lol how many ilx names are longmont
― fennel cartwright, Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I read a review that said there are some calls to celebrities on your releases. Did I miss those? Who are they?I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."
I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."
http://markprindle.com/longmont-i.htm
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit, eddie money!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtos2rYOy1s&feature=related
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Every couple of months I scan eBay in the hopes of coming across the 6 disc box set he put out, but I never see it on there. ...Anyone got a lead on a copy?
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
If I ever wonder if the ilxor experience has been worth it, I'll just remember that I discovered LPC here.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
double double check double triple flip check
― 50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i was in touch w/ him years back, wish i still had those emails. he did tell me that the orange julius calls were not done by a little girl as i'd thought but by his then gf's son. still have a vhs copy of the lpc home video around, its pretty strange.
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
you should make that digital somehow and share it with me
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
or else what you're proposing is a complete Darwinian society
I don't accept your rhetoric.
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
its part of the box set
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbox_Option_Package
The DVD contains the videos Live From Longmont Potion Castle, Return to Longmont Potion Castle as well as several other clips.
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
three months dude... four months dude
I have the VHS. It's weird.
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
revel in the excitement of tandy
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fV2soHJ88
― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd like something with a WHOLE lot of flavor....
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xIrkTVTQ1s
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
volume 8 is out
― am0n, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks for the heads up! Brushotti!
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought about this dude today while I was hauling a some rope up to Limon.
(To: Dan Limon c/o Lloyd Wabbit)
― big ed girlie (Pillbox), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i've got coaxial flutter on my unit.. it's the perpendicular crosstalk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKAswwoc7Q
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXLpx6oSL8
― gr8080, Monday, 25 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I said many years ago, I said to my son "You must learn from the ways of Masayuki Akamatsu"http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/echochops/id296803692?mt=8
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=DwiArHaxuG8
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwiArHaxuG8
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
Also known as Virtual Balboa, Brock Winthrop, Bart Hacker, Wyatt, Prick Baxter, Tommy Vee, Red Brown, Fennel Cartwright, Frickey Weaver, Cooter, Bernard Fuddle, Dirk Funk, Reuben Norman, Curtis Nayla, Gomez, Levi Goulet, Buddy Gripple, Grover Knox, Desmond Sanford, Holmes, Reginald Maplethorp, Dudley, Gianini, Nuno Gloop, Tanyo Lubbock, Luke, Kermit Neville, Nipper, The Polish Stallion, Lars, Don Savage, Rusty Savage, Sissy, Wallace Thrasher aka Stretchy, Dr. Slap, Bonecrusher Smith, Bo "Bobo" Tucci, Nigel Zacket, Spicy Legato, Dusty Staccato, Lloyd Wabbit, Raul, Herbert Prick, Axel Rod, Jacques, Mr. Freebus, Monroe, Kirby, Cecil Conklin, Bernie at UPS, Freddie, Hubbard, Remmington, Luther Manhole, Jackson, Monty, Benedict, Bri-Bri, Ray-Ray, Sylvester, Malcolm, Spencer, Kiplet, Swanson, Salzar, Elmo Slaughter from the Cave of the Winds, Rasmussen Yassin, Starchild, Luther Manwhole, François (from Lip Smackers)
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
unusual details in wikipedia articles
triple flip check
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO8Gx-1QSs&feature=player_embedded#!
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO8Gx-1QSs
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
nannette nunanacci
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!
― homosexual II, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
OMG!
― diamonddave85, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
I want to throw it out there again that if anybody ever comes across the box set Longmont put out, I want to buy that thing!
― Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
New album, Wig Out at Jagbags, coming in early 2014. http://m.pitchfork.com/features/update/9254-stephen-malkmus-and-the-jicks/
― I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
― homosexual II, Monday, November 4, 2013 2:33 PM (23 minutes ago)
http://radiovalencia.fm/illogicalcontraption/2013/11/04/illogical-contraption-podcast-for-111113-trebek-with-longmont-potion-castle-and-john-xavier-cassese/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
Sorry wrong thread!
― I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Monday, 4 November 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
Heh - "Wig Out at Jagbags" totally sounds like it COULD be an LPC thing
― Walter Galt, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
i can't believe this is still a thing. i was reminded of LPC today and hadn't thought about it/him for probably 15 years.
― ★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Saturday, 28 December 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLmnaX7V18
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
some good laughs in there
― braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
the Longmont Potion Castle Ultimate Session Bundle..... i am so tempted to snatch this, it's $100, but there's only 50 copies, and it's complete LPC...
http://www.noisetent.com/DUCat.html
― ET sippin the wig (spazzmatazz), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Hi,Out now from D.U. Records is the complete Longmont Potion Castle anthology "LPC USB". You can order it online exclusively here. The "Ultimate Session Bundle" includes a USB-drive, T-Shirt, and bonus vinyl. The USB features all previously released LPC albums, 2 unreleased albums, all previously released LPC videos, unreleased videos, extra tracks, complete liner notes, and more. You get: Implement Of Prognosis "Butcher The Paleontologist" (1987)Previously unreleased album - phone pranks and collage prototype for LPC - 93 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle (1988)Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 93 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 80 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle III (1995)Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 85 minutes. Miller Time (2000)Previously unreleased album - the saga of LPC and his crazed employer - 35 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)Plus the "Expanded Anniversary Edition" bonus content - 112 minutes. Late-Eighties-Vein (2003)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 59 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 78 minutes. Videos (2006)Featuring the LPC DVD - plus previously unreleased videos - 58 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 93 minutes. Implement Of Prognosis "Cauterized Toxicologist" (2008)The return of LPC's phone prank and collage project - plus bonus tracks - 45 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 7 (2009)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 85 minutes. Implement Of Prognosis "Abject Seismologist" (2010)The finale of LPC's phone prank and collage project - plus previously unreleased tracks - 41 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 103 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 114 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 125 minutes. Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)Plus previously unreleased tracks - 98 minutes. Metal Interludes (2014)Plus previously unreleased tracks - also featuring 2 complete live concert videos - 120 minutes. T-ShirtFeaturing all LPC album cover art - super soft 100% cotton - grey shirt with purple ink - please specify size. Liner NotesLPC takes you behind-the-scenes for the recording of every album with detailed liner notes - PDF booklet. Vinyl LPAlso included is a randomly selected D.U. Records vinyl LP or double LP (up to $40.00 value). All audio files are high-quality 320kb MP3s. All video files are Quicktime MOVs. This is a special, extremely limited-editionrelease of 50. Approximate running time 25 hours. Explicit content. Free shipping. This is the only 100% complete LPCcollection, with rare archival content made available now for the first time. And it's hilarious. Thanks,D.U. Records
― (diamonddave85), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
damn.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
Forgot to post this last month, it's a great read, first ever interview with LPC?
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/longmont-potion-castle-interview
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQ3HQvDxPI
lol that he's doing this via skype now
― pre millennial tension (uptown churl), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link
nope he was on my radio show and we prank called alex trebek live on the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaG429VNdik
― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link
oh whoa, sick!
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/longmont-potion-castle-the-official-film#/
― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link
rainn wilson
― am0n, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link
he's on my podcast this weekend - what should i ask him?
― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
ask him if he found the parochial ramrod yet
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
can you make some wasp jerky for me
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumfSC80QOE
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
The little moments when he's talking or making noises to himself before the other person picks up always get me
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
"Hi, this is Jebediah with Motor-Rooter"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
lol i love the bit taken from the live appearance
― Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:05 (four years ago) link
its not really funny per se but "Peacock" is one of my favorite Longmont bits, must've taken forever to put that all together
― frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah agreed, a real high point for him, truly inspired
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
LPC "Official Longbox Discography" Complete Box Set out now! 40 CDs + 1 DVD + Liner Notes Book + Poster + 5 Pins. Very limited! https://t.co/XBUVv9SUXP pic.twitter.com/f8Mep565pJ— LongmontPotionCastle (@LongmontPotion) November 1, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
pretty interesting!https://www.thedoe.com/articles/the-first-longmont-potion-castle-album
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
that's amazing
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Yeah wow what a story
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
apparently he's answering Qs on twitter:
Fans! Have a burning question for @LongmontPotion? Leave one below and the man, himself, just may answer it. 👇#longmontpotioncastle— The Doe (@wearethedoe) January 20, 2020
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link
That story is wild.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 08:08 (four years ago) link
new one tomorrow
― frogbs, Sunday, 9 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
can't believe this went unreleased. i'm fuckin dying here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr49txvlke4
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:32 (four years ago) link
yes, just what i needed
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:51 (four years ago) link
that is the best
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
What's the frickin subtotal up there, cap?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 05:10 (four years ago) link
I got no total
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
omg that sampled laughter
the longmont "... or?" has infiltrated my own speech
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
10 pounds of soda
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNa8jy9jZ5k
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Always found the Alex Trebek calls heartwarming - Trebek is so nice and seemed like he actually secretly got a kick out of it, genuinely curious and interested to talk to random people from around the country, even if he's kind of acting annoyed. Like this one where when the phone rings again he immediately goes "lets wait and see who picks up".
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
yeah is it weird when the news came one of my first thoughts was "LPC lost his only friend"
― frogbs, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
My name is Whip. I was recently on a frigate.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 12 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
apparently the new one has a ton of alex trebek
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 12 March 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link
yeah im halfway through and theres already much alex content
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 12 March 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link
admittedly when he died one of my first thoughts was sympathy for LPC cuz he must've considered him a friend at this point
― frogbs, Friday, 12 March 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link
Kind of a tense moment on the new one where what sounds like a 7 year old picks up, and I'm praying he doesnt fuck with a little kid and freak him out and make him upset. But LPC seamlessly modulates his routine and the kid immediately gets into the spirit and starts having a blast yelling into the phone and answering silly questions and it ends up being very adorable.
"Wwwhat is yourrr opinnnnion of rubberbandsss?""I love rubberbands!""Do you like to feeeed squirrels?""HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TO FEED SQUIRRELS? BECAUSE I NAMED A SQUIRREL AND I FEED HIM! SO YES I LIKE TO FEED SQUIRRELS!"
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 24 January 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link
Haven't done comparative study, but good screamin' over guitarr: https://deertick.bandcamp.com/track/divine-providence-feat-longmont-potion-castle
― dow, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 22:09 (one year ago) link
Longmont used to be a cow town, now it's practically a suburb of Boulder.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link
started listening to the last few I missed, he's just as funny as ever though oftentimes a little more conceptual, for better or worse
the moment OEO mentions above is cute - I was a bit nervous about it as well but it's actually pretty cool, because for once he found someone who's taking him seriously, it's a really fun conversation
but the ones I really like are "Gentlemen's Quarters" and "Skipper's Housewarming" on 18, because he manages to make both ladies laugh uncontrollably which I think catches him off guard and causes him to break character a bit. one of them even offers to come over, and *not* because she wants to kick his ass! I don't think that's ever happened on an LPC album before
― frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:40 (seven months ago) link