surm won't tolerate any dissent re "Shooby Dooby Doo."
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
there's a good argument to be made that this new single is the worst thing that madonna has ever committed to record
"Revolver" pissed me off way more. Plus Evita (not really her fault).
― dead-trius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
I don't understand how this new boring song can be viewed as being worse than the actively terrible song she released right before it, not to mention the impressive string of drippy clunkers she's released throughout her entire career
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
The worst thing about it is how it disinfects the word "erotic."
― dead-trius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
Not even sure if it's better than the Paris Hilton sexting song.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
I will never know about that because srsly fuck seeking out a Paris Hilton song, life is far too fucking short for that
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
the song is actually seriously p amazing, but mostly because it was already a song that these people just had Paris re-do vocals for
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
if she was gonna go this route, why didn't she just pay for the full max martin spa treatment. i mean, go to the source and don't mess around. even britney would have turned up her nose at the girls gone wild song.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
there's a very condescending "meet them halfway" attitude madonna seems to have to catering to the charts that more and more ends up at the exact wrong halfway point
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
Between the Super Bowl and this track I am p convinced she is just going through the motions w the bare minimum of effort. Who produced this? Maybe the Orbit tracks will redeem her?
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
Most of her efforts these days lie in film-making.
― prolego, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
"Efforts."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
Most of her efforts lie in trying to physically turn back the hands of time. Which is her prerogative, but she should't pretend her music is nearly as impressive as her physique.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
Wouldn't want Madonna to get a big head.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
there's a good argument to be made that this new single is the worst thing that madonna has ever committed to record― lex pretend, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:08 AM (Yesterday)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:08 AM (Yesterday)
I always think Jimmy Jimmy is the very worst thing she's ever recorded. Every year or so I listen to it and crrrringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgL3A1VRSWI
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
oh it's cute, at worst negligible.
Plus, it was buried on the second side.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
you have to admit that madonna keeps up with linguistic fashion for using "punk rock" as an adjective. i'm serious about this.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 2 March 2012 08:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://mymdna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dna_strand_sm.gif
― Eric H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
well doesn't that just make everyone feel like a knee-jerk everything's-gotta-be-a-drug-ref...ist
― fauxmarc, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even want to know what's happening back there
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
It's like opening the Necromonicon.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
Q: is mymdna a social networking site for madonna fans?A: well, there's already manhunt
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
The Madonna-is-old jokes make you look bad and are...old. There's enough bad music being pumped out by this woman to poke fun at instead.
― Cousin Slappy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
Well, I will say there is a distinction to be made between someone who is old and someone who is old and trying to act young. For sure Madonna has been "old" for a while now, both literally and figuratively, but in general she has surmounted society's prejudices. Not this time, though.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh cmon, "opening the Necronomicon" is a good line
― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
how is that a "Madonna is old" joke
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
The Necronomicon is old? Dead things are old?
BTW, I think Madonna's awesome mother/*ucker shirt was her smartest, cleverest statement on age.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
Her arms are her worst.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
But the best at cracking walnuts!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
personally I'm waiting for someone to splice that anigif with the face-melting scene from Raiders
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://files.brobible.com/archive/Buzz/1CelebrityHallofFame/Stallone-over-the-top.jpg
L-R: Madonna, Madonna
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
It was more a Madonna is evil rather than a Madonna is old joke, but hey.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://soundcloud.com/mdnareloaded/madonna-im-addicted
Thankfully this track is *much* better, but I mean it'd be exceedingly difficult to make something worse than GGW
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Music gets pretty zzzzz around 0:24 but the vocals are pretty great throughout
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
And now here's another snippet of a track ("Love Spent")
http://videolog.tv/video.php?id=761098
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17297661
― piscesx, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
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― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
umhttp://www.mp3waxx.com/jobfolders/madonnafdup/blast-page.html
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
o_O
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"Bad Girl" that's not.
― Eric H., Monday, 19 March 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
should I be happy my job blocked that URL
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
your job otm
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
Oh God, she's gone back to her American Life phase where every other word in the song is either "I" or "me."
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
She's also gone back to her American Life phase of sucking.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
Album appears to be in *ahem* circulation now. GGW was not just a bad choice to open the album, but a bad choice altogether (this can't be restated often enough).
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
The album is shockingly pretty damn brilliant. The singles are somehow the worst songs on the album (which for someone with 30 years experience in the industry and for being well Madonna is ridiculous).
― prolego, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
The acoustic "Love Spent" on one of the deluxe editions is pretty goddamn great.
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
"B-Day Song" is like some ridiculous joke and I absolutely adore it
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 March 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
so is this one of those cases where you have to get the deluxe editions to get the better tracks ?
― mark e, Monday, 26 March 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
has she ever attempted a song like "B-Day Song"? It's like ABBA attempting a kid's song played on live instruments by Muppets.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link