Wait! also, I know! Brett Dennen! That dude is a chick, and I won't hear any different.
― V. sorry I killed Jimmy Carl Black (the Indian of the group) (staggerlee), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I also thought Boy George was a woman the first time I heard "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me," except in my case, I was watching the video. So I thought he was a particularly homely woman.
I may be dreaming, but I seem to remember some review of "Sign O the Times" where the reviewer didn't realize that Camille was Prince sped-up.
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i know him and he does!xxp
― fact checking cuz, Monday, November 10, 2008 6:36 PM (Yesterday)
wow, that worked out rather nicely
― Kevin Keller, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link
When I first heard Andy Bell I didn't just think he was a she, I thought he was Allison Moyet. (I think this mistake hinges on the particular early-ish track I heard, but I don't remember which one it was.)
I did too. On the other hand, I first thought that Alison Moyet was a guy, so go figure... :)
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 09:12 (fifteen years ago) link
The first time I heard Michael Jackson was "The Girl Is Mine", whose lyrics kind of made it obvious that he must indeed have been a guy. But I still found it a bit puzzling.. I mean, he just couldn't be...?
Listening to the "Grafitti Bridge" soundtrack by Prince I also thought this Tevin Campbell must be a girl. Of course, mixing him up was a bit more logical as, at 14, he did indeed sound like a woman although it wouldn't last. :)
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link
When I heard Milli Vanilli's "Girl I'm gonna miss you" I thought it was a girl.
Years later, found out I was right!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
do you know how long fact checking cuz has been waiting for someone, anyone, to make that Geddy Lee joke???
― I CRIED (G00blar), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link
tracy chapman yeah
― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link
think I've seen fcc feedline before
― you made my mum eat Pick Only One (sic), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Keith Jarrett to thread
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought beethoven was black for the longest time. turns out i was mixing him up with jesus christ.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Nah, Haydn was the brother
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought this too for a long time. His voice is (obviously) quite high, there's no picture of him in the record sleeve, and I had no idea "Tevin" is a male name.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 10:24
came on to say this (though she was a fella), somebody already did, ah well.
unless curt1s thought she was white, of course, in which case...
― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Dominique Leone's "Uncover yourself", I thought he'd got a female to sing, even though I can (just about) sing along to it myself...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
turns out arthur russell was a white guy.
― m the g, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, of course, Dominque Leone!
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Before I came across her solo album, I thought Rah Digga of The Flipmode Squad was a somewhat high-voiced man. I think this is because The Flipmode Squad had some male member with a similar voice to hers.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
My wife thought Insane Clown Posse was black. (She also thought B Real from Cypress Hill was black.)
Maybe this is because B Real uses the word "nigga" quite often? (Is it okay for Latinos to use it?)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
My friend thought Nina Simone was a man
When I first heard Antony and the Johnsons I thought he was Nina Simone.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Final, definitive word on Frank Zappa's heritage: "My ancestry is Sicilian, Greek, Arabic and French."
Weird, I thought he had some roots in Lithuania, because there's a statue of him in Vilnius.
I can't remember why, but up until Everything Is Wrong came out I used to think Moby was a bald woman.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
When I first heard "Praise You", I thought it was The Eels, (i.e. Mark Edwards singing, not Cammille Yarbrough.)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I initially thought it was Len Barry of "1-2-3" fame.
― the gaunty from the hilarious 'alan titchmarsh show' comics (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxpost) Moby, that well known Persis Khambatta impersonator...
― snoball, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
He has fans there. Both his parents were Italian or of Italian stock, I think? That bit about Arabic and French and Greek seems a bit stereotypically American for Frank.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I have a vague recollection that the statue in vilnius was at least in part due to some work he did as a cultural envoy, or something else equally unlikely...
― m the g, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he was, or it was proposed that he be, Cultural Envoy in the Czech Republic?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I heard a Ray LaMontagne song on the radio the other day and thought it was a woman.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Nat Hentoff is white?
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
do you only know him from liner notes? i would say the vast majority of his articles i've come across have his picture beside them
― Sit 'N Creep (tremendoid), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't really know him much at all. I hate to say it, but I think I thought he was black because he writes about jazz and his name is Nat (viz. Turner, King Cole).
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
short for "Natalie" iirc
― what of the fuck you talkie bout (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 28 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Someone seven years ago mentioned thinking Eminem was black. Me too - he sounded like Del Tha Funky Homosapien on My Name Is... to my ears then.
More recently when I heard the Memory Cassette singles I thought he was a she.
― Treblekicker, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd sort of pictured Hentoff as an Ishmael Reed/Cornel West kind of dude.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew a girl in school who, based on their name alone, thought Pearl Jam were a black female vocal duo.
― BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Also I thought Sting was black first time I heard a Police record. I must've been about five.
― BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Someone upthread mentioned him before, but I used to think Bob Seger was black and more specifically I thought he was Sherman Helmsley. I would always picture Mr. Jefferson when "Night Moves" came on the radio when I was a kid.
― Robert Necrofrost, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
damn
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw from some pictures he could def. pass as light-skinned, when placed next to an article about jazz ;)
― Sit 'N Creep (tremendoid), Friday, 29 January 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Chaka Khan... is this person a man, a woman, black, white, Middle Eastern? Who knows.
― Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Friday, 29 January 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
one of the biggest disappointments in my life was finding out Todd Edwards is white
this was a shock to me as well!
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Friday, 29 January 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Does it count if you forget someone is black? In that case, Chris Matthews to thread.
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Was totally thrown off when I found out Edan was white.
― Evan, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I only knew “Cover of the Rolling Stone”, but I thought until very recently that Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show were black.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
I first thought both Babe Ruth and Amon Duul II were fronted by men singing in Plant/Anderson/Lee register.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:13 (two years ago) link
I thought for the longest time that Chuck E. Weiss was black, based on the assumption he was the other guy on this album cover:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51scsNPYGmL.jpg
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link
I thought Chuck E. Cheese was a rat, but turns out he was retconned into a mouse.
― Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Saturday, 21 May 2022 02:36 (two years ago) link
i really don't understand how people thought Tracy Chapman was a dude? Like ... her voice sounds totally feminine to me, idk. Same with Nina Simone.
I can understand thinking Allison Moyet is a dude if you confuse her with Andy Bell, which ok sure
some of y'all had some weird instincts in terms of what are or aren't women's voices
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 May 2022 04:24 (two years ago) link
Thought Les Claypool was a tall weasel. Turns out he's just a human man.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 21 May 2022 04:41 (two years ago) link
Had always assumed Alicia Bridges of I Love the Nightlife fame was black until I googled the video the other day.
― Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:07 (two years ago) link