Awful puns/neologisms as album titles

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justified is awful

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steven

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

what are those public enemy albums even like? Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age is an awesome title imo. nb: i haven't heard any public enemy.

I love you girls but that music is for fairies (Matt P), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Genesis - From Genesis to Revelation

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

well maybe not awesome but i appreciate the effort, and there's so much of it xp

I love you girls but that music is for fairies (Matt P), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

what are those public enemy albums even like?

Muse Sick = excellent

Revolverlution = ehhh it's okay

New Whirl Odor = flush it

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steven

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is pretty hilarious

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

George Strait - Strait to/from the Heart (which is it? I forget...)

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

OH GOD

Deep Purple - Purpendicular

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Talking Heads - No Talking Just Head

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom

also every ska record ever (or should I say, every ska SKAcord SKAver)

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't even get "Tragic Kingdom" was a play on words 'til last year. I was 13, I thought it was a cool & evocative title that said "everyone feels as sad and shitty as you, even pretty blonde girls."

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Nelly Furtado - Whoa Nelly!

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

HIStory would probably be the top-selling example, if it counts (can the emphasis of certain letters in a word by capitalization constitute a pun?)

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Gary Glitter - Touch Me

(lolz in retrospect)

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Miss E... So Addictive

(off topic, and there's probably already a thread on it, but what about stuff like Fresh Cream or Who's Next, do those count? seems like those kind of titles were fairly prevalent in classic rock)

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Snopp Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Half Man Half Biscuit are good/ awful for this kind of thing (delete according to taste):

Trouble Over Bridgewater
Back in the DHSS
Achtung Bono

FWIW, I think they're national treasures and hope they keep on punning.

Neil S, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Tony Banks - Bankstatement

Further minus points for also having a terrible literal album cover.

Gavin in Leeds, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Snopp Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle

don't forget Tha Doggfather!

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Hour of the Bewilderbeast: everything annoyingly twee and kooky about Badly Drawn Boy, in one album title.

Neil S, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Incesticide (always hated this title)

Euler, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

An Australian singer-songwriter Fergus Brown, named his album Burgers Frown, which was more awesome than awful. Still, depends on your patience for that kind of humour.

Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

NoFX - The War on Errorism
Carter USM - 101 Damnations

Gavin in Leeds, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Jello Biafra - The Audacity of Hype (although I have to admit a sneaking admiration for that one)

Neil S, Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't notice Take Off Your Pants and Jacket was a pun until seeing it on this thread and saying it out loud five times.

I still don't get Tragic Kingdom.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

They're from California, home of Disney's "Magic Kingdom." It's a stretch.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

A Salt with a Dealy Pepa

Tongue in Chic

Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins

There's A Whole Lalo Schifrin Goin' On (we have a winner!)

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins

This one's great ^^

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Music criticism edition:
"White Blood Sells: Race and the White Stripes' Moment in the Sun"
"The Revolution Will Be Harmonized"
"Appropriate for Destruction"
"Remains of the Day-O"
"Imperfect Sound Forever"
"The Syncher, Not the Song: The Irresistible Rise of the Numa Numa Dance"
"Joy Division: An Ideal for Listening"

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I still don't get "Tragic Kingdom" either.

Or is it supposed to be a play on "Magic Kingdom"?

MarkoP, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Nick Lowe - Bowi

MarkoP, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

!!! - myth takes

EDB, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Nick Lowe - Bowi
wrong thread, i suppose

V79, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Nick Lowe - Bowi

.....and The Rumour -Max

sonofstan, Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Or is it supposed to be a play on "Magic Kingdom"?

― MarkoP, Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:49 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

believe so

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

well, they're from Anaheim too, so there's that

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like I'm talking into the wind here

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

one supposes that if they were from Valencia they might've called the album Six Flags Tragic Mountain

del griffith, Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The Presets - Apocalypso
Van Halen - OU812

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

still don't understand how 'take off your pants and jacket' is a pun

thomp, Thursday, 14 October 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Take Off Your Pants and Masturbate

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 15 October 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

oh ok that doesnt cross the channel very well

thomp, Friday, 15 October 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks like somebody needs a chunnel!

I'm a DUDE, Dad! (Viceroy), Friday, 15 October 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Anniemal
Intensities in Ten Cities
Chef Boy-R-U-Dumb
Art Official Intelligence
Edutainment
The Ecleftic (2 Sides 2 A Book)
Tormato
Hi Infidelity
Hail to the Thief
The Ego Has Landed
Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious
Infrared Riding Hood
Electric Landlady
Older... Budweiser

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

snoop's first album title is classic, wtf

swvl, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Take Off Your Pants and Masturbate

This should be the real album title ^^

Would be A+++

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Friday, 15 October 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Especially if it were a Radiohead album.

sonofstan, Friday, 15 October 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

One I genuinely like is The 25th of May - Lenin & McCarthy. No better title for a group of scouse Marxists.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://culturapoliticademocratica.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/supergrassalbumart1.jpg

lovely album.
crap title.

mark e, Friday, 15 October 2010 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Virgin Fugs

thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 18 October 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link

is that a pun? or just a terrible album name. either way

thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 18 October 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Gucci Mane Jewelry Selection (presumably a pun on Jury Selection, and it's not a bad title)

Frank Kogan, Monday, 18 October 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

another sax-related one, I'm afraid:

Sparks - Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Dodgy - Free Peace Sweet

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh shit, just noticed that the Sparks one has been mentioned before on the thread. Sorry.

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Have we had Ramsey Lewis' Tequila Mockingbird?

sonofstan, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

One I genuinely like is The 25th of May - Lenin & McCarthy. No better title for a group of scouse Marxists.

just dug out this album and gave it a spin expecting it to suck,
and yeah, it's easy to rip into their EMF/Jesus Jones groove,
however, there is a track, 'why?' that uses news snippets re hillsborough from the time that hits really hard.

mark e, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

two decades later it occurs to me that Digital Underground's Future Rhythm is a pun

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 September 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

It is?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 13 September 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

Stevie Jackson - (I Can't Get No) Stevie Jackson

Hideous Lump, Friday, 14 September 2018 02:26 (five years ago) link

I can't decide if the band name Neil Young and the Restless is really a cheesy reference to the soap opera or just a coincidence.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 14 September 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Double pun going on here - trombone and bossa nova? Bill Watrous With the New Bill Watrous Quartet, "Coronary Trombossa!" Also good of the Bill Watrous Quartet to allow him to play with them.

https://img.discogs.com/oYw-kCMAeVUBL7S4pcoBNO9hoiI=/fit-in/600x596/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3508393-1333226488.jpeg.jpg

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 October 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

shocking. hanging's too good.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 13 October 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

xxxxp Future Rhythm = Futurism, with a lisp

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Saturday, 13 October 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

two decades later it occurs to me that Digital Underground's Future Rhythm is a pun

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:09 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is?

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:46 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like a lisping 'futurism'?

how's life, Saturday, 13 October 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Like it? I love it! Thanks, I'm here all week.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 October 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

Kid 606 - It’ll Take Millions in Plastic Surgery to Make Me Black

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 14 October 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

Skyclad – Oui Avant-Garde A Chance

lord of the rongs (anagram), Saturday, 13 May 2023 10:14 (one year ago) link

Oof

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Saturday, 13 May 2023 13:04 (one year ago) link

Don't know if this counts because it's: (a) the name of the band, and (b) arguably actually pretty non-awful, but it was years before I realised that Hayseed Dixie was a play on AC/DC.

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 14 May 2023 08:11 (one year ago) link

The name is non awful until you find out that it's a pun and then it becomes awful.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 May 2023 09:15 (one year ago) link

X - Hey Zeus!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link

Pitbull - Rebelution

Not only a bad pun, but a useless one - Rebel, Revolution, it's already the same thing dude.

Siegbran, Sunday, 14 May 2023 21:30 (one year ago) link

Aren’t “b” and “v” sounds also kind of interchangeable in Spanish?

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 May 2023 22:32 (one year ago) link

Yes

I & I, Claudius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

Scott B. Sympathy - Neil Yonge Street (1990)

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 May 2023 01:59 (one year ago) link

Would've had Morrissey down as an offender here, but can only think of his video compliation Hulmerist.

fetter, Thursday, 18 May 2023 12:09 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

John Robinson – Funkshui

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 18:30 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

fits adjacently but i always get a smile out of beaucoup fish's uk-centric working title: tonight matthew, i'm going to be underworld. a hyper online producer shrouded in "y2k aesthetics" may wish to revive that one.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 12 May 2024 16:44 (two weeks ago) link


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