worst rap song to top the Billboard Hot 100 in the '90s

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of the ones I've heard, gotta be one of the Fiddy tracks. so terrible.

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

everything there is pretty great up until "money maker" then it kinda really goes to shit

i'd probably vote for "lose yourself"

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

altho Lose Yourself is pretty bad too

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

shakey you have weird opinions

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "Hey Ya" was one of the questionable ones I kept on there, I guess cuz I was thinkin' about the pop-culture impact of "shake it like a polaroid picture" or w/e, but I'll take it off for the poll

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

(should we even do a poll?)

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

what can I say Fiddy's monotone idiocy is painful for me to listen to. dumber than a do I even have to say it

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta say it will be difficult for me to vote for anything other than "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, I don't like 50 that much either but dude never actively ruined children

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hearing busfuls of inner city atlanta kids screaming "WATCH ME SUPERMAN THAT HOOOOOOO" as they pass by has led me to believe that soulja boy has only enriched our most valuable generation

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

You know what's fucked up, that Rihanna's "Disturbia" isn't actually about Disturbia.

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 4:48 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Chris Brown wrote that song, as well as "I Can Transform Ya," leading to my theory that Shia LaBeouf is his muse.

The chickbad from the ludicrous 'ludacris' song (some dude), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno what's so terrible about Crank Dat

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

sorta funny how, in retrospect, Mims' mouthbreathing idiocy (much-discussed at the time, iirc, whether inna "this dude has finally killed hip-hop" or an ironic-hipster-appreciation stylee) appears as nothing more than SouljaBoyTellEm v0.9

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I've always hated "Tha Crossroads" but I saw a stripper with a white lace shawl dance to it in a redneck bar and that sort of made it awesome.

And I've always ironically loved Informer and the triple-entendre album title "12 Inches of Snow"

joygoat, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

If you are not the board's resident Bill Cosby sympathizer and you haven't been at largely black events where a DJ will put this on and all of the kids 10 and under get up and do the dance to the song, combined with dude doing shit like "Throw Some D's On It" and (the admittedly funny and only song of his I can stand) "Yah Trick Yah", you will probably not get the level of fundamental antipathy I have for pretty much everything Soulja Boy represents or how that's been embraced as something awesome and fun by black America.

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

like, there are people who say stupid shit who are obviously making entertainment for adults/young adults who have developed some level of critical thinking combined with life experience, whereas Soulja Boy is just flat-out telling little kids to be annoying ignorant little shits

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck that, fuck him, hope he dies

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Soulja Boy is just flat-out telling little kids to be annoying ignorant little shits

hell yeah rock n roll!!

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I must be missing something. song seems pretty innocuous to me. It's not like Awww Skeet Skeet or Me So Horny or anything

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

read an interview w/ him, it'll be more clear

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

like seriously no joke, I hope someone kills him

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

messily

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

the way you're talkin I woulda thought he sent you charged you full price for a CD-R with reproduced artwork

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

so you don't like his aesthetic instincts then

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

readin some interviews now, don't see anything particularly egregious - he wants to be a huge star, the internet was a huge help, all his songs are gonna feature dances, he likes 50 Cent... so uhm waht?

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

soulja boy is an interesting musician

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Love a lot of these but Wild Wild West, partly because of its shitty movie affiliations.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't be posted enough:

http://www.tg-films.info/films_w/pics/www1.jpg

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

this dude is either one of the dumbest human beings on Earth or one of the most self-centered, evil douchenozzles to ever walk the earth

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"yah man thanks Hitler for what ya did to the Jews, lots of good WWII movies came out cuz of it!!!"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda lol but mostly sad.

otoh I can think of at least a dozen rappers who have said equally stupid things and don't inspire this level of vitriol so I figured it was something aesthetic, y'know, in the songs themselves

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I always assumed that soulja boy quote was just a (very) poorly-thought-out joke... idunno.

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

most of these other rappers don't specifically pitch their songs at kids 10 and under, is my point

xp: that was his defense; doesn't actually change the fact that he was dumb enough to say it

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

wau @ soulja boy on slavery

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I sure as hell hope people like 50 Cent and Too Short aren't gearing albums towards 10 year old kids, shudder the thought....

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

As 4 Cryin Out Loud asks, "How old was Ice Cube when he first emerged and was writing rhymes for Eazy - like 16?"

LOLOLOLOL yeah 16 yo Ice Cube never said anything offensive/stupid now did he WTF

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I sure as hell hope people like 50 Cent and Too Short aren't gearing albums towards 10 year old kids, shudder the thought....

kids, especially hip hop fans, hear *everything* which is why I thought it was weird to single out Soulja Boy as opposed to yeah 50 Cent or Lil Jon or something

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

he's the shit stain of modern music. I love how he gets a free pass for making excessively loud, annoying ringtones and making hyper-moronic statements, but that M.I.A. bitch must DIE by media assasination NOW!

fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

has soulja boy recorded a "black korea" yet

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

or donated $$$ to the Republican Party

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry for 3x post can mod delete

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

but that M.I.A. bitch must DIE by media assasination NOW!

lol

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

exploring "what is the most offensive/wrong Ice Cube or Eazy-E lyric" is gonna make this thread real long and tiresome btw

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

does that justify why indie fans give MIA a free pass for making excessively loud, annoying ringtones and making hyper-moronic statements

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

What has MIA ever said that is even the same moronic orbit as Souljah Boy's slavery comment?

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link


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