Top 100 Songs of the 90s

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please PLZ tell me "moist vagina" is a real nirvana song

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

Michael Bolton - I'm Juiced Up Baby
Del Amitri feat. Pharrel Williams - Some Other Sucka's Parade
Tina Turner - Veteran Pussy
The Reynolds Girls - Do the C-Man
Garbage - I Love You Calum
Bluetones - The Bluetone Wank
Roachford - Arnold Layne
Cliff Richard - Donkey Raping for Jesus
Finley Quaye - Voodoo Lady
Chumbawamba feat. Van Morrison - Calum's Our Kind of Guy

C- Man, Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

50) Elton John & RuPaul - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (And If You Had The Choice - Which Arse Would You Fuck If Someone Was Holding A Gun To Your Head Or Are You More Of A Lily Savage 'Man' Remix)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago) link

I know C-Man isn't one whom we owe a great deal of respect, but for Christ's sake people don't discourage him from starting more "normal" threads!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

49. Northern Uproar- Through My Window (If you came in after a long day's work to find Chesney Hawkes injecting heroin in your lounge whilst attempting to eat your mobile phone, how loudly would you shout at him to get him to stop Remix)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

er, it looked like a serious thread until this

100)Insomniac - Echobelly

err, Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

C-Man is the new Geir Hongro

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

48. Crooksy 'Your Nation'
47. Cull De Sac 'Celestial Heights'
46. The Spaniels 'Delia Marding'
45. Quasimojo 'Closet Monster'
44. Starling 'London Nights'
43. Spandex Heroes 'Clothesline Victory'

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

Curt1s otm with his last two posts tho

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

We're still at 89 - add something sensible and you can play too.

89) All I Want - Susanna Hoffs
88) Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O Connor
87) Maria - Blondie
86) Cannonball - The Breeders
85) Fire in my Heart - SFA

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah you're right stevem, we really should suck Calum's balls with gratitude that he decided to act like a human being for once.

err, Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:34 (twenty years ago) link

84) The Boy with the Arab Strap - Belle and Sebastian
83) The Drugs Don't Work - The Verve
82) You Do - McAlmont and Butler
81) Celebrity Skin - Hole
80) Corpses - Ian Brown

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

If you include all the Suede (up to Filmstar) and Pulp singles then that's my 1 to 30 taken off and you only got a few more. Maybe Insomniac by Echobelly should be in the top 50 though.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

Thank Christ. Now flush this turd down the cistern.
Goodnight.

err, Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Number 1 is The Wild Ones by Suede. Cos it's perfect.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Suede is ok but problematic due to their politics. The song itself is No. 5 at best, objectively speaking. I think Laurent Garnier : Coloured City is a solid choice for No. 1.

Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

Politics?

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Yes. "I'm a socialist who's never paid any taxes."

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

#2 "Lovefool" - The Cardigans

billstevejim, Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:28 (twenty years ago) link

add something sensible and you can play too

THE PAIN

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

the IRONY, more like

Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

CountDown The real 100 worst singles

Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

whatevernumberitisnow: "Harlequin - The Beauty And The Beast (Underworld remix)" - Sven Vath

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

Number 1 is The Wild Ones by Suede. Cos it's perfect.

well except for the totally embarrsing, mood-killing way he whisper-sings "running!with the dogs! tonight!" you mean, right, because that part is just laughably awful

Harry Jones, Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

The Verve - Lucky Man didn't feature on anybody's list?

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 January 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

1. Hole - Doll Parts.

You might pretend not to think so, but I know you do.

Alex in LA, Sunday, 11 January 2004 11:10 (twenty years ago) link

he decided to act like a human being for once

"for once". Mods, delete ILM, please, because THESE FUCKING IDIOTS STILL, STILL CAN'T BE CIVIL TO SOMEONE WHO HASN'T TROLLED IN GOING ON A SOLID FUCKING MONTH! I would address each one of you individually, but what's the point? What could possibly be more innocuous and in the spirit of ILM than starting a "top 100 best of..." list? How does this qualify one to be "the new Geir Hongro"? Are you honestly going to tell me that now you hate this person solely because he has bad music taste? I mean, FUCK!

Dan I., Sunday, 11 January 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

why delete ILM? if you don't like it, don't read it ;)

and if you think it's been a month you must be blind

if Geir had started this thread a few months back he would've got some stick too i think. i like the fact that you said '...hate this person solely because he has bad music taste' as if the latter was a given tho

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 11 January 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

A SOLID FUCKING MONTH!

Oh, a *whole* month, yes that clearly forgives him of everything (and as Stevem notes, it's hardly been a month).

why delete ILM? if you don't like it, don't read it ;)

Indeed, Dan I.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 January 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link


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