Ashlee Simpson: Emo or Oh no?

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Well, can he? (Alex, can you? I'm curious.)

(And people defend Steve Earle on there too, come to think of it!)

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xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex is nursing his migraine by dipping his head into scalding-hot melted-down Tiffany records.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

>it's that he couldn't possibly conceive of someone like her ever doing something good? <

But either way, this question should really end "punk," not "good," Tim. The question is whether Alex could possibly conceive of someone like her ever doing something punk (whether it's good or not).

xhuxk, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Norman, sorry I was being such a jerk to you upthread. Interview is over, I feel better. And I actually agree with a lot of the things you say when you're criticizing the posting styles of some of ILX's favorite creeps and punks. Anyway, I don't sit around thinking of you as a passive-aggressive goody two shoes. (And there are worse things to be than a goody two shoes anyway.)

Passive aggressively yours,

Frank

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Sang Freud, I only had time to skim what you said, but I think I agree with a lot of it.

And Alex, I think you have a lot to teach me. I just wonder how to drag your knowledge out of you.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm being such a goody two shoes now, aren't I. La la la, sunshine and sugar.

(Back to the day gig.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"Her music is *better* than punk, because it's bringing punk to a place where there are still some unconverted to preach to. Even better if the artist is reddish rather than bluish, mallish as opposed to boho."

Pure projection, and wrong. NO ONE actually thinks this. come on now, we are ten years past both Dookie and Nevermind, for God's sake. It's been done, and much better.

"Hell, [Alex] might even be *right*, for all I know."

He is.

JD from CDepot, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to recuse myself from this thread. I'm busy attempting to explain my comment about how the failed hotel bomber window in Jordan deserves to be pistol whipped over on ILE.

Parting comment: Ashlee Simpson's is simply not Punk Rock. If an alien from another world appeared and earnestly asked to be shown examples of Punk Rock, would you cite Ashlee?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

If your answer is "yes," that you'd be committing an interplanetary travesty, and a pistol-whipping would invariably be in order.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

failed hotel bomber window in Jordan

wiDow

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

If an alien from another world appeared and earnestly asked to be shown examples of Punk Rock, i wd point to alex's heroically changeless mr.dadrock-gets-uptight declamations down decades of ilm, and say, "punk is the OPPOSITE OF THAT"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

then the alien would say "BUT YR STANCE IN RE mr ALEX IS SURELY CHANGELESS ALSO" and i wd say "and that's punk also"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

and then the alien wd say "oh NOOO i don't get it :(:(:(" and would sigh vastly as i started to claim that haha THAT IS EVEN MORE PUNK

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i like to think that if im dealing with an alien, id have more important things to talk to him about than punk rock.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"please give me an example of punk rock"

"not until you explain why bad things happen to good people!"

'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"Twenty years from now, I sincerely doubt anyone's going to still be discussing the arguable merits of..."

= i. i want my zimmer frame and i WANT IT NOW
= ii. haha if ilm has demonstrated ANYTHING it is that in 20 years time we will still be discussing the merits of EVERYONE

i.&ii. are nicely contradictory hence mark s = punk-as-fuck

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"ok let me get this straight, you have flown 8 billion light years just to put that probe up my butt and YOU'RE askin ME abt punk rock"

in communion (my second favourite film EVAH) christopher walken discovers the aliens DISCO DANCING

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking about this thread while glancing through the Listings in this week's New Yorker and realizing that Alex, in his writing job for them, has to be very clear and concise and specific and can't go around calling Ashlee Simpson "punk rock" just because it's an interesting idea to try on. Whereas Chuck and Frank, in writing for the Voice, can test the boundaries and play with readers' expectations a bit more.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

In other words, perhaps Alex's "alien from another planet" = New Yorker reader?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

DUN DUN DUN

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"they're already here!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

punk sucks

detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Mark: Eustace Tilly!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

If by "emo," you mean trite, "confessional" lyrics, shout-sung with "feeling" over generic MOR rock music, then yes, Ashlee is super-emo.

schwantz, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel better already.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex, in his writing job for them, has to be very clear and concise and specific and can't go around calling Ashlee Simpson "punk rock" just because it's an interesting idea to try on.

In other words, I'm not allowed to muck around with FACTS, specifically the FACT that Ashlee Simpson in NO WAY Punk Rock.

If an alien from another world appeared and earnestly asked to be shown examples of Punk Rock, i wd point to alex's heroically changeless mr.dadrock-gets-uptight declamations down decades of ilm, and say, "punk is the OPPOSITE OF THAT"

I've never claimed to be the embodiment of Punk Rock.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, The New Yorker sucks hairy doodoo and hasn't had a punk on staff since Ring Lardner died.

In any event, this thread has been terrific and has helped me greatly in pulling my thoughts together; especially thank you to Cunga and to Phil for your descriptions of the Ashlee image.

Also, thanks to me for suckering mark s back onto ILX.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I'm not on the staff either.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

yes this thread was super.

now let us never speak of it again.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

But the thread is incomplete of course, due to the usual ILX fadeout.

I know that someone might jump on that and tell me that you can't separate your aesthetic perceptions from your background and your psychological makeup, but what would someone be trying to establish by saying something like this?

Tim, someone (i.e., me) isn't trying to "establish" anything but rather trying to cajole, incite, inspire, badger you folks into saying why you hear a particular piece of music in a particular way. And that involves (1) describing what's going on in the music when you hear glossiness or rawness of punk or whatever, and (2) what's going on in your life that makes you hear glossiness or rawness or punk (esp. when other people are hearing something else).

Maybe social categories are aesthetic categories; it doesn't really matter to me which you use to explain the other; it does matter that you make an effort to explain - that is to say that you make an effort to communicate your experience and your ideas and that you make an attempt to explore where those experiences and ideas come from and why you in particular have and hold them. Of course, you can just spend your time stating an opinion and holding it against all comers. That's what a lot of ILX threads are, basically.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 November 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

so does she take it up the ass in jail or what?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I just downloaded "La La" and listened to it a few times. For people like myself and I would imagaine a decent number of others on here, I think you hear stuff like this and, as you follow it a little bit, you're thinking, "OK, now they're trotting out this cliche; now that cliche." And you just zone out! It's understandable; you experience so much crap music that is just dud-dud-dud that you don't always recognize when a particular use of a cliche is kind of transcendent in some way.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 November 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

or change the radio station before you realize that particular use of a cliche is kind of transcendent, etc.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 November 2005 06:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, having read Sang Freud's posts more closely, I agree with very little that he says, though I think he's interesting. But I often don't get his point. Ashlee lives in a blue state, by the way; I suppose she represents the red states to you, though I wouldn't know if it's the red teenyboppers that have taken to her music more than the blue teenyboppers; I assume it's the preps-in-training more than the goths- or skaters-in-training, but I don't know that for a fact. But how would Ashlee be "bringing punk to a place where there are still some unconverted to preach to"? Unconverted to what? If you're converting someone to punk, are you converting him/her to "You're gonna cry, cry, cry, come on and let me see you cry"? To "Baby oh baby burn my heart/Baby oh baby burn my heart/Fall apart babe fall apart"? Why do you assume that some of Ashlee's audience might not be there already, you know, just by being alive (wherever "there" is)?

So, everyone who votes blue is a punk, and therefore is not eligible for "conversion"?

I don't think I've heard a Steve Earle song in my life, but I'll guess that one of the reasons that Montgomery Gentry might come across as "more punk" than Earle is that they're bullies and creeps and he apparently isn't a bully or a creep. (Nowadays Montgomery is dressing his creepiness in unctuousness and piety, which makes it even creepier.) Also, my guess is that Earle doesn't rock as hard as they do. That seems to be the general opinion. By the way, Montgomery Gentry are punk way way way way WAY more often than Ashlee is. I hadn't given a thought to Ashlee's being punk until I heard "I Am Me" a couple of weeks ago and read posted on this thread that her image apparently has something to do with punk as conceived by who knows who. Montgomery Gentry don't have punk in their image. They merely act like punks. (And I don't think anyone called them "punk" at all until a couple of days ago, when for half a sentence I did, when the discussion here spilled briefly back onto the Rolling Country thread. But I'm not seeing enough of the board these days, so you may be right, that they're being touted as punks.)

What in the world is "punk traditionalism"? What's a punk tradition? Killing your girlfriend? Dyeing your hair pink and purple? (I once saw Todd Rundgren with rainbow hair, in 1974. What a punk!)

I don't see Ashlee as doing much in the way of transgression either. So what?

"it sure looks and sounds like punk is something Ashlee picked up at the mall."

Again, so what? Where's she supposed to pick it up, in a whorehouse?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 November 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, The New Yorker sucks hairy doodoo and hasn't had a punk on staff since Ring Lardner died.

pauline kael, j.d. salinger, james thurber = more punk than ashlee simpson

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 18 November 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

and i kind of want to add william shawn to that list.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 18 November 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

>someone (i.e., me) isn't trying to "establish" anything but rather trying to cajole, incite, inspire, badger you folks into saying why you hear a particular piece of music in a particular way. And that involves (1) describing what's going on in the music when you hear glossiness or rawness of punk or whatever, and (2) what's going on in your life that makes you hear glossiness or rawness or punk (esp. when other people are hearing something else).

it doesn't really matter to me which you use to explain the other; it does matter that you make an effort to explain - that is to say that you make an effort to communicate your experience and your ideas and that you make an attempt to explore where those experiences and ideas come from and why you in particular have and hold them. Of course, you can just spend your time stating an opinion and holding it against all comers. That's what a lot of ILX threads are, basically.<

Frank, do you realize how preachy and self-righteous this sounds?

Looking back at your posts on this thread, I don't see as that you've done any of this either! Where does your idea that a song like "La La" is good come from? Why do you in particular think that this is so? What's going on in your life that makes you hear it as "good?"

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 November 2005 07:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 November 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Montgomery Gentry are punks how Count Bishops were punks, or maybe Dr. Feelgood. (Maybe even Sham 69 or 4 Skins, come to think of it. But more r&b.) I wonder if Albini's heard them. He might like them. (And I swear I wrote that before I just remembered that both MG and Albini cover "Just Got Paid" by ZZ Top. Actually, he might LOVE them.)

Montgomery Gentry also remind me of the Ramones:

"You Beat Your Brat (I'll Beat Mine)"

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

(Then again, at their New York show at BB Kings last Friday, MG seemed totally smiley and good-natured. When they played "Just Got Paid," which was great, and I pushed through the not-nearly-punk-enough and too-tall-to-see-through crowd {described by Tom Briehan as largely "tanned, khaki-clad exurban businessmen"} toward the front of the stage, and one woman warned me that somebody might punch me in the face for it, and I patted her shoulder and told her "thanks for the concern," I was being at least as punk as MG were, if not more.)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

See also "Somebody's Gonna Get (Their Head Kicked In Tonite)," if you have no idea what I'm talking about (Count Bishops version, natch, though the Rezillos or Fleetwood Mac versions would also do.)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha, I am playing the reissue of D.O.A.'s *War on 45* now. I forgot how good it is. ASHLEE MAY BE PUNK BUT SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT OI!!!!

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Having reread some of Frank's earlier posts, and seen that his Ashlee==punk claims are far more measured than the reaction to them, I can understand the confusion about my earlier posts. It had seemed to me that Ashlee==punk was being floated as trial balloon, partially to tweak people with a more traditional attitude about what punk is (meaning Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.). This pushed one of my buttons, because it seems to me that when this is done, that is, when a counterintuitive claim is made about an artist's genre, the intent is usually to tweak people with an urban, college educated, mostly liberal mindset (say, Village Voice readers). Or maybe a Rolling Stone magazine mindset. And who knows if I'm even right about that -- I certainly can't even come close to proving it. My guess is that most Rolling Stone readers wouldn't consider Ashee a punk. My point was that tweaking people's preconceptions is an important thing to do, so it would be a shame if the tweaking hardened into a predictable, knee-jerk, anti-liberal line. Because if the tweaking always comes from one direction, it limits the tweakee's pool of interesting artists to an equal and opposite extent as a Rolling Stone magazine mindset limits its readers. The last thing a counterintuitive proposal should be is predictable. But in retrospect, I was clearly fighting the wrong battle on the wrong thread.

I've got Ashlee on now. Yeah, there are elements of punk, I guess. I little burr in her voice, some attitude. No more or less than, maybe, Pat Benetar, or Nancy Sinatra. One song sounds strangely like the Cardigans. Nice CD.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i dunno man, most tweakers i know don't like ashlee simpson.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm 47. I don't know *anyone* who likes Ashlee Simpson. Except myself.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

>it seems to me that..when a counterintuitive claim is made about an artist's genre, the intent is usually to tweak people with an urban, college educated, mostly liberal mindset<

Sang, where exactly do you get this idea? Why wouldn't you just think that the intent is to describe how the music sounds, what it does?

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

And if you're worried about "a predictable, knee-jerk, anti-liberal line," please realize that a significant number of the people who see punk in Ashlee Simpson on this thread also see punk in Living Things. (Or at least I do. I *think* Frank does. I do know he likes them.) (Actually, "Who's more punk, Ashlee of Living Things?", might be a pretty good question.) (Living Things might be interesting merely by virtue of being 2005 "punk rockers" who ARE actual punks.) (Actually.)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean Ashlee OR Living Things (whose Commie mom allegedly only let them do protest songs whilst growing up, and she'd send them *The Autobiography of Malcolm X* through the laundry chute, and now they do lots of anti-war songs AND seem to want to search and destroy etc.)

xhuxk, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"so does she take it up the ass in jail or what? "

wonderful. like im gonna get any work done today with that image floating around my head.

JD from CDepot, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link


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