sorry i just don't understand what "doesn't look like a rap star" means
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
its like he won some sort of contest
http://vibesource.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/20080618-brown1.jpg
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
he doesnt rap like a rap star either.
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
berner looks like what i imagine sergdun looks like
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
matt gets a belated "there it is"
ship gets the gasface
― J0rdan S., Monday, 9 May 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm just saying -- there are lots of different types of people for which there is no precedent for 'looking like a rap star,' but stoners and/or white trash types are not among them
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.slacker.com/portraits/200xy/415104
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, May 9, 2011 5:26 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
are you really arguing this
look at a picture of berner & tell me what rap star he looks like
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
bubba sparxxx? i mean is there anything to this besides 'lol he's white and not very tough-looking'?
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
he looks more like an overweight a-trak imo
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
there's a geekiness to berner that bubba didnt have
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
reminded me of scott storch at first glance
― lex pretend, Monday, 9 May 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean it's not like he looks like aaron carter, pretty much if any chubby white dude with a goatees and a blunt in his hand told me he raps i'd think "of course you do"
but then i'm going off GIS here, haven't seen him in a video or anything
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
also i didnt think berner was white tbh
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
if only he had dropped some sort of hint
http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/BernerWhiteAlbum.jpeg
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
hint: thats about coke
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
but i mean even if you assumed he wasn't white i don't know if he'd look out of place as a cypress hill hanger-on or something
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
well im def incorporating his persona as a rapper / video presence into my interpretation here, which i assumed you were as well so
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, May 9, 2011 6:01 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thats a far cry from rap STAR which was the original terms we were discussing? berner makes me think of, like, spliff star -- distinctive non-entity -- its like if spliff star had a solo record w/ big name guest verses
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
in the post-drake/minaj era i don't even know if there IS a rap star profile tbh
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
so glad pin-up tv stars and women with huge asses finally have a place in rap superstardom
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
just saying if a guy that looks like Eamon and a black Fanta girl can get on the cover of XXL, the field's pretty open
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://yodonbleekraps.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/craigmack.jpg
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
hint: thats about coke― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, May 9, 2011 1:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, May 9, 2011 1:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hint: sometimes rappers use double entndres!
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
and sometimes they dont? he looked Mediterranean / israeli / arab in some way & assuming hes white bcuz of the album title is presumptuous. 'all white everything' doesnt make young jeezy white either.
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
regardless, if he is white, comparing him to bubba sparxx because hes white is about as meaningful as comparing eminem to aesop rock
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
you asked who he looks like, not whose music he sounds like
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
he doesnt look like bubba sparxxx
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
dude looks white
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
almost the color of snow
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
deej will defend anyone from the bay, even berner
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
does dude have some crazy back story, like his mom drank too much Mountain Dew while he was in the womb or something?
he's not a dead ringer no but if you're asking for a precedent of "chubby white rap star with a goatee" that's probably the closest you're gonna get
xpost
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
how am i 'defending' him what is wrong w you
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
comparing a dude's career to a luckier spliff star qualifies as 'defending' around here
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
you called him "charmingly bad" which is like the deej version of "pretty fly for a white guy" and then got in a 50 post argument with some dude about how his looks(?) make him some unique rapper entity
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, May 9, 2011 6:21 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
youre being mad pedantic today. this argument is getting idiotic so im stepping out of it but Berner is a funny-looking weirdo who lucked into a successful career somehow & that is amusing & interesting to me, there isnt really an easily-notable precedent that i can think of & certainly hasnt been one mentioned in this thread, which is why jokes about his origins are funny
good lord u can suck the fun out of anything
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
im certainly not responding to that level of pedantic idiocy from whiney
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
this argument is getting idiotic so im stepping out of it but Berner is a funny-looking weirdo who lucked into a successful career somehow & that is amusing & interesting to me
yes
there isnt really an easily-notable precedent that i can think of
no
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ok, he's a funny-looking weirdo. yeah, never been a famous rapper like that ever.
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
so....
Ed OG is still around! and he has a new song with M1 of Dead Prez
love the nostalgic jazz piano + bongos beat, real nice, i really like statik selectah alot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouHmjf-GRkI
― end to end berners (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, May 9, 2011 6:28 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol @ the disingenuousness here surpassing even "if a television soap star can make it in the music industry, surely a flat-footed greek immigrant-looking weed dealer is mere seconds from rap superstardom"
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ end to end berners
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ flat-footed
imo berner looks very much like a specific kind of wannabe rapper, but not the kind of successful one who ends up getting big krit on his debut solo LP & tons of PR & attention
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 9, 2011 6:32 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― TTDeej (D-40), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
so all of the hundreds of rappers currently at Berner's career level or higher fit a certain profile or 'look like a rapper' in some basic way? that just seems like a weird idea to me.
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like saying a guy in a successful band who has short hair "doesn't look like a rock star," feels very outdated to even pretend there's some narrow criteria for looking the part anymore
― raggett doll, livin' in a rovi (some dude), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
narcissism of small differences etc
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i think its p interesting that lady gaga and ke$ha aren't what anyone would call traditional "knockouts" like madonna or kylie or whatev
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link