Potential Album Titles For Megadeth If They Ever Decide To Revive The Ellipsis In An Attempt To Get Fans To Believe They've Gone "Back To Their Roots"

My Other Car...Is Dead!

Don't Blame Me...I Voted For Death!

On Curves Ahead Remember Sonny That Rabbit's Foot Didn't Save The Bunny...Burma-Shave!

What's Good For The Goose...Is Good For It's Eater!

actually if you just switch it to megadeth a lot of burma-shave ones work good:

He tried To Cross As Fast Train Neared Death Didn't Draft HIm He Volunteered...Megadeth!

Life Is Like a Box Of Chocolates....You Never Know When Yer Gonna Get Eaten!!!

Stupid Is....As Stupid Dies

Sometimes When We Touch...The Atrocity's Too Much!

So I Sing You To Sleep...After The Killing!

Gotta Make My Mind Up....Which Hearse Can I Take?....It's DIE-DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Wait For It...

Beeyo...tch!

Where's My Money... Bitch!

I Know You Are Dead...But What Am I?

Q: Are We Not Men?... A: We Are DEAD!

Too Much... Information!

Metallica Is Better Than Us...Not!!

If Voting Changed Anything … They'd Kill You!

Insane In The Mustaine...Insane In The Brain!

A Fish Always Rots From the Head Down … And So Do You!

The Longest Journey Begins … With a Single Death

A Picture Paints … A Thousand Deaths!

Absence Makes the Heart … Grow Deader!

So Long... And Thanks For All The MURDER!

All Good Things Come … To He Who Kills!

Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder … My Knife is in the Eye of my Accuser!

Charity Begins at Home … Dying Begins Here!

If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You

Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth … Kill It Instead!

You Don't Have To Be Dead to Work Here … But It Helps!

was gonna say the thread had peaked but If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You is great

It's Hard to Soar Like An Eagle...When You're Dead

If You Can't Say Something Nice... Kill Yourself!

Don't Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater … Throw it in the Incinerator!

Killers Keepers … Victims Weepers

A Minute to Pray... A Second to Die!

(oh, wait, that's been taken.)

Money Is the Root of All Evil … And Baby I'm Rich!

Never Put Off Till Tomorrow … What You Can Kill Today!

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold … And My Freezer's on Full!

Death!...Ya Know It!

A Steady Stream... Thanks Flomax!

Fucking Bullets... How Do They Kill?!

potential titles for Chicago to use if they ever get "back to their roots"

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XXXI
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Murder... She Wrote!

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For Your... Die!!!!!!

I may very well be a moron, but I've never quite understood what "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?" is meant to mean.

Is it that Peace, while popular as a concept, is unlikely because no-one is willing to make any sacrifices to make it a reality?

it's a typo, it was supposed to be "But Hoos' Buying!" IOW our one BIG HOOS was buying up all the peace

In writing "Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?" Mustaine spoke in a code only comprehensible to fellow partisans of the Southern California metal scene. "Peace" refers to the owner of the Long Beach club Fender's where Megadeth played. "Sells" means "pays his bands in cocaine." "But Who's Buying?" was an in-band joke meaning "this is fucking awesome."

why don't we have a tv show, is what I want to know

Man, so many good ones!

I love this one:
"No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!"

But should have been:
"No Shirt, No Shoes...Die!"

In tribute:
Hey Bud, let's ... Kill!