really can't get over "...GRAPHEMES"
― Doctor Casino II, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?A couple a... GROCERIES
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:10 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― some dude, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
two years ago a friend of mineasked me to say.....NO MIME
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yaygimme the mic.... KANYE
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa i just googled the lyrics and apparently consensus is that it's "shimmy yam"???
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf no way
― some dude, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at that one
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
enemies can't extort mecuz Jay-Z bare arms...SHORT SLEEVES
― board of the living based heads (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
always heard it as "shimmy yam" myself
why the hell would it be yam??
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
give me the mic so i can take it awam?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, isn't that just kinda inverting an actual jay line?
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
surf: it's already nonsense anyway
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/a-yam.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
xp haha no the second one is "yam" not "yeah"
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
right, i thought that was the one we were talking about
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, that was to whiney n/m
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah rev i guess it is
― board of the living based heads (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Soul Train done lost they soulJust call it Train...BORING POP/ROCK 'N ROLL
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:57 PM Bookmark
ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarcerationyou don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:53 PM Bookmark
These two are underrated imo.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha agreed, those are both great
― Doctor Casino II, Friday, 17 September 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
This is a really great thread because the challenge is just so hard that in general I think nobody contributes unless they have something awesome, it's hard to be lazy about it!
― Doctor Casino II, Friday, 17 September 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Trap goin' hamWe got pies...MCDONALDLAND
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I knew I was the man with the master planMake you wiggle and jiggle...KIM KARDASHIAN
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I can take a phrase that's rarely heardFlip it...THE BIRD
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
this is difficult imo but I feel obligated to give it a shot
I can take a phrase that's rarely heard,Flip it...BIRD
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Not so rarely heard it turns out!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped... BIRD
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lols
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
if u having girl problems i feel bad 4 you soni got 99 problems...THE GREAT ONE
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Friday, August 20, 2010 1:29 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark
what i love most about this is how it makes 99 into an adjective
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ah shit just thought of a better one:
Trap goin' hamWe got pies flyin'... WAM
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
btw, do you guys hear these in your head being done by the original artists, or basically does Drake's voice so totally suffuse grocery bag rap that every one of these punchlines acquires his listless, flat delivery?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I imagine everybody delivering the punchlines like the Beastie Boys, where 5 voices shout the words in caps
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^^^ this must be a painful exercise for u
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I always hear Drake, often with the particular clunky inflection of "Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'"
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 4:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 4:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
Nowadays everybody wanna talk,Like they got somethin' to sayBut nothin' comes out... CONSTIPATE
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"Never be a brother...CALRISSEAN, LANDO
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Every jam we play, we break two needlesThere's three of us... CHARLIE'S ANGELS
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Sunday, 8 May 2011 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Suckas on my jock when I walk down the blockI really don't care if you're jealous...BIG COCK
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 11 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
And then you're in the man from MarsYou go out at night, eatin'... MARS BARS
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
About to go and damn near went blindYoung n****s at the pad throwin' up...E COLI
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
I came in the door, I said it before ... ENCORE
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
I thought I hated all punchline rap and then I heard "Shooter" by clipping.
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I've never been thereMaybe this is an experience...VEGAS, CLASSIC CHER!
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 05:08 (four years ago) link
1, 2, 3 and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the doorReady to make an entrance, so back on upCos you know I'm bout to rip shit...BUTT
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link
I'm sorry if you can't understandBut I need a radio...RADIO SHACK BRAND
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 15:09 (two years ago) link
Whenever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eyeOverlook and disregard my feelings...PEWDIEPIE
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:01 (nine months ago) link
Once upon a time not long agoWhen people wore pajamas... NIGHTCLOTHES
― erasingclouds, Friday, 25 August 2023 03:39 (nine months ago) link