shit, why is this on ilm? eh whatevssssssssssssss.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
just visited facebook campus, walked thru the door of the lobby, conference room to my left labeled RICKROLL
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
entire place is like one big land of dead memes
cool place tho, but Pixar is still the gold standard of office environments I have visited
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
I get no real pleasure out of Facebook until I see a thread like this and then praise be to Zuckerberg.
http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, I posted to the ILM thread rather than the ILE one. Still a joy though.
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
OMG please let that be real. You need to post that in the ILE Facebook thread for more attention though.
― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
OK so it turns out it was fake. Ho hum.
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 May 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know exactly why I'm enjoying this so much, but there may be a German word for it.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
is facebook acting really weird today
― purp (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
not for me
― :C (crüt), Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
goddammit
― purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Some weird censorship going on today
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
like what
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
weird this is on ilm?
Oh its this weird thing where a guys blog cant be linked to on facebook without a captcha and other stuff
http://scriptonitedaily.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/facebook-censors-users-during-media-blackout-on-privatisation-of-the-nhs/
probably a thing like nortons does when wordpress gets marked as spam for one blog so the whole thing gets marked but still. Ive never been asked to do a captcha for posting a link before and it seems weird.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
I cant access my facebook account with new password to new mobile number as link is not working, also link was not in new email account, when they said it was sent.
Please help
― lea rose, Monday, 24 February 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link
your new password is: GRIMREAPAHBRB
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iwaaSBK.jpg
Loving this cool new design, lots of lines
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
lol I forgot about the top 10 lists.
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
haha i didn't notice this was an ilm thread! oops
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link
lol i remember the era of facebook when everyone supposedly liked jack johnson and coldplay
― dyl, Thursday, 13 March 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link
Worst Thread Title Ever Nominee for 2014
― ∞, Thursday, 13 March 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link
facebook used to be even weirder. the top tens. telling you when people stopped being friends or when someone stopped being a fan of something.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 March 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
Lads
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link
Facebook's algorithms remind me of a well-meaning but obnoxious co-worker who keeps butting into conversations.
"Hey, guys, you hear about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?""Facebook, why do you think any of us care about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?""Lots of people are talking about them.""Are we talking about them? Do we ever talk about them?""I mean. You guys like music, right?""That wasn't the question.""OK, I'll come clean. You seem to be talking about lighting Nazis on fire an awful lot lately, and I thought you could use something to take your mind off things.""So you're suggesting we light Chad Smith on fire? I mean. It's not the stupidest thing you've ever suggested.""Oh, no, I didn't mean..." (face turns beet red, runs away)
― The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Monday, 14 August 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link
Best friend just deactivated for the foreseeable future. I have no one to go onto Facebook and whine about Facebook with now.
― clemenza, Monday, 14 August 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
"Today is about celebrating friends and the ways they make life great. We thought you might enjoy sending some awards to show your friends what they mean to you."
fuck you zuck, i celebrate my friends by mocking them on the pvmic thread as is right and proper
― mark s, Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:52 (six years ago) link
fake friends awards
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/D4LWI_W7W0z0WcvB3n0895BzxcY=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4704596-1372802189-6977.jpeg.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link
I didn’t know this was happening but if I don’t get any awards I am going to be fucking livid.
― treeship 2, Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link
"You can now configure Pixel events that are being automatically tracked"
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
I found a credit card in the street the other day and within 48 hours had located the owner (two towns over) on Facebook, ascertained that she wanted it destroyed, sent her a picture of me cutting it up and received a message of profuse thanks. It was like a window into a bizarre universe where the site had some kind of useful purpose.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
good not bad
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
I noticed that this thread is on ILM and briefly thought there was a new band called Facebook and I then unfortunately died believing that.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
haha sorry, i just revived on the oldest extant thread called facebook
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
I assumed Facebook was pivoting to music
― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
Facebook is pushing that "share a memory" junk where they make custom videos out of your old photos to boost engagement and I just literally got shown a bunch of happy cartoon characters dancing on my mom's grave. 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/6NKIXqqq9I— Patrick Gerard (@PatrickGerard01) August 21, 2018
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 22 August 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link
Not to victim-blame; but images of loved ones’ graves are perhaps better suited for Tumblr.
― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
Pretty wild flex from Zuckerberg here in Australia
Absolutely no idea how this will play out
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/feb/18/facebook-to-restrict-australian-users-sharing-news-content
― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
oh whoops didn’t realise this was ILM urgh
― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:31 (three years ago) link