ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

the rolling metal thread regulars suck a dick then!

Henry can take care of them!

I just got here, btw...so uh...Paradise City comes in 41 places higher than Welcome to the Jungle? What is wrong with you people? (I only voted for Sweet Child, so it's partly my fault, but c'mon!!!)

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 4:43 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

blame me, I voted for 4 GNR songs, "Welcome" would've been #5 if I'd made room for it and "Paradise" was the highest

I guess I'm the weird one. Even as a sprightly young metal fan in 1988, I thought Paradise City was a pile. People everywhere seem to like it a lot though, so whatever.

JF, i voted for a gnr song actually, but im not saying which album its from.

You voted for November Rain, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

haha no comment

listen guys, henry/jj cant do the rollout on friday. JJ has work commitments and Henry is off to texas to bite the baws off someone.
Do you want us to get through to #31 tonight then do the rest tomorrow? No way am i leaving the top 20 to monday.
So you want it to finish tomorrow or be henry-less on friday? (i would like to just push on)
Henry has been so great I think I might give him a treat with a guest spot on the albums results.

However you can work it out to reach #1 by Friday is fine with me.

Henry needs a bit of a break, he seems cranky. Keep on rolling.

OK, we will do more tonight and finish tomorrow night, that ok?
I will start albums rollout friday so you guys dont miss your fix, i'll do
250-201 friday, 200-151 saturday, 150-101 sunday. then the rest throughout the week. Works out perfectly that way.

Henrys not around so I'll push on and he can do more tonight

lol

delete mine john post henrys

that's low

45 Black Sabbath · Iron Man (1971) (382 points · 10 voters)
http://www.youtube.com/v/sSRQCMq1gB8&fs=1&hl=en

These guys seem to get a lot of respect around here but I think movie tie in songs are a very lame sell-out move.

Not to mention the 30 year sympathy grammy.

henry tell your owner to check email

Not to mention the 30 year sympathy grammy.

― Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 5:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Listen pal, go shit in your hoodie.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/BS_IronMan.jpg/200px-BS_IronMan.jpg

Note the time - they could only pull off half an antichrist, probably because they are old or Ozzy wandered off partway through to make some breakfast or something.

The views expressed by Henry are not necessarily endorsed by the runners of this poll. It's like having Russell Brand show up to host an awards show, there is no predicting what you are going to get.

Henry only got cranky after he went to the vets and didn't get any steak. Someone send him a steak!

TIE FOR 43 Metallica · Welcome Home (Sanitarium) (1986)(387 points · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw

From Wikipedia: "Mustaine and Hetfield had personality conflicts. These tensions led to a fist-fight that broke out between Mustaine and Hetfield,[4] after Mustaine accused Hetfield of kicking his dog."

After which Lars probably rifled through the unconscious dogs wallet.

lol, im dying here

I always knew Hetfield was a putz.

TIE FOR 43
43
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow (1970)(387 points · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiqmEibSY0I&feature=PlayList&p=8E24245E939916E6&index=0&playnext=1

not sure about that one.

not sure about bill magill, that track is heavy as fuck

Yeah, I dont think i agree with that.

bill "classic rock" magill doesn't think that funkadelic track is heavy enough?

I think there is other Funkadelic (who I love, as you may know) that fits into the "Metal/Heavy Rock" category better.

time for more music from norway?

One of the finest live acts I've seen. And this is my favourite song of theirs.
was #15 on my ballot.

42 -
Turbonegro - Get It On (1999) (414 Points, 11 votes - One #1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHKgsa8nBXo

And Henry will be back for the next 2.

That's the biggest points jump so far, yes?

wow more funkadelic huh? and pfunk had nothing to do with that I'm sure... ;P

yeah, i think so.

I didn't vote for it, john

I think i actually voted for super stupid

Not the Turbonegro song on my ballot.

also, Paradise City? Might as well have put Every Rose Has its Thorn up there in its place. yech.

Pretty sure that the markings on this turbonegro fellow are not AKC breed standard.

41 Led Zeppelin · No Quarter (1973) (423 points · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrHWRS8J6g

...

fuck yes! finally the good Zep rolls in!

Sorry I meant to comment there but I started the youtube to check that it was the right one and nodded off.

It's like this song is full of subliminal napping suggestions.

Just a little statistical note, for anybody outraged by any particular placement: until really the top 3, this whole race is extremely close. There are three 10-vote songs outside the top 100, and two 12-vote songs in the top 20. A single extra voter could have pushed that Turbonegro song from 42 to 31, and a second one could have gotten it to 22!

so if you didn't vote you cant complain!

I voted, so I can complain at will!!!

and I can complain about your votes!

Outside of GNR, this poll is seriously lacking in proper hair metal. I thought an ILM poll would be the best chance of anywhere for it make a respectable showing.