ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

Johnnys gonna have fun btw with his alternate alltime heavy rock no nasty metal poll.

I did a POX a few years ago. That was good enough.

Anyway, my complaints are minor -- I think the countdown has been pretty good in general. Just lacking some of my personal favs, which is to be expected.

SLiTS minus vowel-there was a shortage

^still no clue what this means

14 Led Zeppelin · Immigrant (1970) (577 points · 13 voters - 1 number one vote)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk&feature=av2n

Ok thats the real thing but you also have to experience this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov_O_UjbPrE

Tying up the origins of viking metal and pirate metal into a neat overplayed package and cramming down your throat for 40 years.

that second video is terrifying

this song is one of my favorite songs of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

^^^ that's what I was expecting to see

^still no clue what this means

fear not, grasshopper, for all will be revealed in due time the here-after.

SLTS: Some Like to Score by Moby.

As we enter the top ten, it's Danzig 2, Motörhead 0

The original Zep video wouldn't play, so I thought I'd be helpful. It has the lyrics too!

Yes, much prefer Viking Kittens.

All my picks appearing in a row now.

ppl happier with the countdown now? (apart from chap)

Let's zip it along...i'm approaching 24 hours with no sleep.

No sleep till Crazy Horses

Let's zip it along...i'm approaching 24 hours with no sleep.

jeez, no wonder you're so grouchy.

just waiting on henry

No, I'd be grouchy about the serious lack of my beloved hair metal even if I were fresh as a daisy.

Okay, I can't wait for Henry to finish pooping on the neighbor's lawn. I'll be back later.

13 Burzum · Jesus Tod (1996) (577 points · 16 votes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXu8M6q6v84

Proof that owning a shitty boombox, stabbing a fat dude, and being dumb as hell can get you places. In Norway.

something you might like is up after next
xp
ok next up then

ugh

does this really belong in the top 20? seriously?

Yeah, seriously. FUCK THIS.

I will hate 16 ilxors FOREVER.

The people have spoken! Although not me, as I'm stuck in the 70s.

Hilarious that this song made it that high.

As much as I hate varg and his opinions/actions, this is a great track.

Sorry, even if it was the greatest song ever, this dude goes beyond the pale irl. He should be shoved off the plank and sent to the ocean floor.

again, his views are never represented in his music tbf to the 16 voters.

JF, not arguing, but his music should be saved.

Yeah, I kind of wish I 'd found room for it. Still think Supernaut will be #1.

but I'm all for keelhauling the neo-nazi cunt

Davy Jones doesn't want him -- shoot him into space.

Anyway you will all enjoy the next one or you should all be banished into space

I once again want to bring up the point that a significant portion of this poll's electorate might be marginally retarded.

I predicted Paranoid for #1, now I have no idea...

Police Bastard, amirite? xpost

Please, give me something that will make me happy!

Or fits that too.

Improve our Metal Health!

pfunk plz chk email

OK, i need to post this as Henry has run off, he's chasing the postie down his street demanding to know where his steak is. I think the Burzum may have driven him to be temporarily psychotic.

Tensions are high -- hopefully some drone doom slab is up next to chill us all out. It would chill me out, at least... lol.

12.
Judas Priest - Breaking the Law (1980) (577 Points - 18 votes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTUiQzNoxw

Even johnny fever the big falser voted for this.

So, not top 10, eh? THIS POLL, YOU GUYS! THIS POLL!!!

Great song, even better video!

Oh my this will do quite nicely!! This was my #6.
One of the best music videos ever