If Marty McFly went back in time thirty years ago today, what song does he play at the dance to blow everyone's mind?

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real estate - fake blues

and they all get kinda misty-eyed in unison

a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

he plays "Biko" by Peter Gabriel

funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I'd just like to point out that Craig Robinson's character in Hot Tub Time Machine has the chance to do just this and chooses fucking "Let's Get It Started" by the fucking Black Eyed Peas.

A solo Beatle--Paul, George, John, Yoko, etc. (Whitey on the Moon), Sunday, 7 November 2010 07:26 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Skrillex.

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

"Gimme a blues riff in B, yeah, you know what you wanna do with that, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it"
--Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC)

Oh man

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

xp skrilla would be what he plays via walkman (now a droid) when he tells george mcfly he's darth vader from planet vulcan

sleepingbag, Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

Or that he's Donnie Darko from Planet Matrix.

pplains, Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

He'd have to start out with some mid-80s-ish shit before moving onto Skrillex: "King of Rock"? "Fight for Your Right"? "Music Is the Key"?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

Someone in Hollywood is going to realize this is a good idea and remake the movie with just this premise.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

There was already some talk of a remake, but it's apparently been halted. Justin Bieber was the name floating around for the Marty role.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

"Fight for Your Right"

came here to post that. marty plays what's about to break. in the backbround, there's some A&R dude on the telephone saying, "mr. rubin? i think i just found that new sound you've been looking for." then he goes all skrillix at the end and looses the band/audience.

contenderizer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

I seriously would wanna write this reboot treatment with you guys.

Cunga, Sunday, 1 July 2012 07:24 (eleven years ago) link

Someone in Hollywood is going to realize this is a good idea and remake the movie with just this premise.

The "Let's Get It Started" bit in Hot Tub Time Machine comes to mind.

Electro-Shock Rory (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 July 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link

It's your cousin, MARVIN SKRILLEX.

Vitaly Petrov Boys (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

What would play during the Mr. Sandman sequence? I can't think of anything that makes the era sound so sweet and innocent. They could play Power of Love, I guess.

pplains, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Or that he's Donnie Darko from Planet Matrix.

― pplains, Sunday, July 1, 2012 1:44 AM Bookmark

hahahaha!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I really like the earnest tack '06 whiney took to this thread

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

what's changed?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

'06 ILX generally held a nice balance of earnestness and zingy wit, IMO - though I know this is perhaps a challops to some!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh guys no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzxhJFxC9M

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

thats p great

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

i'll admit i lol'd

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

What song blares out of Al Czervik's golf bag to irritate Judge Smalls in 2012?

My first answer was going to still be "Any Way You Want It", but hell, George W. Bush probably has that on his iPod these days.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

"Gangam Style"

canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MY6SJ.jpg

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

xp skrilla would be what he plays via walkman (now a droid) when he tells george mcfly he's darth vader from planet vulcan

YES

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

It's your cousin, MARVIN PSY.

Don't Go Home With Your Hadron Collider (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

For some reason I can't see audiences in 1982 being blown away by a cover of "gangam style," that it could be processed as new wave.

Probably go with something like "Let's Go Crazy."

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

They did this in Hot Tub Time Machine, set in 1986, and the song was "Let's Get It Started".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't read the whole thread so sorry if it's been written already.
great thread idea but I don't agree exactly with the initial description : in "Back to the future", he plays a song that's just about to be released and be a huge innovative hit that will influence many but not necessarily change everything (since Elvis had already released "Hound Dog", for instance).
So 30 years ago, in 82, it would be a song soon to be a huge innovative and influential hit.
I'd say "billie jean" !
(I could a guy calling MJ from McFly's gig saying : "Michael you gotta to come right now and listen to this" while McFly does the moonwalk for the first time !)

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

i think you have the principle right, but wouldn't it have to be some sorta hip hop like sugar hill gang

McFly does the moonwalk for the first time

on tony basil thread i learned talking heads vid for crosseyed and painless has extended moon walk at 3:34. nobody lost their mind until michael i guess. though.

you all a buncha takers (say the sad bells of romney) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, a hip hop hit would be also a good answer but "rapper's delight" was like 1979 so it was already old news in 82... maybe RUN DMC's "walk this way" for the hiphop/rock mix. but it wasn't released until 85...
so, to stay with MJ and the funk/rock mix, maybe "beat it" ?

about the moonwalk, yeah, I guess it existed before MJ's motown thing...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha both of the ppl who saw crosseyed and painless vid in 1980 or 81 thought it was pretty rad im sure, i think one was michael.

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Or Grandmaster flash's "the message" in 82.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

Wikipedia say the dance routine later named "Moonwalk" is decades old, and it was already called Moonwalk in a 1969 children's show.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

did toni basil choreograph that too

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it existed prior to MJ's motown performance, of course, but really, who knew or cared before that !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Jeffrey thingybob of Shalamar did it on TOTP a couple of years previous to MJ's Motown thing.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

It was a tap dance routine, and tap dancing was pretty popular, so I'm sure people cared. By the time MJ revived it it probably wasn't used much by dancers anymore, though.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

(x-post)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

baseball players been wearing one glove since like end of 19th century, but michael does it and BOOM

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

And golfers, golfers too.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

um james brown was doing the moonwalk from the beginning of his career,very nearly.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

Jackson took most of his dance inspiration from Brown.

Whereas Jackson Browne was never a dancer...

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

ahah. yeah, MJ "stole" many dance moves from all over the place, of course (Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, street dance, etc) but the fact that if you show someone doing the moonwalk to 100 persons and ask them who invented it, I'm pretty sure you'll be close to 100% answers for MJ ! (except if you ask 100 dance experts !)

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, back to the thread, if McFly covered "Beat it" or "Billie Jean" and made the moonwalk, I guess it would blow 82s people's mind !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Basically, he needs to do "Beat It," having them (ironically) totally on board through the Eddie Van Halen guitar theatrics... then lose everybody by trying to take it into a chopped-and-screwed Skrillex treatment of same. "Your kids are gonna love it."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

So, there was a remake project of the film and it was scrapped ?
in the current state of the hollywood film industry it just seems insane that this movie hasn't been remade yet !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully some properties are too iconic even for Hollywood execs to tamper with... I mean it would only be step or two down from remaking Star Wars.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

By the way, I think Blue Monday is the best answer on this thread so far.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link


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