A Thread for Hilarious RONG Things my Sociology of Pop Music Prof Says

oh god that's how i read it

okay hoos, wow. you are a more driven person than me.

i got a d in chaucer.

please tell me this was pronounced OFFense

LOL! I so didn't see that other "offense" in there. That's hilarious!

Hoos, you're scaring me. You're taking six (6!!) courses in one semester? And they're all one after another (which almost NEVER happens)? And you're surrounded by cavemen? And school is 75 minutes away by bus?

Are you SURE you're not using this thread to feel out if you have a skill for comedy writing?

okay hoos, wow. you are a more driven person than me.

-- elan, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 3:44 AM

Appreciate the sentiment, but this is more out of necessity than *unstoppable resolve* or anything. This is my last semester, and if I graduate by May then about half my loans get forgiven. If working my ass off for 6 months means I'm $6,000 less in debt, I'm all for it.

actually prob more like $12,000

Oye Hoos, mira buey, lo siento si te ofendi o si estas aguitado, pero esas mierdas que, segun tu, dijo tu profesor(a), no te las crei, buey. Me parecian mentiritas, buey. Pero si insistes que son de verdad, pues, quien soy yo para contraditar. Bueno, lo siento, eh? No estaba tratando de ser culero.

It hears Hoos, sight ox, I feel him if you ofendi or if these aguitado, but those crap that, segun your, your professor said (to), you not the crei, ox. Me parecian mentiritas, ox. But if you insist that they are truly, therefore, who I am I for contraditar. Good, I feel it, eh? Was not trying to be lazy.

Lolpez, tambien lo siento si te ofendi, es que tenemos un troll que se llama "Nude Spock" que dice cosas como eso. Nomas era un chisme, homes, crei que sabia (como una persona con nombre nuevo o como quieres). Somos buenos?

Claro, carnal. Pero te lo juro que no soy troll. Que te la pasas buena.

lol

this might be kind of....true in a way?

"The Stooges really revived punk rock after the Rolling Stones invented it in the 60s."

Eh. Assuming the Stones did invent punk rock (!), the statement implies that there was a moment in the 1960s when punk rock (!!) died and was thus ripe for revival. Nuggets and Pebbles dispel that theory.

Garage comps like Nuggets and Pebbles leave off where the Stooges picked up. The garage movement was fading in '68 and just about gone by the time the Stooges showed up.

Did I call your mom a slag or something? If I did, I'm sorry.

votes have been cast, no new thread.

"Industrial music was invented by Ska fans who were fed up with the strictures of Detroit Techno. The Aphex Twins were first in this revolution."

Hoos that isn't real.

No one's ever said that.

shhhh

Oh right yeah soz.

Brokencyde fused Death Metal and the sort of dance-techno thing pioneered by Madonna to invent Chrunk (or Christian Funk) Rap.

This was a really wonderful thread.

Billy Joel was a major influence but it was Dizzie Gillespie who really got the Christian Metalcore ball rolling.

There, I said it.

lmao @ the spanish interlude upthread

Lolpez, tambien lo siento si te ofendi, es que tenemos un troll que se llama "Nude Spock" que dice cosas como eso. Nomas era un chisme, homes, crei que sabia (como una persona con nombre nuevo o como quieres). Somos buenos?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 5:07 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

lmao

back when Paul Bostaph had quit Slayer and before Lombardo rejoined, there were many rumors of who was going to take Paul's place behind the kit. There was this message board where there was speculation of several drummers, including the guy from Absu.

So someone posted there Slayer was looking at a Black Metal drummer to take over. The next reader replied by saying "Hell no, I don't want no n***** in the band!". Apparently he thought the guy meant a Black metal drummer....so in one sentence managed to destroy his metal credibility, and prove himself to be an ignorant racist...then wondered why he got picked on later in the thread.

"Tupac really was a big softie, his record company made him do all that thug stuff. Read interviews with the rappers, they'll tell you that the execs will turn them away if their lyrics aren't violent or misogynistic enough!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, November 29, 2007 1:28 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lolpez, tambien lo siento si te ofendi, es que tenemos un troll que se llama "Nude Spock" que dice cosas como eso. Nomas era un chisme, homes, crei que sabia (como una persona con nombre nuevo o como quieres). Somos buenos?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 5:07 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark