― phil jones (interstar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 8 December 2002 10:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
Because he wrote or co-wrote the standard critical lines on the Stones, the New York Dolls, Al Green, the Clash, Public Enemy and any number of lesser-known artists of a similar level of achievement... More importantly, he and Greil Marcus brought SLEATER-KINNEY to the world's attention and thus is one of the greatest Americans not named Corin, Carrie or Janet.
― B.Rad (Brad), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 December 2002 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
The cultural war thing doesn't interest me much though, mainly because I don't listen to much self-consciously American music.
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 8 December 2002 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
american music club -- falco -- the wipers -- screaming trees -- mudhoney -- the verlaines -- the proclaimers -- flaming lips -- the misfits -- swell maps -- pop will eat itself -- durutti column -- the primitives -- henry rollins -- the chameleons -- band of susans -- skinny puppy -- christmas -- social distortion -- talk talk -- squirrel bait -- felt -- everything but the girl -- gene loves jezebel -- swing out sister -- nitzer ebb -- the shaggs -- 24-7 spyz -- modern english
― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
James : Assuming I know what you're getting at, given that in England an onion is a vegetable. The British use the word comes with an attmosphere of patrionizing derision (as opposed to "cunt" which comes with straight out agression)
B.Rad : This intrigues me. What are the "standard" lines on these artists? Is he famous because he invented lines everyone agrees with?
Tim : "Often when I'm listening to something and I'm struggling to articulate my reaction, I'll just read the relevant Consumer Guide entry and borrow Christgau's opinion wholesale." This is irony, right?
― phil jones (interstar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
I have to admit that he does have a purpose: when he's slagging a band you hate, he is the Greatest Living Pop Culture Writer Ever.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
(Just to make this clear, I do dig Christgau, despite his neurotic Europhilia)
He gave the Kinks notice at a time they were written off Stateside (ie the late sixties).
The Hollies, too.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 8 December 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David Allen, Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
& yeah xgau pretty much reviews them as they appear, but as the VV column is sporadic often he's a couple of months late.
― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, if you rip him (or other critics) on record he'll eventually give you a tongue bath of A's (see Lou Reed, Sonic Youth, Patti Smith, Public Enemy).
still makes my top five favorite critics.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
THE ROUGH GUIDE TO PARIS CAFÉ MUSIC (World Music Network import) Great food, great wine, great countryside. Beautiful paintings and fine cinema. Bohemia soi-meme. Fairly belle langue. Cool esprit. But then, over on the other side, le snobisme, as epitomized by both the academy (a French invention) and "theory" (a French brand name). As for music, not so hot. In the classical world, nobody would rank France with Germany or Italy, and though chanson's structural and procedural contributions to pop are major, it doesn't travel, in part due to its lyrical raison d'etre and in part due to whatever gives Italians the tunes and Germans the big ideas. With help from Auvergne laborers and Italian immigrants, chanson evolved into the danceable accordion-equipped style called musette, which flourished in the '20s and '30s and has been compiled on a Paris Musette series I'll dig out again as well as two Music Club discs I'll now bury. This typical Rough Guide potpourri ignores intrastylistic continuities and favors revivalists (hiding the older, simpler stuff at the end). Droll, impassioned, tuneful, gay, its limitations are French limitations—too much cocked eyebrow, not enough baby got back. But as mood music for that mystery merlot or soundtrack for a drive to Quebec City, mais oui—just the travelogue a day tripper needs.
― Ben Williams, Monday, 9 December 2002 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 9 December 2002 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Eric H., Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
the idea that it takes a nation of millions to hold us back "didn't fuck with the sound too much" of its predecessor strikes me as a very odd thing to read.
― gygax!, Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
But also, didn't he raise the grades on some of those Stevie albums? Does that mean the reviews should be taken with a grain of salt?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
(It's also very true that he didn't exactly say he disliked it -- it's just that when someone for whom "Golden Lady" is among their top ten or so favorite songs reads someone calling it the worst song on the album, he immediately takes the defensive positon.)
Hey MM (I just sent you a classic out-of-the-blue you-don't-know-me email yesterday), what IS your favorite on the album now? For me, if it weren't "Golden Lady," it would be "Too High."
― Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
I wish Christgau hadn't tuned out on the DKs before Plastic Surgery Disasters (where "Halloween" now vindicates my initial, and long faded, fandom), but that's what you get for loving another mammal's scribblings.
Otherwise, sometimes when the Dean insults fans of a particular band, it somehow makes them (or in this case, me) feel honored to have his ear:
Imperial FFRR [Teenbeat, 1992]You read it here first: the scattered actual "pop" songs on this 11-cut album--the one about eating pussy is the most enthusiastic--tend to break down into long, repetitive, self-consciously inept codas, which blend in the mind's ear with the scattered instrumentals per se. It would be wrong to call such passages drones, because drones propel, and propulsion would be catering to the hoi polloi--"patterns" is quite kind enough. Cool people whose hobby is inept bands seem to think these whatchamacallems apotheosize self-consciously amateurish charm. If you're among them, get a life. C
― Pete Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
Propaganda [Island, 1975] Admirers of these self-made twerps certainly don't refer to them as pop because they get on the AM--for once the programmers are doing their job. So is it because they sing in a high register? Or because a good beat makes them even more uncomfortable than other accoutrements of a well-lived life?; "Never turn your back on mother earth," they chant or gibber in a style unnatural enough to end your current relationship or kill your cacti, and I must be a natural man after all, because I can't endure the contradiction. C-
Of course, the thing that he somehow missed here is that the point of "Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth" was "Or she'll fucking stab you in it, that traitorous bitch." Which doesn't make it a great song (though it is) or Propaganda a great album (I'd give it a typical Sparks hit-or-miss B+), but does bespeak a lack of close listening.
Other than that, whatever. I agree with some things he says, and disagree with others. It happpens. I find my biggest general difference with him is that he admires a certain strain of punk -- The Vibrators, Fluffy, The Hives, The White Stripes, NOFX, The Pixies, Sleater-Kinney -- that I don't dislike but find overly foresquare (or perhaps four/four-square) for my tastes. Plus, he underrates John Darnielle. But who doesn't?
The only real problem with Christgau is that 10 other critics didn't have the intestinal fortitude to embark on the same lifelong listen-to-everything-that-matters quest that he did back in 1970, and so you're left with his opinions as being sort of a default consensus narrative. Given that, I'd say we're lucky that his opinions are as generally sane as they are -- as much as I enjoy Bangs or Marsh or Marcus, I shudder to think what they'd have come up with had they evinced the same dedication to completism. As for his writing, Christgau's my favorite writer in any realm ever, except for Charles Schulz, who beats him by miles. Guess I'm just a fan of atomized narrative, y'know?
― Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
What an asshole. These are just his superficial, idiosyncratic impressions, written in language that tries to render them universal and absolute. I know, I know, it's tongue in cheek or something.
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
Apologies in advance if this ends up getting posted twice. My internet is pretty dodgy at the moment.
― Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
yeah i never assume this shit is disingenuous - dude seems enough of an unrepentant screwball that his "and they mentioned Gore by name. A." shit represents an earnest salute to the cd player
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Hey anybody who mentions Lesley Gore gets an A in my book.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
oh come on, i clearly meant Martin.
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link
exactly. I enjoy reading him even if I wouldn't take a music recommendation
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link
" Like a lot of young black pop artists, Missy deals in aural aura rather than song, which means that even after you connect--as I did with "Izzy Izzy Ahh" well before "The Rain" hit MTV--she can take awhile to absorb."
I like that
― Arctic Noon Auk, Thursday, 23 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
Reminder that Christgau gave To Pimp a Butterfly the same score as Rae Strummond in the same week https://medium.com/cuepoint/robert-christgau-expert-witness-9fa87a06ebde
utter fool.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link
which of those two scores are you complaining about?
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
hehehe
― Arctic Noon Auk, Monday, 27 April 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
That A- he gave Kendrick feels a little low for the review he wrote
― thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Monday, 27 April 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link
Rob Unkut has been posting his reviews of classic hip hop stuff, just awful
SCHOOLLY-D (Schoolly-D) From the beginning, rap has been a music of aggressive, expansive possibility, claiming the world on beat and boast alone. This Philadelphia street tough claims only his turf. His powerful scratch rhythms are as oppressive and constricted as his neighborhood, and his sullen slur conveys no more hope or humor than the hostile egotism of his raps themselves. I'm not saying he isn't realer than all the cheerful liars the biz has thrown back to the projects, or that his integrity doesn't pack a mean punch. But he's still an ignorant thug, and he's cheating both his audience and himself by choosing to remain that way. B PLUS
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 7 July 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link