the quietus : the new look

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I probably should, my knowledge of hip-hop is lacking :(

Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean

Cos hey, why bother talking about what’s good and why it’s good and why certain things are bad when you can snigger about what’s mediocre and pretend it’s all equally godlike? Fuckin hipster cunts fucking it all up for everyone forever: not to piss on your parade pricks, this rag-mag bullshit’s fine if your life is spent giggling about pop, but for those of us who need it to make life worth living it’s simply not good enough.

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

except im shit at football too.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

is yr name a camus reference?

blud fuiud (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, but dont expect any words of wisdom.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Cos hey, why bother talking about what’s good and why it’s good and why certain things are bad when you can snigger about what’s mediocre and pretend it’s all equally godlike? Fuckin hipster cunts fucking it all up for everyone forever: not to piss on your parade pricks, this rag-mag bullshit’s fine if your life is spent giggling about pop, but for those of us who need it to make life worth living it’s simply not good enough.

― J0rdan S., Monday, October 25, 2010 8:36 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i liked this post a lot better when i didn't realize this was a quote and i thought you had gone off the deep end

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/2jbmslk.gif

markers, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

if i ever type the phrase "fucking hipster cunts" i authorize any mod to permaban me

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

hope you c&p'd that

markers, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

otherwise RIP

markers, Monday, 25 October 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuckin hipster cunts fucking it all up for everyone forever: not to piss on your parade pricks, this rag-mag bullshit’s fine if your life is spent giggling about pop, but for those of us who need it to make life worth living it’s simply not good enough.

sadly, too long to use as screen name.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

opinions aside, this is just god awful writing

should be the subtitle on every page of the quietus

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 October 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Complaints complaints.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Eh, there's plenty of good to great stuff in the quietus.

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Kulkarni's hip-hop book is in the library and I always stumble across it when doing research and it is just unbelievably bad.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

place his name sounds like a town in scotland

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

kulkarni's the greatest writer in music journalism today, imho

The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Monday, 25 October 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

kulkarni has been good for a long time but this piece is not good at all and should have been a guest post on ich luge bullets

boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Do some catching up on Big Boi's 'Daddy Fat Sacks'
Do some catching up on Big Boi's 'Daddy Fat Sacks'
Do some catching up on Big Boi's 'Daddy Fat Sacks'
Do some catching up on Big Boi's 'Daddy Fat Sacks'

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

does dom really not have beef w/ this dude yet

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thequietus.com/articles/04143-twenty-thoughts-about-love-erykah-badu-s-new-amerykah-part-two

like i love this album too but i cant make it thru a paragraph. editors wanted

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thequietus.com/articles/04143-twenty-thoughts-about-love-erykah-badu-s-new-amerykah-part-two

like i love this album too but i cant make it thru a paragraph. editors wanted

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 4:02 AM (4 minutes ago

jesus christ what the fuck is he even saying

humping and bouncing (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

his writing is labyrinthine

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link

FOUR. So, no new clichés for a while now. Plenty of topicality, linguistic gimmickry, sharpness, fashion. No style, no real talk, no timelessness. Lies, generalities and gossip , but no truth, about love. Too much judgement and smart-arsedness, as if love isn't way too complicated to merely write through, think through, sing yourself better with. Like bereavement it will put potholes in the pavement for your dumbass facade & give you a reason to tumble down. But most pop about love is now about preparation, redemption, making sure you come out on top, paid, self-pity intact, moving on. Makeover music, self-help music, in pop 2010 there's plenty of knowledge of how emotion looks and can be described, and a total lack of any emotion.

lol @ this para basically being "not enough music is REAL"

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean im assuming thats what hes trying to say

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

there are so many words there, and none of them go together

max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i love the idea of some british dude dumbing out to j. cole

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

he writes like he's out of breath

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

god that badu article is a pile of elephant crap

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like he should embed some real offensive shit like 3/4 of the way thru his articles to test if his editors read his pieces all the way thru, cuz there's no way that they do right?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

'editors'?

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

kulkarni's the greatest writer in music journalism today, imho

― The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Monday, October 25, 2010 5:59 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Hello there. What seems to be the problem?

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the piece about rap is not very good

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

we dont much care for it

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

although we agree abt gudda gudda

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

that much is true

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh right. Sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation it'll be amongst my last. Although I'd suggest, if you know you don't like my writing, as most of you seemed to have known for a while, can't imagine why you'd put yourself through it. I'd just avoid it if I were you. There is lots of writing out there about hip-hop that I'm sure chimes more with your own thoughts. Why not read that instead? Oh, and I genuinely don't think my badu piece is a 'pile of elephant crap' but cheers, that made me chuckle.

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajvv1j4MR4

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link

well if it's any consolation i don't think any of us read the quietus very often, but this type of piece is clearly a lightning rod type of thing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

To be fair, your prose is even more disagreeable than your opinions.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Heh heh. Thanks Rev.

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Loving this in the comments under the article btw:
"not even infuriating, more just hilarious to know there is someone who is as much of a pathetic dipshit as you in this world".

The possible-titles for the book just keep coming thick'n'fast. Keep 'em comin!

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"this book is a piece of shit"

max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Mebbe not a title there Max but can I quote you on the back?

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol max

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

no you may not

max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link

this is all too real

Cheil Kunkarni (buzza), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

awww, yr mean.

Neil Kulkarni, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

am I paranoid if I note that latebloomer is awake and posting

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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