The Billboard Hot 100 has been out of touch ever since it jumped Debby Boone's shark.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the madonna song is totally phoned in wackness, which is why no one gives a shit
― deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
10. Madonna eat. Justin Timberlake - "Four Minutes"
o noes!
(sry, back to your discussion then)
― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
How dare you have a career.-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:01 (13 hours ago) LinkHow dare YOU have a career!-- Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:05 (13 hours ago) LinkWe are the new Chip and Dale.-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:09 (13 hours ago) Link
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:01 (13 hours ago) Link
How dare YOU have a career!
-- Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:05 (13 hours ago) Link
We are the new Chip and Dale.
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:09 (13 hours ago) Link
Surely you meant "Mac 'n' Tosh," sir?
― slugbuggy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Why ILM has been boring:
Not enough big wide-ranging discussions of new music. The best ILM threads are the longest (mostly). I was disappointed at how weak the Portishead Third thread was. Say what you want about the Vampire Weekend thread but there was some really strong discussion in there.
Not enough enthusiasm/evangelisation of stuff we actually like. I want threads to sell me something and convince me why it's good. All of the poll threads assume familiarity with their subjects so if I know nothing about XTC - "Big Express" I'm not gonna learn much about it from the poll. Or rather, why would I care if someone thinks song X is better than song Y when I don't know either?
At least with the rolling threads I can read through and get some potentially interesting recs. I don't really post to the metal thread but there I'm likely to find someone telling me why some random metal album is awesome.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I also think that, while there's been quite a lot of music this year that I like, there's not been THAT much for people to get excited about on a wider, cultural scale - the things I like this year are more solipsistic than ever before, perhaps - Elbow, Spiritualized, etc. I'd have loved people to get excited by The Do, and though people would, but it didn't happen.
Very true. There have been a few threads this year devoted to a new disc or a new act that led to a long discussion that broke off into interesting directions, e.g., the thread about No Age's Nouns. But it's been few-and-far-between in that regard.
But I don't think this is necessarily an indication that something's gone wrong (although, as I said above, I don't think poll threads are good for conversation). When I look at "upcoming releases" calendars, I see lots of highly-anticipated discs that might be, as Nick puts it, "cultural items" on the horizon (maybe within niche communities, but "cultural items" nonetheless). I'd guess that some of those discs will lead to threads with the kind of deeper discussion that we've seen on ILX in the (relatively recent) past.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
although dude you were responsible for that shoddy "12 perfect songs" p-fork dick-suck so in a way you are responsible for ILM being crapWe need more bold, proactive posting about musical theory and critical analysis. My two cents. Well, two more.
We need more bold, proactive posting about musical theory and critical analysis. My two cents. Well, two more.
Louis:
Given that M@rk's Resonant Frequency column is all about musical theory and critical analysis, these two posts are in conflict. I think you missed the point of the poll (as did most). It could have turned into an interesting discussion -- which song(s) that M@rk named were perfect? which weren't so perfect? what other songs are "perfect" to each of us? and what makes a perfect song?
The poll itself isn't the point of the thread; I was aiming more so to discuss the theory behind it.
― stephen, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
We need more bold, proactive posting about musical theory and critical analysis.
Musical theory? Such as?
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost, to Louis - I mean, if you're gonna target the lack of critical/theoretical discussion on ILM, the better target would have been my own recent "Music That Enhances Sex" poll, quite obviously.
― stephen, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I agree ILM has been especially boring lately. And I'm tired of these threads with blanks in them i.e. ____is the new____ or _____ is so ______ they make ______ look like _____. I just don't find that kind of thing inspiring at all. Come to think of it, it's kinda like Mad Libs, but far, far less entertaining.
I kinda like sleeve's idea that polls could be on a separate board, too.
― Bimble, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I Poll Everything
― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i like the rolling threads. better than starting a thread on some random jazz album that'll get 0 - 5 posts and fade away.
― Jordan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
It's sweet that people liked the Ashlee thread, but you realize that it was populated by people who stopped coming here because they got trolled out, right?
― Eppy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Shame
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i already answered this - keep up! if you start a thread and it gets five responses there is something wrong with the way you asked the question.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
and in that case - is it really worth talking about at all?
thats bs, plenty of great albums worth talking about w/ perfectly fine questions that dont get more than 5 posts bcuz the thread starter is not tim finney
― deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm just an old lump of coal, but i'm gonna be tim finney someday.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Let us decide to ask a few interestingly posed questions about especially new and exciting albums/artists/etc. that we would normally keep to one of the rolling threads (in my case, the only one I read is Rolling Metal) and see what happens.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm trying to think of some provocative, interesting way i could get people to care about the new Brian Blade album or some brass band shit, but i'm coming up empty.
― Jordan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
tits.jpg
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i'm going to post more to ILM now so don't worry
― n/a, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Jordan, I've been about to check out that Brian Blade album for the past few days based on your flakking.
Tracer learned his lesson when he started that Go-go thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I think you missed the point of the poll (as did most). It could have turned into an interesting discussion -- which song(s) that M@rk named were perfect? which weren't so perfect? what other songs are "perfect" to each of us? and what makes a perfect song?
The only remotely interesting part of this is the final sentence, and I personally regard the idea of a "perfect" song to be a red herring because there are so many variables in music. Still, we could have had that discussion WITHOUT appealing to such a crass and blatant authority as a popular indie website, or starting a poll whose options would almost certainly occlude any proactive theoretical debate. I don't think the idea of creating a "perfect" song is at all interesting, sorry. It's a big, booming, subjective point of pseudo-critical wankery, the enemy of theoretical innovation or fun.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
so consensus is:
-no big crossover albums -rolling balkanization -not enough discussion on poll threads
#2 can be helped by maybe starting independent threads for stuff Rolling dudes think might have broader appeal?
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, June 5, 2008 1:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
-- roxymuzak, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:46 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
great minds
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
otm
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
There's too many threads.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I would much rather look at board that had few threads about noteworthy albums than sifting through "BEST ALBUM WITH A DOG ON THE COVER POLL"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
New Music on ILM #1: Five O'Clock Heroes feat. Agyness Deyn - "Who"
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
rolling balkanization
I'm pro the continued separation of ILM into tribes which have and want nothing to do with each other.
― Gorge, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, June 5, 2008 12:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
these are why rolling threads are the best, i guess they just get daunting after a while
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
This is shit for the many people who dearly like a lot of different musical styles.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
And it's great for people who long ago got tired of the standard belittling and values/taste warring that's standard practice here.
― Gorge, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Ride it out dude. Pay the haters no mind and they will magically stop affecting you. I say this as someone who learned the increasingly easy way.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
likewise
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 5, 2008 5:55 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
rock, prog-rock, and post-rock?
― Jordan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
He makes a good point, though. Ringtone is my home, but no way I can keep up with Metal & Dance too.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Balkanization is never the answer, people. Look at the Balkans.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I hate when threads you like just disappear, whatever happened to rolling teenpop. So good.
― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
jordan.xls
― Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just waiting for Tombot to lock the rejected jbr screenames thread and then it's adios.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't follow all the rolling threads obv. but it's nice that they're there. i've stopped in the country thread to ask about something before.
honestly, i can't believe that there's a better forum than ilm as far musical breadth goes.
― Jordan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
we could have had that discussion WITHOUT appealing to such a crass and blatant authority as a popular indie website,
you're making a lot of assumptions there buddy. i didn't appeal to anything, i simply linked to a column which i found interesting as a starting point for debate. and sorry if you're too cool for that "popular indie website" -- M@rk writes one of the best music columns on the web there, and even if you don't care for the "perfect songs" issue, you'd do yourself a favor to check out the 50+ chapters he's already written.
― stephen, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i've stopped in the country thread to ask about something before
I really like when people do this, especially when they're not one of the six or seven people who usually post on that thread (who tend to agree with each other too much anyway). Don't think anybody has ever been "shouted down" or lol'ed out or anything.
― xhuxk, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, Pitchfork has gotten really quite good, it's big enough that it can be alarmingly retarded and great at the same time. The poptimist column is consistently great and the piece about Blackout is one of my favourite pieces of music writing that managed to nail what I love about that record, make me look at things about it in a different way and just be a really great piece of writing in general. And I learned about cheveu there.
― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
the opeth review on pitchfork was pretty good. except for the part where he dismissively sped through their back catalogue. and how may times do you really need to fucking mention mastodon in a review of a band that bears no relation to them whatsoever. i mean, come on.
― Charlie Howard, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Because Mastodon is the only metal band there is. The other is of course Pig Destroyer.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, Pitchfork has gotten really quite good, it's big enough that it can be alarmingly retarded and great at the same time. The poptimist column is consistently great and
this ^^
like any site, it has its high and low points. there are at least 5 or 6 writers there i think are very good, though, and check out their reviews regularly. not to mention the great columns (Resonant Frequency, Poptimist, sometimes Puritan Blister too) and the generally well-thought out interviews (PJ Harvey a couple months ago was a huge highlight). i'd be hard pressed to name a website with more consistent, high quality music writing in 2008.
of course, it has its low points as well. see lately: the Spiritualized and Black Angels reviews, both of which i think relied verrrrry heavily on sweeping generalizations (Spiritualized) and cliches about "drug music" (Black Angels).
― stephen, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
It's like anywhere, you kinda need to get to know the site and you don't even need to try to ignore all the rubbish (Exclusive, The Gossip on tour with CSS!!!) because you don't even notice it. Yeah, Resonant Freq is quite good often too.
― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I miss Stylus, that one I liked.