worst rap song to top the Billboard Hot 100 in the '90s

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so you don't like his aesthetic instincts then

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

readin some interviews now, don't see anything particularly egregious - he wants to be a huge star, the internet was a huge help, all his songs are gonna feature dances, he likes 50 Cent... so uhm waht?

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

soulja boy is an interesting musician

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Love a lot of these but Wild Wild West, partly because of its shitty movie affiliations.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't be posted enough:

http://www.tg-films.info/films_w/pics/www1.jpg

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

this dude is either one of the dumbest human beings on Earth or one of the most self-centered, evil douchenozzles to ever walk the earth

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"yah man thanks Hitler for what ya did to the Jews, lots of good WWII movies came out cuz of it!!!"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda lol but mostly sad.

otoh I can think of at least a dozen rappers who have said equally stupid things and don't inspire this level of vitriol so I figured it was something aesthetic, y'know, in the songs themselves

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I always assumed that soulja boy quote was just a (very) poorly-thought-out joke... idunno.

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

most of these other rappers don't specifically pitch their songs at kids 10 and under, is my point

xp: that was his defense; doesn't actually change the fact that he was dumb enough to say it

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

wau @ soulja boy on slavery

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I sure as hell hope people like 50 Cent and Too Short aren't gearing albums towards 10 year old kids, shudder the thought....

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

As 4 Cryin Out Loud asks, "How old was Ice Cube when he first emerged and was writing rhymes for Eazy - like 16?"

LOLOLOLOL yeah 16 yo Ice Cube never said anything offensive/stupid now did he WTF

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I sure as hell hope people like 50 Cent and Too Short aren't gearing albums towards 10 year old kids, shudder the thought....

kids, especially hip hop fans, hear *everything* which is why I thought it was weird to single out Soulja Boy as opposed to yeah 50 Cent or Lil Jon or something

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

telling fantastical stories about smacking hoes and grabbing tricks by their weaves /= saying "YAY SLAVERY FO' ADVANCIN' OUR RACE"

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

he's the shit stain of modern music. I love how he gets a free pass for making excessively loud, annoying ringtones and making hyper-moronic statements, but that M.I.A. bitch must DIE by media assasination NOW!

fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

has soulja boy recorded a "black korea" yet

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

or donated $$$ to the Republican Party

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry for 3x post can mod delete

San Te, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

but that M.I.A. bitch must DIE by media assasination NOW!

lol

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

exploring "what is the most offensive/wrong Ice Cube or Eazy-E lyric" is gonna make this thread real long and tiresome btw

better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

does that justify why indie fans give MIA a free pass for making excessively loud, annoying ringtones and making hyper-moronic statements

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

What has MIA ever said that is even the same moronic orbit as Souljah Boy's slavery comment?

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta vote for "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down," which is by far the weak link of the '97 Bad Boy hit parade. even as far as poppy "The Message" beatjacks go Ice Cube did a better one just 4 years earlier.

― The chickbad from the ludicrous 'ludacris' song (some dude), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 3:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really surprised yr hating on this. its not in my top 5 or anything but as far as tracks go i still bump this & mase & puffy both sound fine on it

now with sean on the hot track / melt like its hot wax / put it out, all the stores / bet you could shop that

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it works really well in the scope of the album too, kinda mixtape vibe to the entire record

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, is it really that strange to hear dudes rapping over old school instrumentals? that was kinda puffys thing. major label mixtape rap

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

What has MIA ever said that is even the same moronic orbit as Souljah Boy's slavery comment?

― Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 10:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

"I'll have the truffle fries, please."

Specify music my dick hair (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

What has MIA ever said that is even the same moronic orbit as Souljah Boy's slavery comment?

― Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no but no one has written as much annoying crap abt soulja boy as u have about mia

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

he's the shit stain of modern music. I love how he gets a free pass for making excessively loud, annoying ringtones and making hyper-moronic statements, but that M.I.A. bitch must DIE by media assasination NOW!

― fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 6:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if only critics would STOP giving a FREE PASS to soulja boy tell em

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

btw you stan for uffie stfu

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

also MIA is 35

soulja boy is 20

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

o, t, & m

terry squad (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

ringtones fund terrorism

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually can't get over how dumb that statement is, even coming from spinspin sugah

MIA got killed by a lot of critics for making music that was "excessively loud" and "annoying" because, by and large, those aren't qualities of music that people generally like, even MIA fans -- soulja boy, by making music that is "annoying" and that are "ringtones" doesn't even get paid any mind by critics because, by and large, those aren't qualities of music that people generally like -- soulja boy is not the clipse or something

as for their hyper-moronic statements (should be one to talk iirc), soulja boy got killed all over the blogosphere (only place where he actually gets talked about) for that retarded shit he said about slavery, not to mention, like i said, that MIA is 35 years old -- i'm sure she had some really trenchant and insightful and non-controversial political views at the age of 20

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Plus Souja Boy looks like Goku. Hard to beat that imo.

from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck I accidentaly voted for 'getting jiggy with it' when I actually wanted to vote for 'wild wild west' :P

Moka, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Notorious BIG - "Hypnotize"
Will Smith - "Getting Jiggy With It"
2Pac - "How Do U Want It" / "California Love"
Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Lauryn Hill - "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
Notorious BIG ft Puff Daddy and Mase - "Mo Money Mo Problems"
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise"
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - "Tha Crossroads"
Puff Daddy and Mase - "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - "Good Vibrations"
Snow - "Informer"
Kris Kross - "Jump"
Vanilla Ice - "Ice, Ice Baby"
Puff Daddy ft 112 and Faith Evans - "I'll Be Missing You"
Will Smith ft. Dru Hill and Kool Moe Dee - "Wild Wild West"
PM Dawn - "Set Adrift On Memory Bliss"

ballerrr (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 06:48 (fourteen years ago) link

coolio above bone thugs?? lauryn hill & 'baby got back' above mo money?? snow & marky mark above kris kross?? smh

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

man u b nitpicking

ballerrr (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link

00s list is surprisingly solid, nothing nearly as bad as i'll be missin you imo

symsymsym, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

J0rdan, still butthurt I see if you're bringing up Uffie (album's wack, btw lol). I don't know how I feel about your credibility given that you never heard that PM Dawn track or heard a Madonna record for that matter...or you have no concept of music from the 80's. I mean, should you really be talking to me? The answer is no.

fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link

hold on, spinspin sugah, don't blacklist me. anyone but you, i couldn't take that.

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i must be able to converse with you

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

:/ yeah, I love you too.

fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

j0rdan, don't waste your time on the p.m. dawn bullshit.

ballerrr (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link

listen to some damn madonna tho

ballerrr (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link

SS, we were agreeing on something the other day, I forget what tho

righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link


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