I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://f0.bcbits.com/z/27/25/2725461338-1.jpg
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
If you want to contact My Dick for any reason, please click right here.
Thanks again for your support, My Dick
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
(Boner Track)
― BISH HOOS aka the teendrimer (Craig D.), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
just for fun my dick says....get a job
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
said someone's gotta take care of my dickso I quit school that's what I did
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
this is amazing
― Z S, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
I really appreciate that he synth-drummed the cymbal crash triplets on the baker dick - it's the subtleties
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
It's dick o clock on a my dick dayregular dicks shufflin' in
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:09 PM
this really gets to the root of what makes these so fun... so much of "What's Up, My Dick" is just "dick my dick my" that when he finally sings "Oh my GOD MY dick", it is funny to the bone.
kinda reminds me of the Culturcide album from the 80's, but those lyrics were way more pointed.
underrated so far: "Harden My Dick".
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link
He also makes a big point of saying ”barley” in fields of dick, which really cracked me up for some reason
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
Was avoiding thread at work but omg this has just made my dick.
― heartless restaurant reviewer (ledge), Saturday, 12 January 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
I don't want to find this so funny but I've listened to Piano Dick three times in a row and "my dick's at the bar they put bread in my dick and say dick what are you doing here" makes me howl with laughter every time.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
I've changed my mind. Clearly Dancing in my Dick is the best thing that's ever happened ever.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
I just listened to it 4 times.
._.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
Heyyyyyy, my dick!
More Than My Dick is the way this should be performed ongoing
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
surely one of those scientists or doctors could have been left off the macarthur fellows list this year to make room for my dick
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK
― go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
I've had very little sleep today and this is literally the funniest thing in the world to me right now.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
"i'm so tired and bored of my dick"
you and me both brother
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
"At Frank's Arms are open, At Frank's Arms are soft, At Frank's Arms are warm and welcoming."
The way he sings "soft" kills me.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
yes I wanted to mention the amazing parodies in the awards ceremony, every single one of those just kills me. I was singing "Hanging with Chico on the flipside" or whatever it is yesterday.
shawnie d, shawnie dI'm the same shawn I used to be
― sleeve, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
I am not having a very good day today so I thought listening to "Dancing in my dick" might help. I am hear to report that it did and I'm not having a giggle fit while simultaneously chair dancing at my desk. My dick is the best.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
I am hear
err, here
lol OK I don't think I'd heard Orinoco Dick until just now.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
this thing really is perfect
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
Of course my computer then froze right when I had the window open and was bopping along and a co-worker came by. Uh, what's that? Oh just My Dick. NBD. :/
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
Orinoco Dick might be my favorite
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
It's hilarious!
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
AOTY
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like "Ironic Dick" is being massively underrated
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
the backing vocals on ironic dick are perfect
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
They are all magic, but I have to say Dancing In My Dick is the best
"Sitting around crying by a broken dick"
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK - just kills be but also yeah there are a lot of gems in that one for sure. It's my fave.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
YOU SIT AROUND GETTING MY DICKTHERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE MY DICK'S ON MEI SHAKE MY DICK OFF MY SHOULDERSCOME ON BABY MY DICK'S ON ME
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
I have a feeling my dick could be someone!
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
be some dick, be some dick
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(
― Bill Goldberg Variations (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
"this release".
still going hard
― goole, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link