ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

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Okay, I can't wait for Henry to finish pooping on the neighbor's lawn. I'll be back later.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

13 Burzum · Jesus Tod (1996) (577 points · 16 votes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXu8M6q6v84

Proof that owning a shitty boombox, stabbing a fat dude, and being dumb as hell can get you places. In Norway.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

something you might like is up after next
xp
ok next up then

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

does this really belong in the top 20? seriously?

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, seriously. FUCK THIS.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I will hate 16 ilxors FOREVER.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

The people have spoken! Although not me, as I'm stuck in the 70s.

A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Hilarious that this song made it that high.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

As much as I hate varg and his opinions/actions, this is a great track.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, even if it was the greatest song ever, this dude goes beyond the pale irl. He should be shoved off the plank and sent to the ocean floor.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

again, his views are never represented in his music tbf to the 16 voters.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

JF, not arguing, but his music should be saved.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I kind of wish I 'd found room for it. Still think Supernaut will be #1.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

but I'm all for keelhauling the neo-nazi cunt

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Davy Jones doesn't want him -- shoot him into space.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway you will all enjoy the next one or you should all be banished into space

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I once again want to bring up the point that a significant portion of this poll's electorate might be marginally retarded.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I predicted Paranoid for #1, now I have no idea...

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Police Bastard, amirite? xpost

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Please, give me something that will make me happy!

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Or fits that too.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Improve our Metal Health!

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

pfunk plz chk email

SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, i need to post this as Henry has run off, he's chasing the postie down his street demanding to know where his steak is. I think the Burzum may have driven him to be temporarily psychotic.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Tensions are high -- hopefully some drone doom slab is up next to chill us all out. It would chill me out, at least... lol.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

12.
Judas Priest - Breaking the Law (1980) (577 Points - 18 votes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTUiQzNoxw

Even johnny fever the big falser voted for this.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

So, not top 10, eh? THIS POLL, YOU GUYS! THIS POLL!!!

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Great song, even better video!

Neil S, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh my this will do quite nicely!! This was my #6.
One of the best music videos ever

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I probably should have tbh.

Most extreme thing I think might yet place? exhume to consume.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never felt this song really kicks any type of ass. It just kind of chugs along, Im not a huge fan.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

xps at least I didn't vote for "Motorcycle Emptiness" :D

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Good song, but 70s Priest >>>>>>> 80s Priest.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

1980 was still kinda the '70s.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, taking a short nap now. can't stay awake any long. keep going, but don't do the top two until I get back.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Not in sound - British Steel sounds more like what follows it than one precedes it. And I don't care for it.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

70s everything >>>>>>> 80s everything tbh

A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I think 1980 was one of the most '80s years of the '80s, to tell you the truth.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW as some light relief from the deadly serious poll, have a read of this: http://www.theonion.com/articles/recently-single-al-gore-finally-able-to-listen-to,17824/

Neil S, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

70s everything >>>>>>> 80s everything tbh

― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2),

i'm inclined to agree...

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the 70s AND the 80s like my identical twin children. Don't make me choose.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

(irl I have no children)

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

you are the thompson twins irl.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

no wonder you guys are moaning, you're all a bunch of old farts!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not old I was just born too late.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

If I didn't love the 70s, I couldn't use this username with a clear conscience.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

none of you were born to be wild for sure

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I specifically remember vetoing that song in any form during the nominations.

Johnelle Fevráe (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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