LAY OFF NATALIE MERCHANT

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j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

oh SHIT. I just realized that I only have the singles off that album. the rest I deleted to save hard drive space. sorrrrrrrryyyyyyy.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That Jewel track is in no way Merchant-like! Obviously later-period Merchant would have written the whole track from the perspective of an elderly orthodox Jew riding a bus through Brooklyn and thinking back on the people and figures from his western-Polish boyhood; it would have had a whole metaphor about a tree with its branches cut off. If she'd written it in college it would have been a string of phrases culled from Primo Levi books, plus a lot of stuff about massacres and inhumanity. Have you people learned nothing from this thread?

nabiscothingy, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I've learned that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeesh, since when has this much of ilM ever given a shit about lyrical content?

I quote one review that mentions lyrics, triggering a back-and-forth about the merit of those particular lyrics, and now ILM gives a shit about lyrical content as a whole? Wow!

I am so so so proud of Dan's new handle it isn't even funny.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link

during their clintonoid blowup everyone went on abt how she "got hot" (remember that RS cover? quite a bob!). what this non-hot period was that she/they had got out from i had no idea, good lord.

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeesh, since when has this much of ilM ever given a shit about lyrical content?

This statement makes no sense. People on ILM who don't care about lyrical content have always been in the minorty and even among that group, it has never been the case that egregiously bad, intellectually offensive lyrics have been given a free pass, particularly when the accompanying music isn't stellar (for varying values of the word "stellar" obv).

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I was being snarky, not serious.

Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Um... okay? You made a pointless sarcastic comment tangential to the actual discussion at hand because...?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Dan, I LOVE the new name. If you need a variant, try "The Ghost of Sartorial Eloquence."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

man you could open a dairy between jewel and nat merchant

blount your otm point about the reparations remark is kinda undone by sexist crap like this

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha I thought he meant that they were cheesy! I kind of forgot about the ginormous TITTAYs.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha maybe he did mean they were cheesy and it's my sexist ass that thought otherwise

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU PEOPLE ARE IN MY BRAIN

On my morning bike ride, I go past the Vietnam memorial. And I couldn't help thinking of the "Slowest Parade" song.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought blount meant the gap in quality between the two was wide enough to accomodate a dairy. 'Dairy' being curiously arbitrary but why not.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 9 August 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

My dyslexic brain read it as diary and didn't understand it.

*Double checks ot see if he wrote brian instead of brain there. No. Good.*

David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

*Did write "ot" instead of "to," though*

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

But do you see? I was subconsciously urging myself to ensure I was "On Topic", of course...

David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"man you could open a dairy between jewel and nat merchant
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), August 9th, 2005."

lol!!!!!

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's commentary about they're *ahem* glands...

maybe not. maybe my brains in the gutter.

eedd, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like 2 lay on natalie.was there a solo lp ?

nerd of notator, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

No, we made it up just to pick on her.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.rockpalast.de/bilder/rock_am_ring02/chat/chat_natalie_merchant.jpg

she seems to be onto you all...

b b, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
ten months pass...
This = classic thread.

"Planned Obsolescence" sounds very Joy Division-influenced.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG THAT JEWEL SONG
Oh god I'm going to have to pull out my cassette of that soon, Tim.

BEFORE they remixed it!!! The bastards...

I Do Not Play Basketball With Rabbits (Bimble...), Monday, 31 July 2006 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

There was a guy on Usenet who managed several SoCal bands who had legions of "Natalie Merchant is a narcissistic cuntbag" stories.

Dan, I assume you mean stuff like this? (TWR = Thin White Rope, I guess.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh Jew, oh Jew, do you hate him
Cause he's pieces of you?

TELL ME WHY DO YOU HATE THE JEW?? DO YOU HATE THE JEW BECAUSE HE IS YOU??

max (maxreax), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

IN MY COUNTRY THERE IS PROBLEM
In article , jack...@my-deja.com says...

>Frankly, I'd much rather have a beer with
>the Sugar Ray dude than, say, Tori Amos (unless I had any chance of
>putting masking tape over her mouth and fucking her).

gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

wow
want to see something cool? that natalie merchant freakout usenet Michael Daddino posted upthread: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.alternative/browse_frm/thread/66e5af5defd42924/211b36d1b4d9a6c1?lnk=st&q=&rnum=1&hl=en#211b36d1b4d9a6c1

look who posted the sixth reply.

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

HE IS EVERYWHERE

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

You got a problem with that?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I LOVE IT

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I know what I'm doing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, looking at that thread reminds me that I did a prototypical version via my sig file of what Allyzay and Tombot perfected with their mutating e-mail addresses.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I do like this story from that thread:

In '91, my band was recording an album at Bearsville
studios, and we came into town just as R.E.M. was wrapping
up 'Monster' - and 10,000 Maniacs was working in the
rehearsal barn. We had just started cutting basic tracks,
and I was sitting in the kitchen/game room smoking a
cigarette when Natalie walked in and started berating me for
smoking in the studio. I reminded her (probably a whole lot
more politley than she deserved) that my band was paying for
the studio and hers wasn't, and finished my cigarette.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, was I drunk upthread.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

hah!!!
nice story, ned...

edde (edde), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking of, Michael!

If we dropped leaflets with the lyrics to "Pieces Of You" on them over Beirut, what do you think would happen?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

What if Nath was one of us?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

So Ned, is that original Sugar Ray story anywhere you know of? The link just takes me to the current OC Weekly page.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh man. Thanks.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Heheheh.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

revive

remy bean, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, the whole thing that's so great about her lyrics -- especially the early ones -- is that they're so collegiate creative-writing assignments; if I remember correctly, "Tension" was the first song she and Lombardo wrote, and they lyrics were in actual fact from an intro creative-writing class Natalie was taking. Memories spawned by looking through your grandparents' old things: is there anything more college-sophomore lit? Hence my comment about current-day "women's lit" up above, and same goes for the Catholic working-class thing that runs through so much of her stuff, this constant excavation of what the mid-century experience of that might have been like, as with the (fucking AWESOME, seriously) "Maddox Table," which is all about Union immigrant furniture-workers (the video was all cut-together colorized tourism and factory footage of Jamestown), or "My Mother the War." (Suddenly I'd be curious to hear what ILX Mary, who I think has some upstate-NY working-class Catholic roots, would think of some of this stuff.) Anyway: I still find that lyric approach pretty charming through most of the early stuff, and I think she's actually quite good at it; I can't imagine many college girls writing better songs about multiple personality disorder than "Katrina's Fair," I like her enunciation (which is at least interesting and a decent signature and AS IF BELOVED MARK E. SMITH ENUNCIATES LIKE A HUMAN), and "Death of Manolete" makes perfect sense and has loads of great details in it, enough that I can remember plenty of them even apart from my teenage Maniacs fandom -- "there were women holding rosaries ... teenage girls in soft white dresses, standing silent, peace-respecting." (Yeah, there's something way too on-the-nose about "bred for one purpose only / to die in man's sport," but it's totally outweighed by her chirping cadence on the "neck neck, hook, poles of wood / the picadors stood eyes ablaze" part, and still, I mean, c'mon, why do you people want to STOP people from writing cool songs about the deaths of toreadors? Seriously. If she'd written lots of boring songs about dating people -- which NB I find it hard to imagine she was doing a lot of back then, unless they were like 35-year-old creepy academics -- then you'd have nothing more to make fun of than the enunciation, so CREDIT FOR TRYING. How cutely and beautifully and period-piece early-80s collegiate is it that not one but TWO songs on Hope Chest had lyrics adapted from Wilfred Owen WWI poems?) Anyway again: the lyrics on The Wishing Chair are like massively not issue-type things, which may have been kind of a "first real album" backoff and may have been because of the weird upstate history-rock the band suddenly got into, and maybe that's a better place to see how Natalie's lit approach to writing lyrics could create some plain just good lines, e.g. just spend some time unpacking the twists on "the man who's left to divvy up time is a miser / he's got a silver coin, only let's it shine / for hours, while you're sleeping away," from "Back o' the Moon," which in terms of character-creation and period-history-creation is just plain the most nicely sophisticated moon-reference I can think of in a pop song. It's on In My Tribe where the issue-per-song thing starts to become a bit much, but it's still interesting there, if you ask kinda-biased me (and c'mon, don't get all snobby toward trad writing, there's some great stuff in "Verdi Cries," if not in, say, "Gun Shy," and the whole Verdi-through-the-wall thing is so nice that I decided at some point it must be lifted from a short story, maybe A.S. Byatt, but so far as I can tell it's not). And then basically with Blind Man's Zoo it's like GEEZ, okay, one-issue-per-song, yes, these songs are actually alright but take a step back, you've done alcoholism and illiteracy and now teen pregnancy and colonialism and Vietnam vets, lay back a little. I mean, like, "Hateful Hate" -- the best way to reconcile this kind of thing is to think of someone like Morrissey, where his moments of total self-parody ridiculousness are maybe kind of the charm, where laughing at his idiosyncrasies is like part and parcel of loving and enjoying them.

Re: Rob Buck's guitar playing, I dunno about bum notes on Unplugged, which I've never heard, but his squealy sustain tone on the early stuff is just terrific, I think, and his superfast scale-playing solos on a lot of songs ("Death of Manolete," even) is pretty terrific. Basically it occurs to me that he was always kind of ahead of the curve on guitar sounds and tended to always sound great doing it, from those new-wave-isms to something like "Don't Talk," with those big sweeps of guitar -- I said earlier that "Maddox Table" puts Marr to shame, which would make "Don't Talk" something like their "How Soon is Now." (And again, the fucking guitar playing on "Maddox Table" -- COME ON, that spindly shit is TIGHT, let's not even get into it.) Beyond which I guess he kinda blanded out into blah, which is fine, though it was funny to hear little touches of his old high-up on the Gibson neck new-wave stuff come through later, like at the end of the solo on "What's the Matter Here."

GIANT post is mostly just cause it's late at night and I'm typing rapidly as a break from deep-cleaning my apartment, but mostly because yes, it's true, this was maybe the first band I was seriously obsessed with, so even with the stuff I don't think is so great anymore I can still very vividly remember how one might have appreciated it at the time.

-- nabiscothingy, Sunday, August 7, 2005 10:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
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is great

remy bean, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I read this as "terminate Natalie Merchant's employment".

Dominique, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Things I would do to get to write something really long about Hope Chest: pretty much anything short of actually pitching or mentioning it to anyone

nabisco, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link


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