ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

Dear Beatles, you don't have to fuck off. Have a merry Christmas.

We need a thread where we tell Live to fuck off.

i'm only an arrow shooting into the bright vista of possibility that is telling bands to fuck off, let a million fuck offs bloom

dear beatles, i will love you forever. so fuck off.

Fucking off is over if you want it.

LONDON (Reuters) – The most famous pedestrian crossing in popular music, outside Abbey Road Studios in north London, was designated a site of national importance by the British government on Wednesday.

Does that mean more foreigners posing like dicks? 'OH HAI I AM HOLDING UP ST JOHN'S WOOD FOR THIS HILARIOUS PHOTO'

So what you'd have is tradies in white vans telling Beatles fans to fuck off.

(again/still)

So that's why it's trending on Yahoo's front page.

Abbey Road and Diane Sawyer.

Oh fuck off, the Beatles!

You know my name, FUCK OFF!

fuck off is a concept
by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
fuck off is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain

I don't fuck off magic
I don't fuck off I-Ching
I don't fuck off Bible
I don't fuck off tarot
I don't fuck off Hitler
I don't fuck off Jesus
I don't fuck off Kennedy
I don't fuck off in Buddha
I don't fuck off in mantra
I don't fuck off in Gita
I don't fuck off in yoga
I don't fuck off kings
I don't fuck off Elvis
I don't fuck off Zimmerman
I don't fuck off Beatles
I just fuck off me
Yoko and me
And that's reality

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

― Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, December 4, 2010 2:24 PM (2 years ago)

this is the best post ever pretty much

Paul is misanthropic?? i lolled at 'third-rate childhood traumas' though.

yeah and i love the sudden last-minute acknowledgement that even within the legit world of beatles-hating it would be inexcusable to hate ringo

Mr Thomas the alky train conductor can fuck right off

Anthology, vol 1: Fuck, Fucker, Fucking, Fuckface, Fucked

Hey Beatles I found a "Mono Box" for $10 (!) at a garage sale last weekend. (True!) And you best believe I bought it, which means that you didn't get any of my money. So you can take your limited-editions and overinflated prices and FUCK OFF!

You never give me your money,
you only tell me to fuck off

http://rockstarwallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/images/71/john-lennon-0.jpg

on phone but someone repost the xelab broadside here for posterity

blackbird singing in the dead of night: fuck off, you

bump

my curry is 10 minutes late and frankly i blame the Beatles

the beatles can have a lolly in their bottom

Beatles are amazingly great, I think its because they were all white males and wrote their own songs and played their own instruments back when music was real

My bf wants the Beatles on our wedding playlist. I don't have to agree to this, right?

in all seriousness you have full veto powers and I support u 100%

unless it's "why don't we do it in the road", in which case, you're on your own

john Lennon was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me >:[

I will allow the Stevie wonder version of "we can work it out" but I guess that's counter to the spirit of the thread.

good job that history will eternally laugh at mersey-beat and jazz will always win the moral victory.

the beatles are a bit like religion - the older i get the more my ambivalence turns to hatred

that and the fact that they are riddled with institutionalised paedophilia.

hating the beatles is stupid

gtfo

"hating the beatles is stupid"

yOU aRE oN The WRong Fucking thread here paL!

yes, have a lolly. for your bottom.

don't get me wrong this is still the best beatles-related thread on ilx

at least you kept it short xp

mercifully

a lolly for your fanny

hating the beatles is stupid

but it's easy if you try

xxp ws 2 jd

we've never needed this thread more than now

pssst the beatles, come over here for a second, there's something I have to tell you

clear off go on shoo

Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]
Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]
"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]
George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]
Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]
Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]
Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]
American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]
Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]
Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]

^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]

haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?

lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.