CHRIS BROWN

Jesus fucking Christ Sean Penn forcing Madonna to blow him before he'll let her leave the house. Kill yourself Sean Penn

XPpost: ' i have suspicions that for some people it's pretty self-serving (favstar bot congratulates you on your 250 star tweet etc)'

To me, that sounds like absolute craziness...though I did have a splitsecond plan to start an account that somehow niggled CB to the point that he threatened to kill me over Twitter and got arrested or something. Alas my chance has gone.

I was reading a little about the shit phil spector did to ronnie over the weekend, pretty fucking evil man

can we take a moment to bask in the unintentional comedy inherent in niggling Chris Brown

To me, that sounds like absolute craziness

obv i don't know of anyone's direct intentions so maybe it's specious on my part but at the very least there are comedians for whom zinging celebrities on twitter is one of the main ways of boosting their personal brand. one major example of this is rob delaney and another just so happens to be jenny johnson, who links to her own favstar account in her twitter profile which shows a number of tweets directed at kim kardashian (and chris brown!) that all have multiple thousands of retweets and favorites. now, i'm sure jenny johnson's anger towards chris brown is very real but it no doubt helps her career for her to play this role. (for instance, she can pitch articles to grantland http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/39222/an-open-letter-to-kim-kardashian-and-chris-brown)

sidebar but jenny johnson's hounding of kim kardashian based solely because she had the gall to make a sex tape is pretty gross!

while im not really on board w/ j0's overall argument here i think he does raise an interesting point re: the self-serving righteousness industry that is brought up in an interesting way here (nb i haven't thought through my own feelings on it yet but it was interesting reading)

http://willystaley.tumblr.com/post/36574794140/only-the-internet-could-compel-me-to-feel-sorta-bad-for

Cheers for the link Jordan, realized I was being a bit flippant there.

'self-serving righteousness industry' is kind of a good descriptor of ilx tbrr

you take that back, my righteousness serves everybody

the soothing balm it provides me is an unintended side-effect

'self-serving righteousness industry' is kind of a good descriptor of ilx tbrr

― 乒乓, Monday, November 26, 2012 12:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait im supposed to be paid for this??

sidebar but jenny johnson's hounding of kim kardashian based solely because she had the gall to make a sex tape is pretty gross!

― J0rdan S., Monday, November 26, 2012 1:55 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no she is completely above reproach because chris brown

https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/272150337773793281

another "what in the FUCK at that Madonna / Penn story" over here

everyone in the world is an asshole, let's move on

goon squad going full tucker carlson on jenny johnson - you'll find something guys! show her who's boss!

come on now

forks gets it

tbrr she could be tweeting the word "nigger" 24/7 and I would still say that she is 100% correct in the case of Chris Brown

Whiney you could find out that she's in the KKK and it wouldn't change the fact that you staked your claim on the racism of correcting someone's spelling

wonder if anyone can find whiney going ott on twitter attacking any female or black artists for something as innocuous as releasing an album in a genre he doesn't like.

generally speaking i'm actually cool with being compared to tucker carlson if it means i'm not defending someone who has a "pro account" on favstar.fm

I heard jenny johnson was actually born in kenya - has anyone seen her birth certificate???

why do you always immediately jump to getting personal with me, balls?

a question asked by many a man

well, it was a step up from posting "Why are you always on my dick, balls?" hahaha

misogynist, buffoon, webzine editor, troll, someone who's given up all semblance of being a contributing member of humanity to be a professional 'internet personality' (and in yr off hours as well), flagbearer for dead genres and renowned domestic abusers - take yr pick!

also noting you have around 8 twitter profiles devoted to letting the girl from cults know she's nothing more than a "dumb bitch" in yr eyes hardly seems personal, sure there's more to you than that right

congrats on your 100-star tweet

https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/273134866596495361

thank you, anonymous internet hardman, but I think I've pretty much said "Fuck Chris Brown" like 300 times in this thread and many others.

and i've never tweeted the words "dumb bitch" to anyone?

plus, yknow on a more personal tip, once upon a time there were actually fun hip-hop threads on ilx whereas now there's circle jerks and pun sessions between the usual gang of wannabe freelance tucker carlsons

whiney you complaining about "anonymous internet hardman" is a bit much don't you think, this shit's basically on yr business cards (or at least the bio section for two of yr twitter profiles).

I had no idea rob delaney is balls

also noting you have around 8 twitter profiles devoted to letting the girl from cults know she's nothing more than a "dumb bitch" in yr eyes hardly seems personal, sure there's more to you than that right

I literally have no idea what this refers to and you're probably thinking of someone else?

The only twitter profiles I have is my regular one and the one for my comedy tumblr, I have no idea where you're getting all this?

the chris brown disease taking over this thread. don't let it happen ppl.

rip WhineyArea51

also what kind of man keeps coming back to a site he's been banned from multiple (and not like two or three) times and during the interim sets up twitter accounts to whine about it? what type of man revels in this and shrouds himself in it as his professional persona, like one of the freaks howard stern brings on his show? apparently the same kind of man who thinks it's worse for a woman to correct a man's spelling than it is for a man to beat the living shit out of a woman and will attack anyone who doesn't think the same. tbf it's better than having tucker carlson as a role model.

apparently the same kind of man who thinks it's worse for a woman to correct a man's spelling than it is for a man to beat the living shit out of a woman and will attack anyone who doesn't think the same.

yeah this is exactly what i was saying, come on, man

wait are you being pedantic now whiney? surely not that!

Dude, I've said fuck Chris Brown 7,000,000,000 times. I figured it went without saying.

maybe christ brown suffers from dyslexia

Christ Brown!

that is truly a terrifying thought

the fuck guys.
time out.

Still they got him like jesus

hahahah what

... great ... tempban ...

...

is this forks testing balls on his own theory that people shouldn't return to ilx after having been banned multiple times