Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

Whoa I think I had never seen a photo of Pantha before. The one I was acquainted with is the one on last.fm where he is wearing a snow jacket that pretty much covers all his face.

Now I'm looking at some of his photos and I think that's a yes.

+1 on him.

Lil Silva:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1qdu4hneF1qarg6h_1333166477_cover.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q6FPxkKh0vU/TSix3DSn5sI/AAAAAAAABcc/Syk5ujKMFtU/s1600/lil+silva.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/75875340/Lil+Silva+LS_PNG_230312_01.png

Visionist:
http://www.xlr8r.com/files/features/frontpage_images/visionist_021512.jpg

Total Freedom:
http://www.attheecho.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/n718786442_1867510_2632.jpg
http://danielhernandez.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c2df253ef015432673a99970c-500wi

Total Freedom just won Best Beard On This Thread. So lush.

And +1 on Lil Silva just for his arms. I have got to stop getting excited over DJs' arms. But it's that knob-twiddling thing.

The dudes just keep getting hotter, and this is now my favourite thread on the entire interweb.

Reid Speed (I have a friend who looks almost exactly like her and I've always thought she is one of the cutest persons in my entourage so be nice)

http://hearingcolors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/45754_423321491874_50231951874_5245863_6256208_n.jpg

Dieselboy

http://eecue.com/i/dieselboy-eecue_25268_etpa_l.jpg

Bailey is sort of too old for me now but I wouldn't mind 10 years ago.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeHaVu0gNqiBDdEEH1vS0xJYH1Miz8B1ikeV_QLo7bIxte0BqvHhWlleIBdQ

hi Reid Speed

damn, that ridiculous thom yorke gif almost makes him look like a fun guy

or WKIW, whatever

this picture of nicolas jaar just because his ARMS, holy christ

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/60664863/Nicolas+Jaar+NicolasJaar.png

Is it wrong that the first thing I spotted on looking at that photo was the "it is our pleasure to serve you" Greek diner coffee?

(And I'm going to try not to start stanning for TY again, but his goofy, silly side is something that really gets missed out a lot in representations of his public personna, but seriously - I think he is a fun guy to KIW. I should post the video of him and Nigel Godrich DJ-ing where he's being completely ridiculous and if you don't want to KIW them after seeing that, you hate fun.)

mm, thread is full of love!

Well done all

Oh, Siriusmo, let's get hott together...

http://www.texturemagazine.ca/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/m11_siriusmo.jpg

WKIW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpDO0iDWwI

WNDJW though (esp not if he went spilling my drinks like that)

Does Hawtin look like Bruno or am I crazy?

http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bruno09-4-3.jpg

ACTRESS:
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/68556706/Actress.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/49995677/Actress+FADER167.png

I don't have a vagina, but if I did I would be cramming Sasu Ripatti all up in that shit in hearty gratitude for the musical gifts he has blessed us with.

and I'd pop Parrish and KDJ in there if I could, might need to relax and breathe slowly in order to achieve this, but by god I will try

Actress is totally buff agreed

I had only listened to Actress, never seen him before. I always assumed he was some feeble, white-boy knob twiddler. With a too much time indoors pallid complexion. Well he certainly isn't!

Maybe doesn't belong, but...

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/34397881/Armand+van+Helden++01.jpg
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/15411082b7e5163f1af59eafd14ae469/l.jpg

I love the transition in this thread from "hrmmm, don't know about this" to "wow, Actress is totes buff!"

His eyebrows kinda spoil it for me. I know I'm weird, that I can get turned off an otherwise completely fit bloke by not liking his eyebrows, but I am really funny about eyebrows.

i knew what armand van helden looked like but i didn't know he looked like THAT, if that makes sense. whew

idg this thread title, put in your... what?

lol i have a crush on raresh doing his little dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZedMLKLgKc

I think I have vagina fatigue. Like, there are so many beautiful artists on this thread I can't even contemplate which ones are attractive any more.

So instead I'm going to do self-indulgent gender theory for a minute... but, for real, I keep thinking about the switch in terminology on this thread.

Like, one of the reasons that I've been so hostile towards "would smash" threads is because I really, really hate that phrase. It just sounds so uncomfortable and painful. If you are the possessor of a vagina, then the idea of having it smashed into atoms or whatever is not sexy, it is knee-crossingly painful and awkward. And that is not the best state to enjoy some perving. So the flip in terminology at the start of the thread, yes, it was a jokey reference to an ILX clusterfuck, but I've decided that it's a worthwhile metaphor, and a different way of looking at sexual attraction - that "would smash" just has such violent and painful associations, but "I want to put that person in (the orifice of my choice)" is much more like how we listen to music, the whole idea of music being this lovely thing we put into our ears and into our brains.

Probably won't catch on, unfortunately.

When I can get Spodify working again, I do want to see if I can make a playlist of this thread. I bet it would be awesome. But YouTubes are great in the meanwhile, because Coal's dancing boys are cuet.

Armand has always looked, at bare minumum, 130% gayer than Tiga has ever seemed

Armand Van Helden sort of looks like he came out of a boy band but I can definitely acknowledge some peeps would be attracted to him.

smash is not so different from nail, screw, bang, etc. even fuck; one of its (contested obv) etymological roots is the germanic fuk/fok which means to strike, with words across the germanic family meaning either striking or sex or both

not that that changes the argument.

i...also had no idea armand looked like that. woooow.

i think carl craig is super-attractive

http://danceproject.info/photos/house/Carl%20Craig.jpg

http://kickkicksnare.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Maya_Jane_Coles.jpg

A blast from the past:

Described by Time Magazine as "a cross between Carl Sagan and Madonna", astrophysicist, author and recording artist Fiorella Terenzi has studied opera and composition at Conservatory G. Verdi, Corsi Popolari Serali and taught mathematics and physics at Liceo Scientifico, Milan. In research at the Computer Audio Research Laboratory, University of California, San Diego, she developed techniques to convert radio waves from galaxies into sound - released by Island Records on her acclaimed CD "Music from the Galaxies".

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/fiorella_thumb.jpeg

xp mb oh yeah i forgot there was a brief meme about that. i agree "smash" is unflattering but idk about this as an alternative, makes me imagine someone like, shrinking someone and then letting them crawl around inside their vagina??

A Fantastic Voyage.

in search of roughly cylindrical electronic artists between 6 and 12 inches in length

When Thom Yorke sings "I will shrink myself into your pocket" what on earth else could he mean?

Public schoolboys are ~dirty~

I think Carl Craig is a fine looking dude too but he really does love the turtle neck and shitty leather jacket

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Armand Van Helden sort of looks like he came out of a boy band but I can definitely acknowledge some peeps would be attracted to him.

The body might be boy band, but it's that facial blend of (per Wikipedia) Dutch-Indonesian father/French-Lebanese mother that does it for me.

That, and sexy videos like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRQGm4-A4k

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

My black labrador Dogsby, would have probably got more votes than Pete Kember.

Well. Dear Aphex Twin.

Welcome to my vagina, I suppose.

Again.

i'm so glad benjamin curtis didn't lose to thom yorke!

And yet, some former lust object... turns up out of the blue and says...

8 former lust objects, and I don't think my vagina would fit them all, thank you very much.

Fair enough.

Great thread.

Also, Lindstrom and Todd Terje popped up on my news feed today.

http://distilleryimage0.instagram.com/f2edbc48e17311e19c6622000a1e89ba_7.jpg

Wow, there is just something so crocodilian about Lindstrom's smile.

I must really just be into dudes with slightly scary smiles because I mean, really...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480406_10151085069155489_822618422_n.jpg

Just when I think I am so completely ~over~ dudes and they are utterly uninteresting in every way, this thread pops up again to remind me.

In a similar way to Lex getting annoyed that no one had ~told him~ about the Daphni Remix of Emeralds until years later, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS WAS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS WORLD?

http://soundcloud.com/smalltownsupersound/lindstrom-lovesick-four-tet-remix