HIPSTER (the pit of vipers)

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I think I have inadvertantly hit on a solution: like tasteful mainstream popular music from other cultures. Most English speaking music hipsters know surprisingly little about mainstream pop/popular music from Greece, Arab countries, or large segments of Latin America. People might not think you are cool, but they will at least leave you alone, because they have no idea who you're talking about.

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The older I get, the more I think that searching for completely pure motivation in yourself or in anyone else is a waste of time and energy.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

Although I have said similar things myself about ILM or some of its posters at one point or another. I was just recently complaining about the way liking Outkast (more than most other hip-hop) gets framed by certain people. But at the moment, I am finding I don't care about it.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

'But know the chances you’re taking, white boy. You’re risking charges of tokenism on the one hand, or a bohemian soulboy fetish on the other. Subtle, veiled. Such things aren’t said aloud. But they will be thought.'

How can people go on knowing that people are probably thinking things about them

Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

i have already deleted my Lil Jon mp3s out of guilt

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

(You do have to watch out for a few rocolos who might show up and mock you for saying good things about Marc Anthony. ;)

But since he's not one of my most favorite salsa singers, it doesn't mean too much.)

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

last time around

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

Heh, Rockist -- I thought of you, too, when s/he said "Greece."

Here's my thought on the post: Undeniably, people gravitate toward certain kinds of music for reasons that aren't exclusively aesthetic. But does anyone really champion something that they don't genuinely like on some level? I mean, yeah, when I first started reading ILM, I was attracted to the social contrarianism (at least within my peer group) of listening to pop music. But as a listener, it also felt incredibly refreshing: I realized I loved all the cool sounds, the beats, the catchy melodies. And why not? Before I was 14, all I listened to was Top 40 and hip-hop radio; this kind of music has always been in my blood somehow.

And maybe some people do get into a genre of music because it seems like the "cool" thing to do, but once they really explore it, they'll find the specific artists that speak to them aesthetically and then it just turns into simple enjoyment. In the end, if I like both Justin Timberlake and Tortoise, it's not because they increase my hipster cred (even if I initially thought they were "cool") -- it's because they're both melodic and jazzy (in other words, essential aesthetic qualities that have always spoken to me).

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

what are 'hipster' books?

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

that was just a little plug for the super-hip I Love Books!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

(Oh, and if I like Timberlake more than I like Lil' Jon, it's not because I'm afraid of being accused of having a "bohemian soulboy fetish," it's because JT has better tunes.)

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

Jay-Z and the Eastside Boyz

I wish!

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

so this person is so heartfelt and anti-putting on masks that they posted their screed anonymously. brilliant!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

Well you don't want to raise the ire of the Williamsburg mafia.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

because when you're secure in yourself and/or your opinions their opinions MEAN SO MUCH

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

watch out: they'll put your eye out with their hair

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

(WORST JOKE I'VE EVER MADE)

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh hey, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux

(Thanks to Kish Kash these lyrics can be relevant again.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

oh, you've made worse jokes than that, Fiddo.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

i was waiting for that.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

(not that I can name any offhand)

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

you were waiting for that OH I AM WOUNDED YOU UBER-HIPSTER VIPER-PIT-DWELLER YOU

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

Girls girls, you're both pretty!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

b-b-b-but now i have to retreat deeper in the murky swamps of obscurantism! bastard!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

(at least we finally know what the official hipster car is now)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago) link

"I want to get away! I want to driiiive away! Yeeeeah yeeeah yeeeah!" < /Lenny Kravitz>

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

20 years ago it was a Bitchin' Camaro

nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

obscurantist!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

life is a highway.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

Don't touch my car alarm. You break into my car, you will hear "Viper On."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

[kazoo sound]
"Well God said to Abraham kill me a son...."

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

The way we derail threads affirms my love of life.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

What really is the hipster car?
Surely not just any old euro.

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

god said to noah we're gonna build and arky arky

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

The hipster car of choice would surely be a station wagon. With fake wood paneling.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

those are so deck.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

you know it sadly took me 15 minutes to get nate's joke up there.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago) link

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

I was attracted to the social contrarianism (at least within my peer group) of listening to pop music. But as a listener, it also felt incredibly refreshing: I realized I loved all the cool sounds, the beats, the catchy melodies. And why not?


I see how all of these aspects of top 40 pop are attractive, but doesn't the music for which which cool sounds/beats/melodies is the icing on the cake have a special appeal? Doesn't it set itself above the overproduced stuff you hear on pop radio?

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

The point of that post was to ask: does that viewpoint (of mine) qualify me as a hipster?

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sorry; I still don't understand your question.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

But I like icing an awful lot.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago) link

Cake is better. Pal.

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, to use your metaphor, I'm not sure what cake is, if not "cool sounds/beats/melodies" -- I mean, what else is there?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago) link

Well I didn't mean it like that. But in the original metaphor, cake is good songwriting, meaningful lyrics, musical uniqueness, poignancy, etc.

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

they had that one good song about the race car. i don't know if it was a hipster race car though.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago) link

"he's all alone/in a Saab CD"?

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

Oh man I need you guys to be responsible friends so if you catch me using a food metaphor to describe music in 2004 just kill me with a vegematic.

Darrens8====D (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

And you know, if you do that for me, 'everything else is just a bonus'.

Darrens8====D (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

what is a vegematic? (sorry)

adam michel (adam michel), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

hating on things is way more fun than talking about how much you like things, cuz when you like something you're just being earnest and there's nothing funny about saying "hey man, this is a great record!" it's much funnier to talk about things that you don't like.

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

like, i don't like the kinks outside of a few songs. they're no troggs, that's for sure.

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

the first time i heard gymnopedie was indeed at the end of my dinner w andre

good men like my father, or president truman (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

I also do not like the kinks outside of their big hits. I find Village Green unlistenable.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

Also, no good music has ever come from the continent of Africa -- all these afro-punk-funk-rock compilers are kidding themselves.*

*j/k

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

contrarianism /= hipsterism. the satie diss scans hipsterish because of the pretense of worldliness and expertise that it assumes in order to more effectively sneer at arrivistes who heard of satie through a movie or some such. the contemptuous sarcasm of "i hope they play gymnopédie no 1 at your funeral". it's an attack not on the music, but on a certain type of listener.

Chain and the Gang track is so great. love that whole album. Ian is funny!

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

contrarianism /= hipsterism. the satie diss scans hipsterish because of the pretense of worldliness and expertise

True, but he also writes 'I still claim he invented Muzak,' which reads like an attack on the music.

America's Mobile, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't know about Chain and the Gang until now. Got inspired to revisit Make-Up and NOU as a result.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

i think the attack on the music is where the hipsterism falls down, cuz that's a pretty tired thing to say about satie. ian is making a good go of it, but it still seems a bit challopy rather than the (illusion of) sincere takedown demanded.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

so is "the pit of vipers" hipsters or ilx?

sarahell, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

accusing someone of contrarianism = "instead of accepting your statement and arguing against it I'm just going to pretend you don't even believe it yourself which is pretty much just an asshole move that will make the argument last longer and get progressively more meaningless"

― some dude, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:15 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quoted for truth

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link


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