Ashlee Simpson: Emo or Oh no?

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I love the opening of "La La," though. The drums sound downright industrial.

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link

(There's a piece that didn't make the cut for my book but which I should reprint sometime for embarrassment value if nothing else since it delivers one of the great pieces of wrong prognostication in our time: I claim that the girly-girl freestyle bubblepop disco of the likes of Company B and Exposé is the only possible future for punk rock, my idea being that regular-old party delirium just naturally dances itself fucked, whereas if you don't have the dance delirium in the first place you're not going to dance yourself anywhere. The idea didn't break the bank in Vegas, but I still think it's fundamentally a good one.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"First" and "La La" don't seem all that comparable, even though each is a Shanks production. "First" may be one of the strangest tracks to hit on Disney; whoever's playing guitar - is it Shanks? - keeps jabbing hunks of guitar at us while Lindsay's singing kind of hops over the humps. On the verses, anyway. (Seems fairly Kiss-Donnas in the chorus. The chorus is almost infantile, a baby's chant, the way she sings it.) My only criticism of it is that Lindsay doesn't have much of a voice, either in power or personality. (But one could say the same about Mickey Dolenz, who sang lead on some fine stuff.) I'd like to have heard Ashlee do this song, actually, though my guess is that she wouldn't have the gall to sing the line "I wanna come first." Whereas for Lindsay, gall is right in character.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

(By the way, I just read online that Autobiography shipped triple platinum, so I guess my other info was wrong. Or the new info is wrong.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i wanted to know if ashlee has a song as good as kelis's first punk hit.

She's got a whole bunch that are better than "Caught Out There," which I like for the "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW" parts but not much else. I mean, it's a good solid Neptunes track, I guess. As for an Ashlee song that outpunks it, "I Am Me" just slaughters it, not in hatred but in bowling me over with a loud syrup of virulently beautiful sound: must be due to the overproduction, the loud pretty melody, like "I wanna be/an-ar-chee" was a loud pretty melody; and seizes your eardrum vocals, like "Go on take everything, take everything I want you to"). Jeesh, I can't believe I'm comparing her to the two greatest rock singers of the last 30 years. Well, I wouldn't say the song is in those two songs' league... not quite in their league... I don't think it's in their league. I'm playing it obsessively but I'll get over it, I'm sure. (Right?) The words aren't remotely as interesting. But the fact that I can even make the comparison, some starlet doing Courtney style vocals to an almost "Anarchy" quality tune and coming within range, despite not really having the pipes...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 06:20 (eighteen years ago) link

My only criticism of it is that Lindsay doesn't have much of a voice, either in power or personality. (But one could say the same about Mickey Dolenz, who sang lead on some fine stuff.)

I completely disagree about Micky; he was a great singer on some of those tracks! Listen to "Sometime in the Morning" and "As We Go Along" for proof. He didn't have so great a *rock* voice, but as Carole King interpreters go, I'd rank him third only to Dusty Springfield and Carole herself. (Mean Grace Slick impersonation on "Zor and Zam," too.)

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 14 November 2005 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

In Alex-speak, "glossy" means "gets played on MTV and pop radio." It's a catchall dismissal.

This isn't fair. I'm sure that Alex experiences the song as "glossy" and "slick." When he hears those massed guitars and that burr of a voice and those la-la-la melodies, his ears register it all as dripping with slickness and gloss. His reaction is quite visceral. I don't doubt him. What frustrates me about ILX - not just about Alex - is that too many people treat their experience as bedrock; nothing can challenge it, nothing can dislodge it, hearing is believing. So too few people try to say where their experiences come from. I don't only mean that they refuse to analyze what in the song provoked their response, but that they refuse to analyze why they in particular are having their particular response. What is it about your friendships and upbringing and social allegiances and individual identity that result in your hearing this song in the way you hear it, feel this music in the way you feel it? It doesn't just happen that one person hears gloss where someone else is getting rocked to his socks.

(X post: I haven't listened to Mickey Dolenz in years, so I need to hear again. His voice certainly wasn't within a thousand spacetime warps of Jagger's or Burdon's, but he had moments when he could achieve something close to their achievements anyway. Don't know what Jagger would do with Carole King. Burdon's "Don't Bring Me Down" is fabulous.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 07:15 (eighteen years ago) link

bruise in her voice sounds like run-of-the-mill Method acting to me

Interesting point, except the payoff on record seems rather extraordinary. I think Chuck once complained about Iggy method acting on Raw Power or somewhere; and I once complained that Courtney tends to overract, to try to hard when she doesn't realize that she's got the chops anyway and doesn't need to force it. (I'm complaining about one of my favorite singers. I'm a born critic is what I am.) With Ashlee, I don't think it's method acting so much as she feels she needs to hide behind the bruise.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I think our argument over punk is based on this: Some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making punk, because someone like Ashlee can't possibly have the attitudes that makes one a punk, can't possibly understand. Punk's supposed to come from our own sociopostyouthical quasi-bohemia, and (some) people in that bohemia not only can't imagine that an Ashlee Simpson could possibly create an album that's better than the recent Hold Steady, Lightning Bolt, LCD Soundsystem, Deerhoof, etc. (but she did), but also can't consider the idea that her punk moments are more galvanizing than those of the Hold Steady et al. Punk's supposed to come from a particular sound and style, and they're not Ashlee's. He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say. Now he's an indie dork, and her occasional punk moments outpunk his whole career.

(And all that stuff Chuck and I are saying about the garage bands and punks are to suggest that thinking of "punk" as a genre and "punks" as a social set misses where punk rock actually comes from in the first place, not from a genre or from punks but from people who found themselves in a punk mood or in a pissy-hissy spat or in sudden war with oneself or from other people who simply copied a mood-spat-selfwar but somehow got it down definitively on record.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"they refuse to analyze why they in particular are having their particular response. What is it about your friendships and upbringing and social allegiances and individual identity that result in your hearing this song in the way you hear it, feel this music in the way you feel it? It doesn't just happen that one person hears gloss where someone else is getting rocked to his socks"

But Frank, are those factors necessarily relevant in this case? I wonder if you're making the assumption that the root cause of people's criticism of some of this stuff is social and psychological rather than aesthetic.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

And I know that someone might jump on that and tell me that you can't separate your aesthetic perceptions from your background and your psychological makeup, but what would someone be trying to establish by saying something like this? That all aesthetic judgement is relative? That it all involves BIAS?

When I hear a piece of music that I don't like (assuming I have some understanding of where it's coming from), my reaction is generally not to question the social and psychological constructs of my life that led me to the reaction. It is merely to reflect on the fact that I think the music isn't well written, isn't well played, isn't inspired in any way, etc.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus fucking christ people.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Norman, go suck a rock.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

>I think Chuck once complained about Iggy method acting on Raw Power<

Did I? I may have (and it may be) (oh wait, there it is in *Stairway to Hell*: "method acted nihilism; Iggy gives himself top billing, sings "like" a coyote, but he's *lying*; of course I still say I like the album a lot and rank it #104, when I should have ranked it a lot higher.). Anyway, I *definitely* used to accuse Courtney Love of method acting (and still believe that about some of her earliest stuff). "Courtney Love's nag-rock therapy screaming is a shtick," I say in *Stairway* (#7 among '90s albums) but when *Live Through This* first came out I hated most of it, and was even meaner about it.

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks, Frank :(

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Or, you know, perhaps I'm sorry, Frank, that being flabbergasted by this amount of heat & verbiage over bloody Ashlee Simpson is not a valid or allowable response, or whatever. Go on, by all means...

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Of course the real punk isn't going to be Ashlee, Courtney, or Craig, but some obnoxious 10-year-old at the back of the schoolbus deliberately annoying the hell out of the driver, the teachers, everybody, including me, by singing "You make me want to la la" over and over and over until you want to scream.

And this is because "La La" is fodder for the teenyboppers and has no redeeming social blah blah blah and hence isn't encrusted by the decades' worth of piety that adheres to things like "Anarchy in the U.K." The future punk rock, if there is to be any, won't be caught dead calling itself "punk rock."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Norman, since we've had years of you being a passive-aggressive goody two-shoes telling everyone else what is and isn't a valid response to this and that, I thought it was about time you got a good cross-left.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Chuck, you've noticed I still haven't gotten the rewrite to you; still don't quite know yet what I'm saying. Probably'll need to go offline soon and figure it out. (Also, I'm getting interviewed mid-morning.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

(Not that there wouldn't be something incredible (and credible, too) about Ashlee Simpson singing some lesser-known Pistols song; think she'd be fab at "In a package in a lavatory/Die little baby, screaming" and "Fuck this and fuck that/Fuck it all the fucking, fuckhouse brat/She don't want a baby that looks like that/I don't want a baby that looks like that" with a well-timed "screaming fucking bloody mess" thrown in here or there for good measure. - Words approximate, but they do sound like "package" and "fuckhouse" to me.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread gives me a migraine.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"I think our argument over punk is based on this: Some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making punk, because someone like Ashlee can't possibly have the attitudes that makes one a punk, can't possibly understand."

This starts getting to the point, but it's backwards. (Not exactly backwards. It depends which side of the fence you're on. It makes as much sense backwards, anyway.)

Critics who favor transgression, who look for love in all the wrong places, who like it when punk pops up its head in music that's nowhere near traditional punk, will grab hold of an Ashlee Simpson as a totem. Her music is *better* than punk, because it's bringing punk to a place where there are still some unconverted to preach to. Even better if the artist is reddish rather than bluish, mallish as opposed to boho.

But the desire to make Ashlee one of those totems outstrips her success at transgression. Like, not *all* red-statish mallsters who adopt punk are going to be good at it, you know? So the reverse equation may also be true -- some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making bad punk, because someone who's so ripe a transgressive symbol as Ashlee can't possibly have missed the mark. Like, it's at least possible that Alex is saying that though he's down with transgression, Ashlee just isn't doing it for him. (If it sounds like I think he's right, I do, though I like Ashlee just fine. Not that I'm against transgressive totems, either. Big$Rich work quite well for me. But to me it sure looks and sounds like punk is something Ashlee picked up at the mall. She spent too much on it too, and didn't get the right kind. She looks uncomfortable in it, unconvincing, something that could never be said of Joan Jett. Which would all be beside the point if the hooks were better. You can reward her for trying, but if you reward her too much by comparing her to name-your-favorite-artists-of-all-time it oversells the case and turns people away from a useful line of argument. Overzealousness knows no ideology. Important half-failures are still half-failures. I mean, as Bob Christgau might say in a generous mood, B+.)

The main thing, maybe, is this -- for punk to have any power as transgression, there needs to be a little place somewhere where punk traditionalism, in all its preaching-to-the-converted, bohemian, elitist, purist glory, *exists*. Otherwise there'd be nothing to transgress. So the world sure needs its Alex in NYCs just as much as its Frank Kogans. Its when they're on the same page that it's time to start worrying.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

> some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making bad punk<

Really? I've never met such a person, not even once. Where do such mythical beasts live?

(Not that I disagree with everything else you've said, mind you.)

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

(And I also prefer Hold Steady's latest album to Ashlee's, for whatever it's worth. Though I definitely prefer Ashlee's to Lightning Bolt's, LCD Soundsytem's, Deerhoof's, and Big&Rich's for that matter.)

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

And, to be fair, Sang Freud did say "the reverse equation MAY also be true," so maybe he's just *imagining* these "people [who] can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making bad punk" in some alternate universe somewhere. Which might be entirely valid.

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't see how that statement is any more pompous than "Some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making punk, because someone like Ashlee can't possibly have the attitudes that makes one a punk, can't possibly understand."

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

As if Ashlee's success at the punk attitude is so obvious that the only reason one wouldn't appreciate it is some sort of reverse classism.

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

> some people just can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making bad punk<

>Really? I've never met such a person, not even once. Where do such mythical beasts live?

Maybe I lurk around on ILM too much, so you're right, maybe these mythical beasts don't live anywhere in the real world. But whenever these discussions come up, the artists in question *always* seem to be picked out of the same pool. Ashlee, Britney, Montgomery Gentry, Brooks & Dunn, Skynard, ZZ Top, whatever. And I like all of them, which makes my argument a tougher sell, admittedly. But when red-state artists tilt toward transgression, they seem to get the big benefit of the doubt. Where's a thread on a conservative artist who crosses genres and is *bad* ad it?

Not that people start threads too often on things they don't like. Argh, it's so hard to prove a negative!

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"at it"

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I can think of scores of red state and teenybop acts who don't make good punk, who don't pull it off. Just because some such acts DO pull it off doesn't mean there's none who don't. (And obviously lots of great punks aren't red state or teenybop at all. Even if the latter do it better now, which they may, that doesn't mean they always did.)

Anthony, whether you hear punk in Ashlee or not (I don't see how the statement quoted in your first post in any way DEPENDS on thinking Ashlee has any punk in her), how exactly do Alex's comments on this thread NOT suggest that he "can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making punk, because someone like Ashlee can't possibly have the attitudes that makes one a punk, can't possibly understand"? "Ashlee Simpson is a living, breathing Mr. Potato-Head, all trussed up in conventionally 'punk' finery, but her music, her message, her aspirations for stardom are strictly teen pop to the bone AND. NOTHING. MORE"? "Just because "punk" might arguably mean many things, doesn't mean it means everything. Gloppy, cookie-cutter, glossy, sickly, candy-colored, slickly-produced teenybopper radio fodder it does NOT mean"? "Teen pop", "aspirations for stardom," "teenybopper radio fodder", "trussed up in conventionally 'punk' finery" --sorry, but that IS her social demographic. I'm not even saying I necessarily agree with Frank's statement there; I'd have to give it more thought. And like Sang Freud (and Frank) I am *glad* Alex is on this thread; he makes the discussion *better,* and he exemplifies an important point of view. Hell, he might even be *right*, for all I know. But if his dismissals on this thread aren't an example of thinking punk from Ashlee's demographic is impossible, they're certainly a pretty good imitation.

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

>The future punk rock, if there is to be any, won't be caught dead calling itself "punk rock."

But I guess what I'm saying is that if we're so sure about the future, maybe we'll be blindsided when it doesn't turn out like that at all.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I wasn't saying these people do not exist, I'm saying that Sang Freud's is no more pompous. And I totally disagree that this conversation is better because everybody's repeating their "what is punk?" tropes from the bottom up.

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

>Where's a thread on a conservative artist who crosses genres and is *bad* ad it?<

Rolling 2005 Country Thread

People write as much there about what Big & Rich, Broooks and Dunn, Montgomery Gentry etc (and countless other such acts) do wrong as about what they do right. None of those acts get a free ride, and neither does anybody else. Doesn't seem uncritical to me at all.

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

>what I'm saying is that if we're so sure about the future, maybe we'll be blindsided when it doesn't turn out like that at all. <

Well, yeah -- see what Frank said about Latin freestyle in 1987 (which he mentions above). I think that was part of his point. But hey, being blindsided might be part of the fun, you know?

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I love that Rolling Country thread dearly, and have picked up on an enormous amount of great music because of it (and you, so, thanks!). But maybe I read it with a different set of eyes. There, the term "NPR" is used as a pejorative. Not that NPR-type artists (there *I* go!) don't occasionally get praised, but it's as if they need to make a mammoth effort to do so, and they never rise as far up the flag pole as the conservatives. Never. The Steve Earle hate is a thing to behold.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

>Not that NPR-type artists (there *I* go!) don't occasionally get praised, but it's as if they need to make a mammoth effort to do so, and they never rise as far up the flag pole as the conservatives<

Well, if the Duhks or Donna the Buffalo or Patrica Vonne or the Warsaw Village Band or Dallas Wayne or Bill Kirchen (all of whom I like, and praise on that thread) (and who, first off, are in some ways MORE conservative than the Nashville acts you've decided to rope together as "conservative" for some reason I don't quite get) made as good an album as Miranda Lambert's, they might rise farther up the pole. I'm still not sure what your point is. That people there tend to prefer pop country to alt country? Well, some do. I do! But that doesn't mean I accept the former or criticize the latter blindly, or that I don't like lots of the latter better than lots of the former. (And there are people on there who like alt-country way more than I do. Edd Hurt and Don Allred defend it quite often, it seems to me.)

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

>how exactly do Alex's comments on this thread NOT suggest that he "can't conceive of someone from Ashlee's social demographic making punk, because someone like Ashlee can't possibly have the attitudes that makes one a punk, can't possibly understand"?<

and ...

>"Teen pop", "aspirations for stardom," "teenybopper radio fodder", "trussed up in conventionally 'punk' finery" --sorry, but that IS her social demographic<

So, he's being accused of bias? It's not that he just thinks that Ashlee Simpson - 'trussed up in etc.' with her 'teenybopper radio fodder' - happens to stink; it's that he couldn't possibly conceive of someone like her ever doing something good?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, can he? (Alex, can you? I'm curious.)

(And people defend Steve Earle on there too, come to think of it!)

xp

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex is nursing his migraine by dipping his head into scalding-hot melted-down Tiffany records.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

>it's that he couldn't possibly conceive of someone like her ever doing something good? <

But either way, this question should really end "punk," not "good," Tim. The question is whether Alex could possibly conceive of someone like her ever doing something punk (whether it's good or not).

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Norman, sorry I was being such a jerk to you upthread. Interview is over, I feel better. And I actually agree with a lot of the things you say when you're criticizing the posting styles of some of ILX's favorite creeps and punks. Anyway, I don't sit around thinking of you as a passive-aggressive goody two shoes. (And there are worse things to be than a goody two shoes anyway.)

Passive aggressively yours,

Frank

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Sang Freud, I only had time to skim what you said, but I think I agree with a lot of it.

And Alex, I think you have a lot to teach me. I just wonder how to drag your knowledge out of you.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm being such a goody two shoes now, aren't I. La la la, sunshine and sugar.

(Back to the day gig.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"Her music is *better* than punk, because it's bringing punk to a place where there are still some unconverted to preach to. Even better if the artist is reddish rather than bluish, mallish as opposed to boho."

Pure projection, and wrong. NO ONE actually thinks this. come on now, we are ten years past both Dookie and Nevermind, for God's sake. It's been done, and much better.

"Hell, [Alex] might even be *right*, for all I know."

He is.

JD from CDepot, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to recuse myself from this thread. I'm busy attempting to explain my comment about how the failed hotel bomber window in Jordan deserves to be pistol whipped over on ILE.

Parting comment: Ashlee Simpson's is simply not Punk Rock. If an alien from another world appeared and earnestly asked to be shown examples of Punk Rock, would you cite Ashlee?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

If your answer is "yes," that you'd be committing an interplanetary travesty, and a pistol-whipping would invariably be in order.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

failed hotel bomber window in Jordan

wiDow

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

If an alien from another world appeared and earnestly asked to be shown examples of Punk Rock, i wd point to alex's heroically changeless mr.dadrock-gets-uptight declamations down decades of ilm, and say, "punk is the OPPOSITE OF THAT"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

then the alien would say "BUT YR STANCE IN RE mr ALEX IS SURELY CHANGELESS ALSO" and i wd say "and that's punk also"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

and then the alien wd say "oh NOOO i don't get it :(:(:(" and would sigh vastly as i started to claim that haha THAT IS EVEN MORE PUNK

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link


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