Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Radiohead - Cardiff Police

Cannibal Corpse - Splinters Removed from a Virgin's Hand

Cannibal Corpse - Nibbled By Squirrels

julian cope - eugene shut your mouth

Peter Gabriel - "Spank the Monkey"

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:11 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

going back thru this thread and there are like 5 awful ones for every good one—kind of want to assemble my own list of all the best so that whenever I'm in a bad mood I can giggle at stuff like

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, May 30, 2009 4:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, not trying to toot my own horn but gotDAMN I am one funny dude

Pavement - "Trim Your Bangs"

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love - A House is Not a Motel, But You Knew That

Stevie Nicks - Stop Dragging My Yorkie Around

Beach Boys - Pleasant Feelings

Public Image Limited - Pigeon

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Cock

R.E.M. - Zero Chinese Brothers

lol @ that last one

Nazi Punks Please Leave - Dead Kennedys

― ImprovSpirit, Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this

Kraftwerk - Straße

ha that's so bad.

The Rolling Stones, 'Lets Spend Some Time Together' (at the request of Ed Sullivan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h4E9X4mfWM

In honor of the Elvis Costello poll:

Oliver's Neighborhood Watch
Man Out Of Lime
(Alright I Don't Mind If We Go To) Chelsea
Lipstick Cosmo
Osaka Rain Advisory

The Minutemen - This Ain't No Potluck

R.E.M. - Let Sleeping McCarthys Lie

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

Patti Smith - Horsies

Young Lady I Would Much Prefer it if You Were Not to Leave - KWS

Turn Down for My Parents

Patti Smith - Dancing with Comfortable Shoes

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

A-plus

"Oh Bondage No Thanks!"

Mrs. Jones and I

Stevie Wonder: You Have Done Something

Jerry Garcia: Sweet n Loweey

Elvis Costello: You and I Are in a Mutually Respectful Relationship from Which We Each Glean Emotional, Physical, and Perhaps Even Social Benefit

The Sonnet of Dwight Sou-vide

would've gone for "the ballad of french fry" myself

kansas - carry on my wayward audience member

Rush. - Aunt Polly

Abba – Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Snack After Midnight)
Abba – Does Your Mother Know How Lucky She Is to Have a Wonderful Daughter Like You
Abba – Watercloset
Aerosmith – Skip This Way
Alanis Morissette – Iconic
Aretha Franklin – Until You Come Back to Me (We’ll Skype)
The Beach Boys – ‘Til I Diet
The Beatles – Resolution
Beck – Today Has Been a Fun-Packed Day
The Bee Gees – Annie (Be Tender with My Love)
Bob Dylan – Lie Lady Lie
Body Count – Cop Kisser
Brian Eno – Some of Them Are Old, But Spry
Buzzcocks – Hollow Inside (The Chocolate Bunny Song)

Ludacris - "Scuse, Ma'am"

Motörhead - three of clubs

(This has to have been done before)

Motörhead -we are the the welcome wagon

John Fogerty-Designated Hitter

you might occasionally be forced to walk alone

The Miracle Whip (of Joey Fatone)

Arcade Fire - My Body Is Okay

meatloaf - two out of three is a d minus

joy division - bears will tear us apart

dammit someone already did that one

everytime this thread gets revived I find something new to love; this time out I hafta go with

The Crystals - He Verbally Admonished Me, and It Felt Like Kudos

― Julio Afrokeluchie, Saturday, 30 May 2009 05:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

also, for delightful twee-ness:

Belle & Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Sleepy

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, May 30, 2009 4:11 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Clash - The Bricks of Gunston

http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-4678122-1384023887-2399.jpeg

Cool Night in Belgrade - Lewis