"If only more strippers voted." - the Hard Rock and Hair Metal tracks poll nominations thread (not a current poll - just random hair metal chat)

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they lived their (richey era) life by the new york dolls manual
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pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Thank you Darin, for thinking of the poor strippers.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i11.servimg.com/u/f11/11/17/43/40/0013111.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Manic Street Preachers - You Love Us

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a youtube companion thread?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Now there is.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to have to review this MSP track, because the one in the last poll sounded like shoegazer or something.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

if you veto stuff for being wimpy then there wont be much hair stuff!!! ;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The following criteria will have to be met:

1.) Blues-based rock and roll.
2.) Created between the mid-70s and 1993 (release date of The Spaghetti Incident, which slammed the door on the whole enterprise AFAIC).
3.) By performers wearing makeup/hairspray/spandex/leather/gypsy scarves and jewelry
4.) Probably been heard in one or more of the following: strip club/tilt-a-whirl/pool hall/Camaro.

It seems like a real outlier. I can't listen to it now, because I'm at work, but I'll check it out.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

btw how are you weighting the votes? and what are the min & max amount of tracks everyone can vote for?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't know how I'm weighing the votes or the max # of tracks yet. I should probably cap the nominations at 50 songs per person, unless anyone objects?

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The following criteria will have to be met:

1.) Blues-based rock and roll.
2.) Created between the mid-70s and 1993 (release date of The Spaghetti Incident, which slammed the door on the whole enterprise AFAIC).
3.) By performers wearing makeup/hairspray/spandex/leather/gypsy scarves and jewelry
4.) Probably been heard in one or more of the following: strip club/tilt-a-whirl/pool hall/Camaro.

5) sexist lyrics/videos?

;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"what's wrong with being sexy?"

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Spinal Tap is on UK GOLD tonight btw

lol xpost

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Guns 'N Roses - It's So Easy

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

hey is anything from the 1st izzy stradlin & the ju ju hounds album allowed?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I nominated every song on Appetite somewhere upthread.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

That first Ju Ju Hounds album is really good. I don't see why it wouldn't qualify.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Guns N' Roses - One in a Million
Guns N' Roses - Patience
Aerosmith - Dream On
Van Halen - Jump
Alice Cooper - Only Women Bleed
Black Sabbath - Changes
Led Zeppelin - Dancing Days

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I kind of hate it myself, but this poll would be incomplete without...

Europe - The Final Countdown

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Do Queen qualify?

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

they qualify on all 4 counts easy

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - D'yer Mak'er
Cheap Trick - I Want You to Want Me
KISS - Strutter
Heart - Barracuda
Queen - Killer Queen

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

New York Dolls - Frankenstein

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Prince - Purple Rain

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker
Heart - Magic Man
Heart - Straight On
Queen - We Are the Champions

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

xhuxk to thread btw imo iirc

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that Ju Ju Hounds record but i think it'd be kinda silly to nominate anything from it here tbh

richie goingham (some dude), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I say go ahead and nominate some tracks from the juju hnds. what is it - 1994 or something? i hqavent heard it, but it probably fits the spirit.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Feel free to veto if you want to slam shut the glam-goth door but it's not like anyone else will vote for...

Gene Loves Jezebel - Desire

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

GLJ is really in a gray area. Around that time, they looked really hair metal but still sounded kind of new wave-y and postmodern. Hell, I still don't know how to classify the first couple GLJ albums.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

gene loves jeZebel was totally on hard rock radio, although I had only heqard Jealous at the time.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, by the time "Jealous" came out they'd morphed into a legitimate hard rock band (oddly kind of like Drivin' N Cryin' at the same time). Go back a couple years and they were harder to define.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I would and will vote for GLJ but it's a goth vote and not a hair metal one.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

'Jealous' kind of reminds me of a poppier Jane's Addiction tbh

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Somewhere a stripper is crying because there are no Aerosmith nominations on this thread

Brad C., Friday, 20 August 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Aerosmith - Dream On

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Thank goodness

Brad C., Friday, 20 August 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Billy Idol - White Wedding

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if "Dude Looks Like a Lady" is a stripper fave. Depends on the club, I guess.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
Aerosmith - Love in an Elevator
Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
AC/DC - Big Gun
Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is

Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Aerosmith - Back in the Saddle Again

Brad C., Friday, 20 August 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Aerosmith - Rag Doll Aerosmith - Janie's Got a Gun Of course you could do DLLAL. That's precisely the era we are most trying to capture.

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

whoops, I guess return doesnt work on my phone...

meat by mistake (kkvgz), Friday, 20 August 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Anybody else remember No Fuel Left for the Pilgrims by D*A*D? I've always meant to hear some of their earlier stuff, but never have. Anyway, that whole album is good. But particularly

D*A*D - Sleeping My Day Away
D*A*D - Rim of Hell

Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes
Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance
New York Dolls - Jet Boy
Grand Funk Railroad - We're an American Band
Boston - Don't Look Back
Foreigner - Hot Blooded
Billy Idol - Hot in the City

Ioannis, Friday, 20 August 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link


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