500 worst/wackest rap album titles of all time

32. master p - america's most luved bad guy

24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (10 minutes ago) Permalink

wrong thread

kinda feelin SDE too

33. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

you're really gonna defend www.thug.com?

34. Saul Willaims - The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust

puke

i have an affection for www.thug.com as a title because it's such a period piece

31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

this would be an amazing one if it wasn't for the group already being called "bustin melonz"

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

35. Lil' Cease - The Wonderful World Of Cease A Leo

i would be beyond excited if like juicy j was putting out an album titled 'watch ya seeds pop out'

hahaha

yeah but w/o "bustin melonz" it just makes it sound like he's hanging around a maternity ward or something

36. Wyclef Jean – The Ecleftic (2 Sides II A Book)

wyclef needs to be put in jail

37. strongo hulkington - hanging around a maternity ward or something

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think pretentious titles are way funnier / worse i guess

38. Swizz Beatz - One Man Band Man

i have to say, i'm really glad I have a place like ILX where you can make a rap thread and the first 300 posts arent BIG SLAM DUNKIN HOES BEAR DOING THANGS HAHAHA

39. 2face - covered in his blood (humble and riteous)

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:11 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yessssss

40. master p - ice cream man

41. Nelly - Sweat/Suit

xpost, gtfo

42. Raekwon - Immobilarity

hahahah oh man that nelly

take it back, J0rdan

43. dj khaled - listennn... the album

my master P pick:

http://cover7.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/39/382639.jpg

'ice cream man' is so terrible!

44. Akinyele, Vagina Diner

45. tha dogg pound - dogg chit

uh "wackest" means "bad", not "best", phil

46. atmosphere - when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold

oh man immobilarity, yeah that is awful

immobile + hilarity?

someone replace #44, I will not stand for one of the best album titles in rap history to be sullied in this thread

47. Dream Warriors... And now the the legacy begins

except it didn't

Naaah, Dem Kids Can't Be From Canada

48. rob sonic - telicatessen

re: dream warriors and maestro fresh wes, i feel like using canadian rappers is cheating

49. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul to a Souless People Who Sold Their Soul???

for one, it's not even a question

50. ludacris - theater of the mind

51. Lifesavas - Gutterfly

52. bizarre - hannicap circus

really wrestled with this one btw

53. Young Buck - Buck The World

54. Trina - Glamorest Life

that is not a typo.

^^i was just gonna post this one^^

55. fat joe - the elephant in the room

i mean if you'd prefer i get bitchy at other ilxors instead of contributing to the thread subject, well here you go

89. odd nosdam - plan 9... meat your hypnotis

What is that GQ quote in reference to?

90. Hipster Buppies

re: S.D.E - Great title. I always read it as 'black people have 3 ways to succeed: Sports, Drugs, and Entertainment.'

i dropped like 8 good ones while y'all were fighting

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

Anticon Presents: Music for the Advancement of Hip Hop

92. The Dogg Pound- Dogg Chit

Already mentioned

I meant Dogg Chit...Again

Sage Francis - Li(f)e

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

WTF? What a weird thing to say about it... Cheers.

posting that jpg was a craze on ilm for some time :)

Right, I was still drinking when that album came out and didn't read hip hop threads for the sake of my mental health.

93. Snoop Dogg - Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

Great album title

replace that with MALICE IN WONDERLAND

^seriously

94. dj paul - scale-a-ton (skeleton)

that was a classic!!!!!

probably one of my favorite album titles ever no lie

(skeleton)

i could go either way on that one

scale-a-ton

( skeleton)

I was going to think of something to contribute but I saw Sweat/Suit and just lost my shit

the album itself is awesome but the parenthetical is just a total forehead-slapper