The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

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309.None of the Jackson Five were actually brothers. In fact, Marlon was the only one related to any of the other four.
-- Myonga Von Bontee (scottyfield...), July 13th, 2005.
this sounds like "none of the taylors in duran duran are related."
i only found this out the other day.
all the farriss brothers in INXS are related.

― dance electrician, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

315. Starship's "We Built This City" was actually written by future sports columnist and "Tuesdays With Morrie" author Mitch Albom.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

316. You can use Slayers "Reign in Blood" as an alternate soundtrack for the first half hour of "My Friend Totoro", the same way that stoners insist you can use "Dark Side of the Moon" with "the Wizard of Oz"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

317. There is no such a person as "Latoya Jackson"; Her existence can be blamed entirely on Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Flash, and a disgruntled nerd who used to work as a graphic artist in Motown Records album design department.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

318. Matsumoto Hideto (aka "hide" of X-Japan) did NOT commit suicide.
He finally got that surgery he secretly wanted and is now back on the pop charts again as "Yumi" of Puffy (Ami-Yumi).

319. Oh, and same goes for Richey James of the Manic Street Preachers. He is now Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm. (The fondness for longsleeve tracksuit tops is to cover the residual "4real" carved into "her" arm.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

When Puff Daddy re-named himself P Diddy, Snoop Dogg was seriously considering renaming himself Woof-Boy!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:38 (eighteen years ago) link

260. Ralf Hutter can't program his VCR.
hahahahahahaha!
That one bears repeating.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(I didn't invent that, though I wish I did.)
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005 4:06 AM. (later) (link)

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ah ha ha! yeah!

― joey Tribiani (mark grout), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:51 (eighteen years ago) link

321. SWAT Teams had to be called to Heathrow Airport in August of 1991 when Shane MacGowans liver took hostages and demanded to be transplanted into the body of a hippie chick named Wendy-Belle Lascoux.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

322. Trife Diesel got his stage name as a reference to the old "stick your dick in your ear and go as a petrol pump" gag.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link

323. Letter from America by The Proclaimers is the official theme song of the Tanzanian postal service.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

324. Rock'N'Roll was invented by communists for subverting the youth of teh West.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

325. Bruce Willis never left the music industry - Justin Giuarini, Daniel Bedingfield and Joss Stone are just three of his latest mouthpieces ala Milli Vanilli.

― BARMS, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:33 (eighteen years ago) link

326. The lyrics to the song 'Tin Man' by America were written by Jeffrey Archer.

― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

327. The lyrics to the song 'We Built This City' by Starship were written by Jonathan Aitken.

― BARMS, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:28 (eighteen years ago) link

328. Contrary to popular (!?) belief, Steve Reich and Philip Glass actually do get on. In fact, they had dinner together in New York just last Friday, and Reich invited Glass to come and stay at his summer place in Vermont.

― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:30 (eighteen years ago) link

When this thread has run its course, could a mod remove the "(that are 100% false") bit?

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't Believe The Truth

― LRJP! (LRJP!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:35 (eighteen years ago) link

329. Backing vocals on the hit cover version of "Two Little Boys" by Splodgenessabounds were supplied by none other than Conservative politician and top TV personality, Boris Johnson MP.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

330. Unbeknownst to the world at large, the true Geri Halliwell was never Ginger Spice - the woman we saw being none other than "the original Spice Girl", M*rg*r*t Th*tch*r.

― BARMS, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

331. Ray Davies' babies have rabies.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link

332. While not hollow, Gwen Stefani's back is remarkably spacious.

― LRJP! (LRJP!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

333. Rapper Lil' Kim is actually Kim "Tootie" Fields of The Facts Of Life fame.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

334. Before settling on "It's hammer time" as his opening salvo for the Second Iraq War, Vice Admiral Timothy Keating's original address to the world's media involved him reciting the lyrics to "Steal My Sunshine" on repeat for 27 minutes.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

335. Unbeknownst to many, Peter Cetera was the leading light behind the 'Disco Sucks' movement. It all stemmed from a failed attempt to seduce Goldie Hawn by dancing to 'Boogie Oogie Oogie', which left the actress in fits of giggles due to the sheer incompetency of Cetera's dancing. From that night on, Cetera has been a sworn enemy of the groove.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

336. Nostradamus accurately predicted the rise of Bran Van 3000.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

337. Katrina & the Waves were all trained Navy SEALS.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

338. Derek Bailey is deaf

― Øystein (Øystein), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

339. That chick from Goldfrapp has a treasure map tattooed on her left buttock.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

340. A young Madonna worked as an au pair for the Jackson family

― Candicissima (candicissima), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

341. Los Lobos is an anagram for "Salty Balls"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

342. At the time of his death, Michael Hutchence was considering taking Aussie rockers INXS in an entirely new, avant garde, direction. Among the CDs found in his hotel room were: Stockhausen's 'Stimmung', 'Out to Lunch' by Eric Dolphy, Pat Metheny's 'Zero Tolerance for Silence' and Bob Graettinger's 'City of Glass' by the Stan Kenton Orchestra.

― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

343. In Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light", the lyric "Some silicone sister with a manager mister / told me I go what it takes" is a reference to Dolly Parton, with whom Bruce had a brief, illicit affair.

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

344. Aretha Franklin's "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" is about a May-December relationship.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

345. Before the music thing exploded, Devendra Banhart was in line to replace the current voice actor for Ernie, the Keebler Elf.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

346. Jacques Brel kept his voice in shape by eating pussy every day.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

347. Will Oldham, Devendra Banhart, E, Jason Lytle, Sam Beam, and Paddy McAloon all bought their beards via a cut-rate online costume shop. The spirit gum gave E a rash, hence his newer clean-shaven image.

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

358. Bands named after catchphrases of cult darts commentator Sid Waddell include Avenged Sevenfold, Voice of the Beehive, and The Beatles.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Rapper 50 Cent Blasts Colonel Oliver North For Role In Iran Contra Affair

Rapper and political activist 50 Cent has come out with heaters blazing against Colonel Oliver North for his alleged role in the tangled Iran Contra scandal. In an interview in the latest issue of Vibe, 50 had this to say about the sordid ordeal:

"These government n****s like this mofo Oliver North cat are fronting like they all heroic and sh*t with this guns for hostages bullsh*t, but the truth is that they causing all kinds of problems in Nicaragua and the Mid-East -- all praises be and all that sh*t, nahmsaying? It's like, yeah, they saving like 10 people, hostages, you know-- from the US of A!-- nahmsaying, but it's like, there's about 5,000 people dying in Nicaragua during all this. On top of all that, you know, they violating UN sanctions."

50 Cent went on to perform what some political commentators are calling a "verbal drive-by" on President Ronald Reagan, who he described in unequivocal terms as a "braindead Alzheimer's-having motherf***er."

Jason Farmer, a spokesperson from 50's record label Interscope had not read the interview at press time, but didn't believe that the rapper's inflammatory comments would have an effect on album sales. Of course, some beg to differ: the Republican Party, which has traditionally embraced the pro-gun and pro-money sentiments championed in 50's Billboard topping record Get Rich or Die Tryin', is now in the process of organizing a nationwide boycott of the album.

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

That was 359, BTW

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

360. Amy Grant still breast feeds her eldest son, Loughridge, 23.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

James Chance is black

― matlewis (matlewis), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

362. 2 Live Crew's "We Want Some Pussy" was originally penned as an ode to Marissa, Luther Campbell's grey tabby cat.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

363. Calexico are in fact They Might Be Giants in really shitty disguises.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol was interviewed by the BBC as a possible 10th Doctor Who. He was rejected because it was found he genuinely believed the BBC has a real TARDIS which could "take him anywhere, like to see The Carpenters in 1970".

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

364, that, obv.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

365. Quite apart from being an amusingly ironic addition to any music video, Gary Coleman is also a shit-hot session bassist.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

366. The main event of Wrestlemania XII originally featured Doink the Clown vs Jeff Lynne.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

367. Britney Spears has the world's largest collection of outsider art and is a silent partner in several well-known galleries.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

368. Before the record company pushed for "Axel F", Crazy Frog's debut single was going to be a cover of "Black Hole Sun"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

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