nice job on the thread title btw
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
"been workin' at a my deck store"
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
DICK obv
this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
flagged that post
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
"ironic dick" has an admirable purity
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
Holy fucking awesome fuck
― facile cliff (jjjusten), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars
― crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
not really but I wanted to
album of the year
― 138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
no joke this is the music of my dreams
baker dick is incredible
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
Okay now I officially love these dudes.
fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago) link
"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"
there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
they really put a lot of effort in to that one
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
okay yes to this
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
I really could vote for any of these.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
omg baker dick
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
ah this is hilare
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Two Dicks" by a mile
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Thursday, 10 January 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all
― facile cliff (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song
still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
what even is this thing?
― the drawl of the mc's could be farts (NickB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
it's something WONDERFUL
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
this pole is hard
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARERMY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACEI CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRRORWANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
rofl
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
hero
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
*applause*
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
I hurt my dick todayTo see if I still feelI focus on my dickThe only dick that's real
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (nine months ago) link
It comes down to thisYour dickYour dickAnd the dickIt gets under my dickWithinTake inThe extent of my dick
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (nine months ago) link
I did it all for my dick(Come on) my dick(Come on) so you can take that cookieAnd stick it up my dickStick it up my dickStick it up my dick
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (nine months ago) link
1, 2, 3, and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (nine months ago) link
Black hole dickWon't you comeAnd wash away the rainBlack hole dickWon't you comeWon't you come
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (nine months ago) link
also lol neando for that last one
i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh
i have some bad news for y'all
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link
Fingertips on my dick as I dipGotta get a tight grip, don't slip, loose dicks sink ships
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:15 (nine months ago) link
My dick is an awesome dickIt reigns from Heaven aboveWith wisdom power and loveMy dick is an awesome dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:21 (nine months ago) link
What's with these homies dissin' my dick?Why do they gotta front?What did my dick do to these guysThat made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, and my dick is yoursWoo-hoo, and my dick is mineWoo-hoo, my dick is for all time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dickOh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler MooreI don't care what they say about my dick anywayI don't care 'bout that
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (nine months ago) link
My sweet dick (hallelujah)Hm, my dick (hallelujah)My, my, my dick (hallelujah)I really want to dick you (hallelujah)Really want to dick with you (hallelujah)Really want to show you my dick(AhhhAhhhh)But it won't take long, my dick (hallelujah)Hm, hm (hallelujah)
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:12 (nine months ago) link
hare my dickmy dick krishna
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:25 (nine months ago) link
My long and winding dickThat leads to your door
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:48 (nine months ago) link
My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dickThey slither wildly as they slip away across the universePools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mindPossessing and caressing my dickJai guru my, dickNothing's gonna change my dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:52 (nine months ago) link
You're asking me will my dick growI don't know, I don't knowYou stick around, now it may show
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:33 (nine months ago) link
He blew my dick out in a carHe didn't notice that the lights had changedA crowd of people stood and staredThey'd seen my dick before
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:36 (nine months ago) link
It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:40 (nine months ago) link
I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased my dickBut you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?It goes like this: my dick, my dickThe minor dick and the major dickThe baffled king composing DickallujahDickallujahDickallujah
― my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:41 (nine months ago) link
You know my dick my dickIs on my listOf the best things in life
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:28 (nine months ago) link
And you could have my dickMy empire of dick.My dick will let you down. My dick will make you hurt.If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:38 (nine months ago) link
Come on skinny dick, what happened here?Suckle on my dick in light brassiereMy, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dickMy dick load is full, so slow on the split
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:44 (nine months ago) link
the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (nine months ago) link
really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
dog latin otm
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (nine months ago) link
Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (nine months ago) link
But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (nine months ago) link
even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (nine months ago) link
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (nine months ago) link
I put my hand upon my dickWhen I dick you dick we dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (nine months ago) link
_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (nine months ago) link
I'd like to teach my dick to sing
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (nine months ago) link
It's a beautiful dickSky falls, you feel my dickIt's a beautiful dickDon't let it get away
Touch meTake my dick to that other placeTeach my dickI know my dick's not a hopeless case
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link
Which is better?Happy birthday my dickOrHappy my dick to youOr My Dick Birthday to youOrHappy Birth My Dick youOrMy dick My dick to youOr?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (eight months ago) link
happy dick day to you
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link
It was all a dreamI used to read My Dick magazine
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-haYou never thought my dick would take it this far
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (eight months ago) link
Happy birthday my dick
Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (eight months ago) link
My dick My dick to you
Obvious winner here.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:00 (eight months ago) link
dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (eight months ago) link
Cecilia, you're breaking my dick
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:46 (eight months ago) link
Happy my dick day, table!
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:50 (eight months ago) link
I've got so much dickThe bees envy meI've got a sweeter dickThan my dick in the treesWell, I guess you'd sayWhat can make my dick this wayMy dick, my dick, my dickTalkin' 'bout my dickMy dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:50 (eight months ago) link