lol you don't actually have to actually list the ingredients of the drink although it makes the thread a bit more fun. You can invent and name your own drinks if you want to, if I like them enough I'll steal them ;)
If it helps these are actually the nameless shots we'll be selling:
* Brandy, mineral water, cherry* gin, vermouth dry, green mint* gin, green mint, mineral water* triple sec, vodka, green mint* white rum, vodka, mango juice, natural syrup, mint leaf, cherry* white curaçao, lemon juice, lemon soda* pineapple juice, gin, white rum, pineapple bits.* rum, brandy, vodka, orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, petroleum.* coconut cream, baileys, cinnamon* lemon, coffee, vodka* black cherry jell-o + vodka * Baileys, Amaretto, Kahlua
― Moka, Thursday, 14 March 2013 08:39 (eleven years ago) link
I'd name the 'ZUMA' shot Flaming Lips.
― Moka, Thursday, 14 March 2013 08:43 (eleven years ago) link
white curaçao, lemon juice, lemon soda = BLONDE ON BLONDE
rum, brandy, vodka, orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, petroleum = RAW POWER
Baileys, Amaretto, Kahlua = TOUCH ME I'M SICK
― poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 March 2013 08:54 (eleven years ago) link
Skynnyrd:
151, Southern Comfort, OJ - shake it on ice and serve in a rocks glass like an Alabama Slammer.
― earlnash, Thursday, 14 March 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
FRESH FRUIT FOR ROTTING VEGETABLES:black cherry jell-o + vodka
― toulows-lautrec (how's life), Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
There needs to be a fortified wine based cocktail called ARCHANGEL THUNDERBIRD.
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
...whole thread of drinks named after songs by cocteau twins....
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://drinkify.org/ellen%20allien
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://drinkify.org/lhasa%20de%20sela
^this site knows me!
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait I didn't read thread properly. How about:
white curaçao, lemon juice, lemon soda: "sour times"
lemon, coffee, vodka: "start me up"
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
I would happily drink a drink called either THE SOFT BULLETIN or HIT TO DEATH IN THE FUTURE HEAD but you might also want to think about BLISTER IN THE SUN
― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
black cherry Jell-O + vodka = "Black Betty"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
* coconut cream, baileys, cinnamon = "Charlotte Sometimes"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
* Baileys, Amaretto, Kahlua = "Foxy Lady"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
* rum, brandy, vodka, orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, petroleum. = "Midnight Oil"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
* Brandy, mineral water, cherry = CHERI CHERI LADY
― willem, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
* Brandy, mineral water, cherry = "Cherry Bomb"
xp: damn
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
well, Runaways beat the shit out of Modern Talking, so..
― willem, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
* pineapple juice, gin, white rum, pineapple bits. = "Madness"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
* white rum, vodka, mango juice, natural syrup, mint leaf, cherry = "Lucille"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
* gin, vermouth dry, green mint = "Money"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
I should do some actual work at some time, maybe
I'd order a "Money."
― SongOfSam, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
*white rum, vodka, dr pepper = "some actual work"
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
Guinness, Red Bull, 5-hour Energy, vodka in a breakaway glass = "the Keith Moon"
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
White Light/White Heat3/5 of a Mile in 10 SecondsPretzel LogicKnockin' on Heaven's Door
I more or less stopped drinking years ago, so no idea what you'd put in them. I find almost any name works, no matter how nonsensical. "I'd like a Chainsaw the Horse, please, and an Anti-Pleasure Dissertation for my friend."
― clemenza, Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
― willem, Thursday, March 14, 2013 2:06 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol I wish this actually happened.
― brimstead, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
* lemon, coffee, vodka -
Meyer lemons - any non-sucky famous Mayer/Meyer/Mayers/Meyers to choose from?
― skip, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
First of all, you totally have to give me royalties for using this (in true rock star style), because I assure you it will be a huge success:
THE ALTAMONT COCKTAIL
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
How about SEX DWARF?
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
Sex Dwarves on the Beach
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
* gin, green mint, mineral water = "Everything's Gone Green"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
white rum, vodka, mango juice, natural syrup, mint leaf, cherry = GAY DAD
― Lucky Money BUddha (Matt P), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
* white curaçao, lemon juice, lemon soda = "Poison" (you get a threefer on that between the band, the Alice Cooper song and the Bell Biv Devoe song)
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
BURNING AIRLINES
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
BABY LEMONADE
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
SAFE AS MILK
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
rum, brandy, vodka, orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, petroleum.
if you don't name this "THE IDIOT" you are really missing out on a revenue stream, srsly
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
You could have a whole 13th Floor Elevators themed menu: Splash 1, Don't Fall Down, Leave Your Body Behind, Rollercoaster, Levitation, Slip Inside This House.
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
Supernaut
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
if you don't use the Idiot, plz name it The Ian MacKaye
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
aw, I liked "Midnight Oil" because it has petroleum in it, do you see?
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
― wk, Thursday, March 14, 2013 7:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Should be the new rock name for a White Russian.
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
you could start with that and then add a subtle peanut flavor so that it's like an abba zabba
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
BLACKHEART
― C: (crüt), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
I like "baby lemonade"
― C: (crüt), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
lemon, coffee, vodka - the Allergic to Myself
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
I found an actual drink named a White Zombie:
Ingredients1-1/2 ounces light rum3/4 ounce coconut milk3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice3/4 ounce chile simple syrup or plain simple syrup1-2 tablespoons grenadineFinely shredded lime peel to garnish
DirectionsPour all of the ingredients, except for the garnish and grenadine, into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake vigorously for 35 seconds.
Strain the mixture into a cocktail glass and then pour the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon and into the drink to float. Garnish with the shredded lime peel and serve immediately.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
name something BARRACUDA as well, i dont care which
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Barracuda" can be * triple sec, vodka, green mint
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit I need to resurrect/pay attention to that ITR thread it is full of useful pro tips
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
I wanted to try that! But it was $$ so I bought cheap beer instead
I tried a glass once, based on the name alone, but was disappointed. Then again, I'm not a dark beer person at all (more IPA), so I have no one to blame but myself.
― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
Phew first day opening today. It was fucking exhausting. Full house though and people said they loved the place and the drinks, really slow service but theres a learning curve for everything i guess.
I ended up using several shot names from here so cheers and thank you ilxors!! There are some great ones later on the thread but didnt get the chance to use them, will try them in the near future. here's what made it so far: (black betty, foxy lady, supernaut, money, keith mooner and barracuda) most popular shot today was the hunky dory. Ill post pics of the place soon.
Word of advice dont open a bar ever. Good money but its not fun at all, at least the first few days. Ill go bald over the stress of the past few days.
― Moka, Saturday, 16 March 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
In all seriousness, best thread ever.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
"The Alexgeddyneil":
* lemon, coffee, vodka
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
Has anyone said rum sodomy & the lash yet? Re beefheart, there is a variety if tomato called couer de bouef so you could make a regular bloody Mary as long as you lied about what kind of tomato you were juicing.
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
you should name your jaegerblasters something like stratoblaster or teleblaster.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
i would call that an lj in a red dress, respectfully.
(nothing but) flowers - an all-floral liqueur concoction, like st. germain & creme de violette & whatnot. sounds horrible.
would drink a bitchin' camaro, regardless of what was in it.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 16 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
uh I meant coeur de boeuf above obv :-/
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
me and my boeuf, and my boeuf, boeuf, ridin
― C: (crüt), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTER SNIFTER
Brandy, Lemon
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTEd
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
might I suggest some poodle shotsTALK DIRTY TO MEBAD MEDICINELOVE BITESCHERRY PIEMIDNIGHT IN TOKYO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
VegemiteGrrl, I feel like you're going to be a valuable ally when the strippers poll rolls around.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i got u boo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
The Hellion/Electric Eye (Screaming For Vengeance, 1982) 12Victim Of Changes (Sad Wings of Destiny, 1976) 6Painkiller (Painkiller, 1990) 5Exciter (Stained Class, 1978) 4Turbo Lover (Turbo, 1986) 2Heading Out To The Highway (Point of Entry, 1981) 2One For The Road (Rocka Rolla, 1974) 1Sinner (Sin After Sin, 1977) 1Judas Rising (Angel of Retribution, 2005) 0Jugulator (Jugulator, 1997) 0Machine Man (Demolition, 2001) 0Ram It Down (Ram It Down, 1988) 0Freewheel Burning (Defenders of the Faith, 1984) 0Rapid Fire (British Steel, 1980) 0Delivering The Goods (Killing Machine, 1978) 0Dawn of Creation/Prophecy (Nostradamus, 2008)
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
haha wrong thread but kinda not <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
moka shit
― everything you like is white (buzza), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
Transilvanian Hunger:
Jaegermeister, Poison
― severely depressed robots are "twee" (Pat Finn), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
cool sock
― everything you like is white (buzza), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
Dawn of Creation/Prophecy is the Williamsburg Sex on the Beach.
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Monday, 18 March 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
Something fizzy called ANALOGUE BUBBLEBATH
Something with frangelico called SLOW FAST HAZEL
― emil.y, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Moka, where is your place? IIRC you're in Mexico (or did I make that up)?
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, aguascalientes, mexico. Center of the state, center of the country. We're inside the San Marcos fair perimeter, google out 'feria de san marcos' to get an idea of how crowded the area gets. The fair lasts for a month and begins april 19 this year. I'm afraid of the volume of people we'll have to deal with.
― Moka, Monday, 18 March 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
yay moka!
ILX WORLDFAP AT MOKA'S BAR EVERYBODY
let's hit it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl)
I endorse this sentiment
― sleeve, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I'll drink to that!
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
REBEL REBELWhisky Sour using Rebel Yell.
ZOSORum, Tequila, Vodka and Cinnamon Schnapps
ANGEL WITCHChampagne, Gin and Lemonade
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
So where are the pics? Which ones were a hit? Give us an update, Moka!
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Marquee Macaroon - amaretto and malibu
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
A shot of Jameson's followed with a quarter shot of pickle juice......
The Pickleback
This is a real thing.I drank several last night.I want to make it clear that I did not order them.The bartender set them up as thanks for defusing an altercation.Also, they are freaking delicious.
― m0stlyClean, Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
would drink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
* Baileys, Amaretto, Kahlua
is almost a mudslide, and def has a 1978 Stevie Nicks black-lace shawl appeal, so, "The Landslide"
― bendy, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
moka, how is your rock hotel?
― how's life, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
Ok, got a new drink in search of a name, the cocktail is really called 'lights of havana', here's the ingredients:
white rum + coconut rum + pineapple juice + mellon liqueur.
― Moka, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
'sheriff clapton'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
scaggs harbor
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
― Ex Slacker, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
mellons of dead cops
― slugbuggy, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:51 (ten years ago) link
Vaseline
― a blessing and an inspiration (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 2 August 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link
We already have a shot called Mellon Collie! :)
― Moka, Friday, 2 August 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
Mungo Jerry
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
southbound pachyderm
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 06:39 (ten years ago) link
Blind melon
― joe schmoladoo from 7-11 (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link
https://www.theiberianpigatl.com/bar/
― forksdippedmayo (how's life), Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link