How did you get a ticket at such short notice?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Fire stewarding. Some friends of a friend dropped out so I signed up on the spot, with no consideration as to whether or not it was practical to go. Which it definitely isn't.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Upt0eleven - what was it you didn't like about DJ Shadow?
― Bus to Yoker (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Mostly that my feet hurt like fuck tbh. I didn't not enjoy it, just thought it was a bit over the top and not in an in ironic, self-aware way. The music was great but I think I might have enjoyed the spectacle of it more from further away.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Here are some rankings for acts I've seen live in the last few years.
*****Beyonce, Elbow, Crystal Castles
****1/2 Fleet Foxes, Noisettes (MUCH more fun live than on record), Bellowhead, Katy B
****Morrissey, Plan B, Tinie Tempah, Laura Marling, Twilight Singers, Big Audio Dynamite, Lau
***1/2Rumer, The Low Anthem, The Vaccines, Bombay Bicycle Club, Glasvegas, The Joy Formidable, The Walkmen, The Pierces, Melanie, System 7, Show Of Hands, Fujiya & Miyaji
***White Lies
**1/2Friendly Fires (maybe I caught them on a bad night), Noah & the Whale, Hurts, Gruff Rhys, Guillemots
**Kaiser Chiefs, Everything Everything
― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost I missed the bit where the Shadowsphere took off into the crowd and started rolling over people's feet ;-)
― Bus to Yoker (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Crystal Castles are so good live. I've got to get way from Primal Scream early to catch them.
― Alba, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link
You should see the Mighty Stornoway
― spellcheck is really advanced these days (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I kinda feel like I should be arsed to see Morrissey, but I'm not.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Robyn is pretty much the only act I'm seriously psyched about seeing. And TVOTR if I don't end up going to Wireless.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
wd totally be all about the acoustic tent for me if I was going. Suzanne Vega is a very funny performer these days. The Webb Sisters were the divine backing singers on the Leonard Cohen tour. Hear them doing "If It Be Your Will" and weep.
― ban this sick stunt (anagram), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
If Primal Scream are playing Screamadelica in order you can get away with leaving halfway through easily.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Kind of make a point of spending a bit of time at the Acoustic Tent most years, it's a good Sunday afternoon place to hang when your hangover is raging and you want to ease yourself back into the day by virtue of the awesome real ale tent nearby.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link
They don't do Screamadelica in order. They cunningly move the slowies to the middle so they can have Loaded and Come Together as the full-blast finale.
― Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Awesome.
I am a bit worried about the queue situation for the late night area, can see it ending with 1x enormous queue throughout the circus field at 1am. There seem to be more late night venues everywhere else this time round though.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Despite being a bit of a Glasto-sceptic this year (the missus is going and I'm not, so sour grapes) - I am a bit sad for not seeing Screamadelica as I've been loving the reissue this year.
― the Sandalled Vandal (dog latin), Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Everyone's a Glasto-sceptic when they're not going, it's all "hah, look, it's U2 and Coldplay, vindicated!" as if that matters.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link
go to U2 for the anti-U2 protests IMO
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Downside is a) you won't be able to hear them because U2 will be playing music instead b) you won't be able to get near the protests because the crowd will be enormous.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link
bombastic pomp rock stylings will drown out the cries of protestors ARE YOU LISTENING ST. BONO???
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link
answer: no
Weird how it's Coldplay who feel like the anachronistic headliner this year even though they'll probably get the biggest crowd.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Worst. Festival guide. Ever/
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow you're not wrong
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link
DON’T bring wellies
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
DO bring a hatFirst, it will protect your face from the sun. Second, it will keep your head warm at night. And third, provided it is silly enough, your friends will be able to pick you out of a crowd. Oh, and if someone steels it off your head, it’s because they fancy you…
First, it will protect your face from the sun. Second, it will keep your head warm at night. And third, provided it is silly enough, your friends will be able to pick you out of a crowd. Oh, and if someone steels it off your head, it’s because they fancy you…
Get one copy editor guys!
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link
It's so obviously written by someone who has never actually been to a festival.
With the driest May in living memory, with any luck mud will not be an issue this summer. So leave the Wellington boots on the farm and try espadrilles, flip-flops or deck shoes. That said, this is England, so perhaps pack a waterproof just in case.
Wait what if the festival is ON a farm?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually, forget festivals, I'm wondering if they've ever been to:
- Britain - An environment with more than 5,000 people - The modern world
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link
DON'T forget to take your ticket. If you forget it, you will be unable to gain access to the festival.
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
That's actually good advice
― Number None, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
better than the Telegraph's, and I'm not even a professional journalist!!!
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
So leave the Wellington boots on the farm and try espadrilles, flip-flops or deck shoes.
As hilarious as the farm bit is, unfortunately you don't have to tell a lot of festival-goers to wear deck shoes. Watch out for fucking Crocs as well.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I've just downloaded it and The Guide iphone app is actually pretty decent although will be completely fucking redundant by 4pm on the Friday when your battery dies.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link
are the wombles really embarrassing in the context of the average Glastonbury lineup
The Wombles are the ones that should be embarrassed to be appearing at the same festival as, for instance, Noah + the Whale. Not sure how many of the other bands on the bill have produced albums as good as...
http://www.tidybag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lp-keep-on-wombling.jpg
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Picking through:
DON’T take a phone Wha? You dumb? Take it, don't necessarily depend on it, but hey: How bad will the reception be? It's fairly open air at Glasto, it's not like being stuck down on the circle line.
DO take a pen and paper Yeah, That's OK, leave a note at some noticeboard. Still, the mobile has more chance of finding a signal than your mates finding your note that fell off the board and is being trod into the ground.
DON'T forget swimming trunks Um, wha? This means swimming, right? because if it gets so sunny that you want to go around in trunks you are going to get so burned...
DO wear fancy dress with caution No. Do not wear fancy dress. Period.
DON’T try and see everything Well, try and see everywhere.
DO see something new Nooh, stick to exactly what you know and don't venture away from the main stage. C'mon, do people need to be told this stuff?
DON’T bring wellies No, tell you what, bring espedrilles! They're great. And leave the wellies for mooching around farms. OK, being silly now, I'll go and check what the guide actually said.
DO bring a hat Fuck bringing a hat. OK, yeah, actually, do.
DON’T go without the kids Like the kids would let you go without them!
DO get some sleep Um, better advice would be to forget the idea of getting a good night/day's sleep at all.
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking hell that guide. plus it kind of tries to conflate tips for Edinburgh and Glastonbury... I almost want to go to Glasto now so I can point and laugh at anyone who thought turning up to a festival without a phone or wellies and instead going round wearing swimming trunks and clutching a bunch of pens would be a good idea.
― the Sandalled Vandal (dog latin), Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually, re: sleep.
It doesn't matter where, or when. Nodding off at the jazz stage, or during Coldplay, or back at yr tent at 03:15, you will be zedding away and someone wearing dem wellies will walk/fall over you carrying a tray and go "oh sorry I didn't see you there"
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually, come to think, they seem to have made the same mistake my mother made when I first went, and got it confused with Glyndebourne.
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Telegraph guide to Woodstock
DO eat the brown acid.DON'T say what F-U-C-K spells.DON'T remember that the man next to you is your brother.DO blow the whole thing.
― Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Stages are usually full of sleeping bodies before 4 or 5.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
DO remember you're a Womble
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
twitter reveals the truth.
Alexis Petridis HOLD UP EVERYONE, IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF SATIRE RT @guystagg: next time I will write the ironic bits in bold for you
― mark e, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
also both Higher Than The Sun and Come Together are medleys of various recorded versions of the songs. this is also awesome.
― underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have pwned (sic), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Wombles should do Screamadelica
― blueski, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
"Don't throw it, bin it"
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
DO piss in the stream
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Not if you've bought one of these:
Just Mobile Gum Plus Universal Charger for iPhone and iPod
I seem to be able to get three almost complete recharges out of it.
― Alba, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
That looks pretty useful actually, although I'm just bringing an old phone for which I have two spare batteries. Should be enough to get through.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
My old phone used to last almost the whole weekend. I hope I don't spend the whole weekend on stupid apps. Kick me if I do.
― Alba, Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Twitter was the battery killer for me last year. If I only used my phone for calls and texts I wouldn't have had to recharge it at all.
― Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link