ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

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Well yeah, I know they don't vote, but like, shadowy images of them or something.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

: )

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think you will be disappointed by the results

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

An army of miniature Roxy- and John-shaped demons that pour out of that hole in the backyard where the tree fell down after the lightning strike.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

My original hopes for this poll would be that every voter besides myself would be like Chon D and Roxy and various other serious metal dudes and they would all have pretty serious opinions about the merits of exciting occult shit like Methgaroth and Burning Tomb and Funeral Battle. But in the end, I learned about a few much more basic bands that I should have been paying attention to anyway.

This is what I was expecting, too.

emil.y, Friday, 6 August 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Shit like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl4h3suwonk

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

My original hopes for this poll would be that every voter besides myself would be like Chon D and Roxy and various other serious metal dudes and they would all have pretty serious opinions about the merits of exciting occult shit like Methgaroth and Burning Tomb and Funeral Battle.

So glad it wasn't like that!

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 6 August 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a Metal AND Heavy Rock poll after all

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel tempted to do a straight glam/hair metal poll, since that genre seemed to almost completely get the shaft.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

It's my honest hope however, that after this ILM will have sated itself on polls.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

For a while, at least.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow. Entire poll redeemed right at the very end. Well done "Stargazer". Shoulda been more Rainbow and some Purple (and Montrose!) in the 100 though.

Also:
437,Thin Lizzy - Do Anything You Want to Do,59,1,,0 :(

Jeff W, Friday, 6 August 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

It's my honest hope however, that after this ILM will have sated itself on polls

You mean after the Top 300 Metal/ Heavy Rock albums poll? That's THREE HUNDRED

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you an accountant? ;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think I've heard more than 15 of these songs. But then I prefer the Cardigans' version of "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" to the original.

jaymc, Friday, 6 August 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpFOtZm9Fc0

jaymc, Friday, 6 August 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

genius cover!

don't think I've heard more than 15 of these songs. But then I prefer the Cardigans' version of "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" to the original.

― jaymc, Friday, August 6, 2010 9:48 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Welcome to Challop Town.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 6 August 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Kevin's errant tracks ballot has been located and added. You'll get to see and explore the full data after the album countdown, so I won't repost everything. The order of the top 5 didn't change, though Kevin's votes for Supernaut and Ace of Spades increased the gap between the top 3 and everything else. His votes for "Search and Destroy", "When the Levee Breaks" and "Immigrant Song" pull those up from 15/17/14 to 6/7/8. Which should reinforce my point about the tracks poll having too few votes for any of the placements below 3 or 4 to mean much.

He also voted for "Kick Out the Jams", which moves it from the excellent countdown-opening #100 to a completely uninteresting #74.

Here's the new top 10, with notes for where the points went up:

1. Rainbow - Stargazer (1174/24)
2. Black Sabbath - Supernaut (1111/23 from 1069/22)
3. Motörhead - Ace of Spades (948/23 from 915/22)
4. Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (748/18)
5. Guns 'N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine (630/14)
6. Iggy and the Stooges - Search and Destroy (623/16 from 576/15)
7. Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks (618/13 from 569/12)
8. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (614/14 from 577/13)
9. Iron Maiden - Phantom of the Opera (610/15)
10. Nirvana - Aneurysm (593/14)

glenn mcdonald, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

He also voted for "Kick Out the Jams", which moves it from the excellent countdown-opening #100 to a completely uninteresting #74.

LOL - thanks a lot, Kevin.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The weird stat that Kevin's votes didn't change is that everybody's last-place track got at least one other vote.

glenn mcdonald, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I like "Stargazer" OK but, except that it's less overplayed, I'm not sure why someone would rank that higher than the best Zeppelin/Purple/Sabbath. I don't think the melody is all that original tbh. It actually feels a bit like a Tea Party song.

I generally love this thread though.

Sundar, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

So was The Osmonds upset punk insurrection or metal routine?

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you all for not giving me 51 on my birthday.

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

osmonds didnt place top 100 even with your vote

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

kick out the jams was better at 100

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry would agree

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't want to open up a can of worms, but was my ballot tabulated as a couple of things which I polled highly aren't in the full tabulated list?

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

dont have anything from a "Billy Dods". did you get an auto reply?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

No, sent it 26th July 17:41.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

this turning into a real hoot. redo?

Quo riff just isn't a suitable vehicle for interplanetary exploration (Ioannis), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

if you didnt get an auto reply then it didnt arrive. I dont have a tracks or albums ballot from you. Did you send it to the correct address?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I think so, this is the correct address? ilmalltimemetalp✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno what happened there, ilmalltimemetalpool at gmail dot com

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

poll not pool

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

screwed by the metal pool!

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah ilmalltimemetalpoll but nothing from you

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Bugger. Too late for the albums poll now.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

recount!

Quo riff just isn't a suitable vehicle for interplanetary exploration (Ioannis), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing to recount, his vote never arrived.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Not my fault this time

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I told everyone to make sure they got an auto-reply for the first email vote they sent

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Billy, what was your tracks ballot anyway, lets see if it would have made any difference. Just post it here.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I've resent it, if you're retabulating KJB's results you could include mine too. Cursrory glance at the tracks, I don't think it changes the 100, though a few songs move up quite a bit. If I'm right it'll take 'Search and Destroy' and 'Paranoid' into the top 10.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Sunday, 8 August 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

'Search and Destroy' was robbed, it looks like

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 8 August 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

we wont be retabulating as we didn't get the ballot in the first place, unlike kjb's, who got missed by accident, sorry.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 8 August 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

recount!


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