Though when I can, I'll have to download the ICP track just for comparison.

alex in montreal (alex in montreal), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Only if you promise not to blame me for the pain...

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Nino Tempo and April Stevens's "Land of 1000 Dances" is fucking dire, I saw a Scopitone of them doing it. Chris Kenner is having *extra* drinks with his oyster loaf in r&b heaven after hearing it. And in the clip, they look like two robots who have just been told what the word "incest" means.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Nowt wrong with the Flips' version of Seven Nation Army. Some good sirens and megaphone action on there.

Coldplay doing Kylie is the latest in the long line of indie covers of pop hits, I hate the sense of smug satisfaction they give off, as if they're elevating the original to their deep and meaningful level of rock. Likewise Travis doing Hit Me Baby a few years back and Jo WHiley gushing over it.

The Vines' Miss Jackson - absolutely criminal.

Still not heard this Snow Patrol thing. Thank goodness.

Christ, I've never heard the Stereophonics Nothing Compares 2U. Sounds ghastly.

I once heard some bar band do Waiting For The Man as a good time blues rock number. Oh dear oh dear...

Stew (stew s), Sunday, 3 July 2005 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link

The Vines- Ms Jackson is a great call, yeah. For those who haven't heard it, it just consists of Autism Boy howling the chorus for about four minutes whilst the rest of the band soundcheck. He doesn't even go "Forever ever?", for crying out loud.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 3 July 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I would like to nominate Sonic Youth's (yes, them again) cover of "Touch Me I'm Sick" which brings nothing to the original and only proves even more Kim's inability to sing.

The execrable Kerbdog, however, managed to release a single with two utterly pointless and ham-fisted covers on the B-side ("Kennedy" and "Debaser").

While on the subject of the Weddoes, much as I love them they've murdered their fair share as well (notably "I Found that Essence Rare").

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Japan's version of I second that emotion is dreadful. David Sylvian look so sad in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rhsA3uIG3Q

ConnieXX, Sunday, 20 April 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Sheryl Crow's version of "Sweet Child O' Mine" sucks more balls than I heretofore imagined possilble. Search Luna instead.

Pillbox, Sunday, 20 April 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't know if it's worst ever but i was never so CRUSHED by one when when I heard Lior (folksy dude with a voice smoother than butter) singing Neil Young's "Needle and the Damage Done". Niel's shaky delivery is what made that sone so agonisingly beautiful and hand made. Lior turned it into something that sits on a supermarket shelf.

fantasimundo, Sunday, 20 April 2008 13:04 (sixteen years ago) link

The Vines - Ms Jackson

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder what polkadots00 really means it when she\he says that song "gets under my skin and seeps into my viens lol" . it made me feel kind of sick while listening.

fantasimundo, Sunday, 20 April 2008 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link

You wouldn't necessarily expect it, but Nine Inch Nails' cover of Soft Cell's "Memorabilia" is a joke

I'm sure that some of the covers mentioned here are in fact worse, but if you're only considering those cover versions undertaken by bands that are actually better than the artist they're covering, I'd bet NIN's "Memorabilia" takes the cake.

It also occurs to me now that the Stones' "Dancing In The Streets" would be up there in this category as well.

SecondBassman, Sunday, 20 April 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://liveaid.free.fr/rewind/bbc/images/047dancing/03.jpg

L-R: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 April 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

and what, Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that dude Australian? If not why does he dress like that?

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's Hard-Fi doing "Love Is Gone" by David Guetta:

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's Hard-Fi doing "Toxic" by Britney Spears

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's Hard Fi doing "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KntktTJkk

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link


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