Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Stones - "Look, I'm willing to share my cloud with you but we need a rota or something"

The Beatles - 'Yellow Pedalo'

Nirvana - In Vitro
Serve the Sandwiches
Lemon-Scented Apprentice
Hat-Shaped Box
"Friend" Me
France's Farmers Will Have Their Revenge on Cicadas
Intellectually Incurious
Ape Within Reason
Skim Milk It
A Cup of Tea, a Free Sonogram and a Pamphlet About Adoption
Give the Gift of Music
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything
My Bad

Bruce Springsteen - 10th Avenue Chill Out
The Smiths – Concern
Swans - Dating a Slave
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach For My Remote Control
The Specials - Just the Right Amount, at Just the Right Age

agent orange - i kill spiders

Death

Psoriasis
Born Ahead
Forgotten Bus Pass
Left to Right
Pull a Hug
Open Cask of Ale
Primitive Vase
Joke on It

Radiohead - Cardiff Police

Cannibal Corpse - Splinters Removed from a Virgin's Hand

Cannibal Corpse - Nibbled By Squirrels

julian cope - eugene shut your mouth

Peter Gabriel - "Spank the Monkey"

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:11 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

going back thru this thread and there are like 5 awful ones for every good one—kind of want to assemble my own list of all the best so that whenever I'm in a bad mood I can giggle at stuff like

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, May 30, 2009 4:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, not trying to toot my own horn but gotDAMN I am one funny dude

Pavement - "Trim Your Bangs"

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love - A House is Not a Motel, But You Knew That

Stevie Nicks - Stop Dragging My Yorkie Around

Beach Boys - Pleasant Feelings

Public Image Limited - Pigeon

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Cock

R.E.M. - Zero Chinese Brothers

lol @ that last one

Nazi Punks Please Leave - Dead Kennedys

― ImprovSpirit, Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this

Kraftwerk - Straße

ha that's so bad.

The Rolling Stones, 'Lets Spend Some Time Together' (at the request of Ed Sullivan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h4E9X4mfWM

In honor of the Elvis Costello poll:

Oliver's Neighborhood Watch
Man Out Of Lime
(Alright I Don't Mind If We Go To) Chelsea
Lipstick Cosmo
Osaka Rain Advisory

The Minutemen - This Ain't No Potluck

R.E.M. - Let Sleeping McCarthys Lie

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

Patti Smith - Horsies

Young Lady I Would Much Prefer it if You Were Not to Leave - KWS

Turn Down for My Parents

Patti Smith - Dancing with Comfortable Shoes

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

A-plus

"Oh Bondage No Thanks!"

Mrs. Jones and I

Stevie Wonder: You Have Done Something

Jerry Garcia: Sweet n Loweey

Elvis Costello: You and I Are in a Mutually Respectful Relationship from Which We Each Glean Emotional, Physical, and Perhaps Even Social Benefit

The Sonnet of Dwight Sou-vide

would've gone for "the ballad of french fry" myself

kansas - carry on my wayward audience member

Rush. - Aunt Polly

Abba – Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Snack After Midnight)
Abba – Does Your Mother Know How Lucky She Is to Have a Wonderful Daughter Like You
Abba – Watercloset
Aerosmith – Skip This Way
Alanis Morissette – Iconic
Aretha Franklin – Until You Come Back to Me (We’ll Skype)
The Beach Boys – ‘Til I Diet
The Beatles – Resolution
Beck – Today Has Been a Fun-Packed Day
The Bee Gees – Annie (Be Tender with My Love)
Bob Dylan – Lie Lady Lie
Body Count – Cop Kisser
Brian Eno – Some of Them Are Old, But Spry
Buzzcocks – Hollow Inside (The Chocolate Bunny Song)

Ludacris - "Scuse, Ma'am"

Motörhead - three of clubs

(This has to have been done before)

Motörhead -we are the the welcome wagon

John Fogerty-Designated Hitter

you might occasionally be forced to walk alone

The Miracle Whip (of Joey Fatone)

Arcade Fire - My Body Is Okay

meatloaf - two out of three is a d minus