500 worst/wackest rap album titles of all time

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d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think pretentious titles are way funnier / worse i guess

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

38. Swizz Beatz - One Man Band Man

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

i have to say, i'm really glad I have a place like ILX where you can make a rap thread and the first 300 posts arent BIG SLAM DUNKIN HOES BEAR DOING THANGS HAHAHA

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

39. 2face - covered in his blood (humble and riteous)

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:11 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yessssss

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

40. master p - ice cream man

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

41. Nelly - Sweat/Suit

(oboe interlude) (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

xpost, gtfo

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

42. Raekwon - Immobilarity

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

hahahah oh man that nelly

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

take it back, J0rdan

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

43. dj khaled - listennn... the album

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

my master P pick:

http://cover7.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/39/382639.jpg

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

'ice cream man' is so terrible!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

44. Akinyele, Vagina Diner

that's not funny. (unperson), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

45. tha dogg pound - dogg chit

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

uh "wackest" means "bad", not "best", phil

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

46. atmosphere - when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

oh man immobilarity, yeah that is awful

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

immobile + hilarity?

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

someone replace #44, I will not stand for one of the best album titles in rap history to be sullied in this thread

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

47. Dream Warriors... And now the the legacy begins

except it didn't

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Naaah, Dem Kids Can't Be From Canada

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

48. rob sonic - telicatessen

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

re: dream warriors and maestro fresh wes, i feel like using canadian rappers is cheating

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

49. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul to a Souless People Who Sold Their Soul???

for one, it's not even a question

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

50. ludacris - theater of the mind

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

51. Lifesavas - Gutterfly

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

52. bizarre - hannicap circus

really wrestled with this one btw

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

53. Young Buck - Buck The World

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

54. Trina - Glamorest Life

that is not a typo.

(oboe interlude) (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

^^i was just gonna post this one^^

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

55. fat joe - the elephant in the room

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

56. Juelz Santana - From Me To U

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

thread title made me instantly think of PE's Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age but yeah #49 trumps

chief content officer (m coleman), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

57. Sticky Fingaz - Decade: "...but wait it gets worse"

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

58. common - electric circus

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

59. DMX - Year Of The Dog...Again
60. Petey Pablo - Still Writing In My Diary: 2nd Entry

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha that dmx one is so bad

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

imagine if all rap sequel albums were like that

Jay-Z - The Blueprint... Again

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

61. Notorious BIG - Duets: The Final Chapter

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

62. nas - hip hop is dead

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

63. chingy - powerballin

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

65. birdman - 5 * stunna

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

(since we skipped it) 64. N.O.R.E.-S.O.R.E.

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

66. lil scrappy - tha grustle

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

67. UGK - Too Hard To Swallow

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

stfu, da croupier

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

Kinda like "powerballin"

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

replace that with MALICE IN WONDERLAND

(oboe interlude) (The Brainwasher), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

^seriously

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

94. dj paul - scale-a-ton (skeleton)

mark (er) s (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

that was a classic!!!!!

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

probably one of my favorite album titles ever no lie

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

(skeleton)

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

i could go either way on that one

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

scale-a-ton

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

( skeleton)

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to think of something to contribute but I saw Sweat/Suit and just lost my shit

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

the album itself is awesome but the parenthetical is just a total forehead-slapper

mark (er) s (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link


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