ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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thought John had that covered

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

please people, let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

because they can fuck off tbh

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

FULL CIRCLE

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

this is my favorite thread ever.

to beatles: f--k you, you boring 60s sacred cow you.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 3 December 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

HEY BEATLES... FUCK OFF!

the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
i don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you...

i look at the world and i notice it's turning
so fuck off

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hey beatles

fuck off

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

sounds like u have some unaddressed anger issues toward ur parents, more so than the beatles

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I THINK HE ADDRESSED THEM PRETTY WELL

also fuck off and take the fuck off beatles with you

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

The reason being that they are The Beatles. FUCK OFF and don't come back, not even if you mop haired tossbags learn to spell 'beetles' properly.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

when did this boring band jump the shark? you could certainly use the execrable, cringeworthy octopus's garden as the mark, but they were boring, hippy-dippy blowhards long before that.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 3 December 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

hey beatles

fuck off

OTFM

Spectrist, Friday, 3 December 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like smoking weed in high school didn't lead me down the path of telling the beatles to fuck off, that nothing will

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like if*

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

just do it--it feels good

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

HEY PARIS HILTON! GO FUCK YRSELF YA TALENTLESS TRAMP!!!!!!!!!

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

whoops sorry wrong thread

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

they used to call me the turd beatle

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Or was that the dung beetle?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

whoops sorry wrong thread

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SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK OFF beatles

it feels good to do this daily

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

'Happiness is a Warm FUCK OFF'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

all you need is TO FUCK OFF

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

paul mccartney being a "national" "treasure" can also fuck off

only person in the world who can make heather mills seem likeable tbh

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ob-La-Di Oh-Fu-Kof

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

Haha how many people do you SB a day?

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Depends how many ILM threads I look at.

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

BANG BANG FUCK OFF

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha-peeeeeee-nessssss... is not listening to a Beatles record!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

You Know My Name, Look Up the Number and summarily FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ This thread can now die happy :D

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

when I find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
FUCK OFF

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all FUCKING RIGHT OFF

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

all through the day GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
all through the night GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Strawberry Fields can FUCK OFF

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything I can do,
Just call on me and I'll tell you what
FUCK OFF from me to you

Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

listen
do you want to know a secret
do you promise not to tell
whoah... closer...
let me whisper in your ear...
CUNT

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

last night I said these words to my girl: JESUS YOU SHIT ME TO FUCKING TEARS

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't FUCK ME OFF, OFF
Can't FUCK ME OFF

I'll buy you a cup of STFU my friend if it makes you FUCK RIGHT OFF
I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you FUCK RIGHT OFF
Because I don't care too much for The Beatles, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF

I'll tell them to FUCK RIGHT OFF if you tell them to FUCK OFF too
I may not say FUCK OFF too much but The Beatles get my FUCK OFF shoes
I don't care too much for The Beatles, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

This anti-Beatles thing is getting a bit old now, isn't it? How about trying something new, like telling Jay-Z to fuck off instead?

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I've Got 99 problems, but a Beatle ain't one, so FUCK OFF!!!

MumblestheRevelator, Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I don't want to see
no highway chase with Jay
so I say FUCK OFF to The Beatles
and then drive away

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
The Beatles will go FUCK OFF tonight

the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I could take any of your lyrics and substitute verses for 'fuck off' but that would mean I actually give a fuck about you and I don't - just fuck off will you

Moka, Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles to Fuck Off [Started by fizzcaraldo (Justin M) in September 2005, last updated 5 days ago]

m0stlyClean, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Naaa, na na nanana naa,
Nanana naa,
FUCK OFF.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 5 December 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

All we are saying ... is give FUCKING OFF a chance!

Alex in NYC, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey George Harrison, ALL THINGS MUST FUCK OFF.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link


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