Musical genre's that may or may not exist - but probably not.

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pornabilly: chinga chavin, tanya tucker

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

shoegraving! floaty goth drone: needs to exist.

cis (cis), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:39 (twenty years ago) link

you've not heard of Projekt Records then?

the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:43 (twenty years ago) link

There are no words to describe the depth of my ignorance.

...but do they *call* it shoegrave?

cis (cis), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:50 (twenty years ago) link

And, more importantly, is it any cop?

cis (cis), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:51 (twenty years ago) link

i dunno what they call it actually. to me it's just floaty goth

the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

hip-hopera

Don't you remember that awful project group Rapsody? They released a whole album of rap versions of opera songs, featuring LL Cool J, Warren G. etc.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

Come to think of it, maybe they weren't that awful after all. I remember actually liking the LL Cool J version of "Dear Mallika"...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 05:57 (twenty years ago) link

12 Step

j. random person (svizz), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 12:49 (twenty years ago) link

12 step could arguably be some of the Big Brovaz triplet-rythm stuff. I'd like to see 7 Step. Dance to that one, ya fukkas.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

Psychedelic hip-hop

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

de la soul?

robin (robin), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

Where are the sitars, nursery-rhyme-like choruses, weird lyrics about marshmallow pigs flying through tangerine skies, guitars recorded backwards and mellotrons in the music of De La Soul?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

"pirate prog" this could be truly life-changing

electroclash post rock

Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Thrash Clicks
Speed Drone
Garage Strings
Biker Synth

christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

Psychedelic hip-hop

PM Dawn

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

surely shoegraving = Lycia

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

(especially their more ambient stuff like "The Morning Breaks So Cold And Gray")

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

nuts & bolts
(genre name comprising two verbs, both in 3rd person singular;
unsuspecting exponents: all artists who've ever covered tchaikovsky's 'nutcracker', plus einstürzende neubauten)

tram & bus
(a genre originally supposed to, like, 'really transport'. eventually enjoyed its biggest success as music for commercials)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

Skink Rock

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

I'm waiting for some hardcore queer gangsta rap. Who's got the balls?

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

geir try three foot high and rising...

robin (robin), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

Progressive Twee
Queer Dancehall
Cow Goth
Mod Crust
Lounge Thrash

A band that may or may not exist: The Polyphonic Killing Spree

Ben Dot, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

ambient hardcore
post bootybass
rhythm and grunge

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

I'm waiting for some hardcore queer gangsta rap. Who's got the balls?

Years ago in DC I saw a flyer from someone who was trying to put together an act like that. I don't think it ever made it to the playing out stage.

In the meantime:

math funk
symphonic nu metal
smooth free jazz

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

symphonic nu metal

Linkin Ros

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:41 (twenty years ago) link

Techno Antiquarianism

Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

gangsta twee
ironic emo

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

no-fi

Al Andalous, Wednesday, 1 October 2003 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Afro-slavic. It's been done, actually, a project of the producer Thierry Van Roy (whose work with Abdelli is pretty good).

Al Andalous, Wednesday, 1 October 2003 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

Country techno music - Farmhouse!

Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:52 (twenty years ago) link

gangsta twee = are weapons

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:52 (twenty years ago) link

Front Porch Maximalism
Eno-Core
Krush-Groove

camazotz, Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Cow Goth: Fields of the Nephilim. Well, spaghetti western goth anyways.

Garage Strings: Apocalyptica, a cello quartet that only covers Metallica songs. I couldn't listen to that one-trick pony for more than a minute, but a half a star to them for actually doing it I guess.

Biker Synth: Suicide had audience riots- they were retro-futuristic robot elvis music- I think elvis, I think 50's rockers and Marlon Brando in the Wild One- so they might be kind of near the ballpark.

Queer rap exists, but does it have to be Gangsta?

More to find:

Fagtime
Symphonic Oi
Footfetish folk

sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Cow Goth = 16 Horsepower. Possibly Myssouri as well.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 1 October 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

Someone else besides me here who knows about Myssouri! I'm astounded.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 October 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

Rubacore.

(From an eraser for carbon/pencil and typewriter/ink, in pencil form, that I just found in my desk.)

Al Andalous, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

E se mi date un sguardo rubacore

Al Andalous, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

Psychedelic hip-hop.

A great deal of my solo material has been referred to multiple times as "psychedelic pop rap", that's not too far away from this.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Country techno music- Wot about Rednex?

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
TRANCE-POLKA???????? OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAA

wallace carothers' repentence, Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:44 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
Musichall Dancehall (a sort of '30s version of Ragga)
Panpipe Doom
Kitchen
Bathcore

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 16 May 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

stoner reggae...oh wait, never mind.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 16 May 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

Heavy Silicone

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

Thrashgrass
Polkacore
Drum 'n' Harp
Twee Shanties
Chillout Thrash
A Capella Grindcore
Grindfolk
Metalgum

John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 17 May 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Chamber Hop

John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 17 May 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

I like the idea of Chamberhop and I'm sure there are already some Chamberhop tunes but I can't think of any right now.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:05 (twenty years ago) link

Field recordings of karaoke to Boredoms

24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:10 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
Polkagrind
Humppacore
Thrashpunk
Wavegrind
Pagancore or Pagangrind
Acoustic Grindcore

NorkNork, Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

pretty much all those are real, even if they don't necessarily go by those names

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link


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