worst rap song to top the Billboard Hot 100 in the '90s

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By that, I mean lolni.

2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

aw u guys the pm dawn song is great :'(

yeah i voted "i'll be missing you." didn't like "wild wild west" either

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, is that PM Dawn song the one that sampled/interpolated "True" by Spandau Ballet, or a different one?

San Te, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

PM Dawn included better songs than "Set Adrift" on that first album, but Spandau Ballet never did; the song exists so that PM Dawn could sample it.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

k, i was just curious as that's the only PM Dawn I know

San Te, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Much better, but it's R&B:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Df9nKO_6_U

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that song too -- not as much, but it's good. some of those lyrics, though...

i actually liked several songs from pm dawn's first 2 albums

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

were they anything sonically similar to Arrested Development or another case of hotdogs

San Te, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

No "actually" necessary. The second one is great.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought they were much better than Arrested Development.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

wild wild west.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

They're like Arrested Development in that they took flowers and coats of many colors seriously.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

at least arrested development had one good song

ballerrr (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"i'll be missin you" is obv a Bad Song but i liked it when it came out, probably because i had never heard the police song before that. i was also like, nine

terry squad (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

ballerrr (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 August 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Best P.M. Dawn of all, one of my favorite songs of the past 20 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30RX1yi2V9c

Never even knew there was a video--it was a hit in Britian, but not North America. This version is somewhat different than what's on their first album.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

pm dawn has inoj on their top friends on myspace, lol. 90s graveyard.

teledyldonix, Thursday, 5 August 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

90s graveyard on a 00s graveyard, even.

some dude, Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

inoj >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pm dawn

ballerrr (The Reverend), Friday, 6 August 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I think what I dislike m8st about Missing You is that I didn't like the Police anyway and yet somehow Puffy sampling it made it worse. I had made a conscious decision at that point in my life to get into more hip-hop and Missing You helped derail that by getting played on the radio every hour.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 28 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

"Missing You" is an obv cash grab & of questionable taste, but it's Puffy.. tbh I kind of admire the brazenness of the whole affair.

The worst song of these is clearly "Informer," which no amount of lol90s nostalgia can reconcile - it has aged very, very badly. Still, it isn't really a rap song, is it? Morelike Canadian dancehall.

I vote for Marky Mark.

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 August 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

who's talking shit about PM Dawn?!?

Voting with My Dollars for More Swill to be Made (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

haaaaa

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol someone voting for Lauren Hill wtf

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

3 people voted for bone thugs?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck this board sometimes

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck this board 3 times iirc

some dude, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Will Smith - "Getting Jiggy With It" 5
Puff Daddy and Mase - "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" 5
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - "Tha Crossroads" 3

ban anyone who voted these

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yup

J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

otm those people need to gtfo

bernard goony (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

danced to "jiggy" at the bar last night ^___^

bernard goony (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i voted for "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" and explained why upthread -- seriously, defend that song

some dude, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the rapping is good
the beat is a classic
puffy's record was basically the late 90s mixtape-as-album & this makes sense w/in the album concept

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

mase, will you stop smokin lala?

puff, why try imma thug imma die high

bernard goony (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

luv the use of "rock with you" drumrolls :D

bernard goony (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

if you're really defending this song on the grounds that "the beat is a classic" then you're basically saying every freestyle over a classic beat is a great song in its own right

some dude, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean maybe you're just tired of kneejerk Puffy hating but tell me it's not the worst Bad Boy track on this list

some dude, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

worse than "i'll be missing you?!!?! wtf

bernard goony (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Lauryn Hill - "Doo Wop (That Thing)" 1
Notorious BIG ft Puff Daddy and Mase - "Mo Money Mo Problems" 1

fuck these trolls w/ an axe

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i actually think "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" is a pretty lousy track—such a lazy beatjack and admittedly-nimble-yet-lethargic-sounding raps. But its miles from being the worst songs on this list

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

like he and mase kind of sucked all the life out of that beat

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i will say its an odd choice for a single. but it works w/in the album for me so w/e

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it def works on the album

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

it def worked as a single too, on the radio between like "da dip" and "return of the mack"

bernard goony (The Reverend), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

I remember being very bored by "Tha Crossroads."

― clemenza, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope you are referring to Britney Spears or Ralph Maccio movie

― San Te, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ralph Macchio as bored teenage girl who takes road trip to learn Britney songs played by aging blues hero Dan Aykroyd.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

With a cameo by Robert Johnson, playing a mysterious character named Cream.

― clemenza, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'm Not a Girl (You're The Best Around)" by 98 Degrees.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link

me: people should respect different musical opinions!

also me: i know this is a 7 year old poll but whoever voted for Lauryn Hill deserves to be excommunicated from this board

josh az (2011nostalgia), Thursday, 22 February 2018 06:37 (six years ago) link

lol otm

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 06:39 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

"Baby Got Back" wouldn't be a consideration for me if voting in the 90s, but lord, in 2019, this song grates like a motherfucker.

Some of it is what "wite people at karaoke night" did to it, which is obv unfair, but it doesn't feel like a song that was meant to be banged (bung?) forever, whereas most of my favs on this list still sound good to me

Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 December 2019 01:26 (four years ago) link


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