If Marty McFly went back in time thirty years ago today, what song does he play at the dance to blow everyone's mind?

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I haven't read the whole thread so sorry if it's been written already.
great thread idea but I don't agree exactly with the initial description : in "Back to the future", he plays a song that's just about to be released and be a huge innovative hit that will influence many but not necessarily change everything (since Elvis had already released "Hound Dog", for instance).
So 30 years ago, in 82, it would be a song soon to be a huge innovative and influential hit.
I'd say "billie jean" !
(I could a guy calling MJ from McFly's gig saying : "Michael you gotta to come right now and listen to this" while McFly does the moonwalk for the first time !)

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

i think you have the principle right, but wouldn't it have to be some sorta hip hop like sugar hill gang

McFly does the moonwalk for the first time

on tony basil thread i learned talking heads vid for crosseyed and painless has extended moon walk at 3:34. nobody lost their mind until michael i guess. though.

you all a buncha takers (say the sad bells of romney) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, a hip hop hit would be also a good answer but "rapper's delight" was like 1979 so it was already old news in 82... maybe RUN DMC's "walk this way" for the hiphop/rock mix. but it wasn't released until 85...
so, to stay with MJ and the funk/rock mix, maybe "beat it" ?

about the moonwalk, yeah, I guess it existed before MJ's motown thing...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha both of the ppl who saw crosseyed and painless vid in 1980 or 81 thought it was pretty rad im sure, i think one was michael.

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Or Grandmaster flash's "the message" in 82.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

Wikipedia say the dance routine later named "Moonwalk" is decades old, and it was already called Moonwalk in a 1969 children's show.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

did toni basil choreograph that too

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it existed prior to MJ's motown performance, of course, but really, who knew or cared before that !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Jeffrey thingybob of Shalamar did it on TOTP a couple of years previous to MJ's Motown thing.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

It was a tap dance routine, and tap dancing was pretty popular, so I'm sure people cared. By the time MJ revived it it probably wasn't used much by dancers anymore, though.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

baseball players been wearing one glove since like end of 19th century, but michael does it and BOOM

we fed him, now he's an 8 million pound troll all over our board (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

And golfers, golfers too.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

um james brown was doing the moonwalk from the beginning of his career,very nearly.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

Jackson took most of his dance inspiration from Brown.

Whereas Jackson Browne was never a dancer...

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

ahah. yeah, MJ "stole" many dance moves from all over the place, of course (Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, street dance, etc) but the fact that if you show someone doing the moonwalk to 100 persons and ask them who invented it, I'm pretty sure you'll be close to 100% answers for MJ ! (except if you ask 100 dance experts !)

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, back to the thread, if McFly covered "Beat it" or "Billie Jean" and made the moonwalk, I guess it would blow 82s people's mind !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Basically, he needs to do "Beat It," having them (ironically) totally on board through the Eddie Van Halen guitar theatrics... then lose everybody by trying to take it into a chopped-and-screwed Skrillex treatment of same. "Your kids are gonna love it."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

So, there was a remake project of the film and it was scrapped ?
in the current state of the hollywood film industry it just seems insane that this movie hasn't been remade yet !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully some properties are too iconic even for Hollywood execs to tamper with... I mean it would only be step or two down from remaking Star Wars.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

By the way, I think Blue Monday is the best answer on this thread so far.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

I suppose there are a lot of kids out there who have never seen this film. Maybe instead of a remake they should remaster it. in 3D !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

One of my housemate's twelve year-old students recommended BTTF to him the other day.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

this thread makes me want to watch this again !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

more mj dancing inspiration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUlEBhGgEe0

wk, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

Not sure how we missed doing this one last year, but, whatever: it's 1986, a full decade after this thread first went back in time and found Marty easing the audience in with some good-time hip-hop, then losing them completely with an aggressive turn into crunk stylings. What now?

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:02 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUPc9zVfyo
(Phuture - Acid Trax)

Made only a year later, but would totally blow the minds of 1986 suburban teenagers.

Tuomas, Friday, 22 July 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

And then he would alienate them by seguing into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MoFEomFmLU
(Squarepusher - Acid Tape Track)

Tuomas, Friday, 22 July 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link

What a perfect thread

I vote Pump Up The Volume or It Takes Two for 86 - the audience will be familiar with some elements but also blown away

No twists though, guess he should segue into something even wilder

niels, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

Blue Monday maybe?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

coldplay

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

"two phones"

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

If it's 86, it's gotta be something with a sampler, right? Like he builds a track in front of an audience of confused teenagers, but with each element he adds, the kids are more and more into it, eventually going totally nuts at a certain point. It takes two is probably a good choice.

intheblanks, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For," segueing into idk "Pompeii" or something

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

ya

the obvious answer is he takes out his macbook pro and goes aphex twin on them with a synchronized light show

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

2 Live Crew "We Want Some Pussy"

esempiu (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

"you made me realise"

just the "holocaust" section

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

i change my answer

if johnny b good was a hit the song we choose must also be a hit

so i'm going to say he performs a miley cyrus track and starts twerking in a bikini

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

sorry michael

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

Remember: the song he starts with is soon to be a hit, symbolizing a revolutionary new sound, in the period he's visiting. What he transitions into is hip with his generation and totally offensive and inaccessible to his old-timey audience.

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Starts with Push it by Salt N Pepa and transitions into I've Seen Footage by Death Grips? Or are those too similar?

MarkoP, Friday, 22 July 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

there's nothing he can do with a fucking guitar, that's for damn sure. i suggest he introduce his good friend hatsune miku.

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

i would modify that and say biff is on stage and forces him to dance and sing push it

kind of like how he makes him dance in part 3 by shooting his feet and marty starts to moonwalk

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 22 July 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

beastie boys - fight for your right

dc, Friday, 22 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

"Then tell me futureboy - who's the President of the United States in 2017?"

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:20 (seven years ago) link

well, looking at the biggest hits from 1987 et 1988, I don't see anything that he could play to them shortly before it hits that would be a shock...
but "Pump up the volume" seems a good answer. Or maybe some new jack swing ?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link

or "Straight outta compton" released in 88.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:57 (seven years ago) link

Voodoo Ray? A bit late maybe, having been released in 89.

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:57 (seven years ago) link

Though recorded June 88.

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:58 (seven years ago) link


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