an all-queen drink menu:
sheer heart attackdeath on two legsdragon attackmarch of the black queenlap of the gods
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
Seven Seas of Rye
― wk, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
still think GAY DAD is a great idea, not sure what should go in it though. maybe seagram's and otter pop juice?
― In The Magical Breasts of Britney Spears, Van Cleave makes unforgettabl (Matt P), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
bohemian rhapsody: jagerbomb with bohemia beer
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― how's life, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
VH made for this:
Dance The Night AwayPanamaDrop Dead Legs
― how's life, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
ooh the Dolls:
Personality CrisisBabylonJet Boy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
the well bourbon should be called cruisers creek
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit I need to resurrect/pay attention to that ITR thread it is full of useful pro tips
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
I wanted to try that! But it was $$ so I bought cheap beer instead
I tried a glass once, based on the name alone, but was disappointed. Then again, I'm not a dark beer person at all (more IPA), so I have no one to blame but myself.
― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
Phew first day opening today. It was fucking exhausting. Full house though and people said they loved the place and the drinks, really slow service but theres a learning curve for everything i guess.
I ended up using several shot names from here so cheers and thank you ilxors!! There are some great ones later on the thread but didnt get the chance to use them, will try them in the near future. here's what made it so far: (black betty, foxy lady, supernaut, money, keith mooner and barracuda) most popular shot today was the hunky dory. Ill post pics of the place soon.
Word of advice dont open a bar ever. Good money but its not fun at all, at least the first few days. Ill go bald over the stress of the past few days.
― Moka, Saturday, 16 March 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
In all seriousness, best thread ever.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
"The Alexgeddyneil":
* lemon, coffee, vodka
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
Has anyone said rum sodomy & the lash yet? Re beefheart, there is a variety if tomato called couer de bouef so you could make a regular bloody Mary as long as you lied about what kind of tomato you were juicing.
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
you should name your jaegerblasters something like stratoblaster or teleblaster.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
i would call that an lj in a red dress, respectfully.
(nothing but) flowers - an all-floral liqueur concoction, like st. germain & creme de violette & whatnot. sounds horrible.
would drink a bitchin' camaro, regardless of what was in it.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 16 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
uh I meant coeur de boeuf above obv :-/
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
me and my boeuf, and my boeuf, boeuf, ridin
― C: (crüt), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTER SNIFTER
Brandy, Lemon
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTEd
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
might I suggest some poodle shotsTALK DIRTY TO MEBAD MEDICINELOVE BITESCHERRY PIEMIDNIGHT IN TOKYO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
VegemiteGrrl, I feel like you're going to be a valuable ally when the strippers poll rolls around.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i got u boo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
The Hellion/Electric Eye (Screaming For Vengeance, 1982) 12Victim Of Changes (Sad Wings of Destiny, 1976) 6Painkiller (Painkiller, 1990) 5Exciter (Stained Class, 1978) 4Turbo Lover (Turbo, 1986) 2Heading Out To The Highway (Point of Entry, 1981) 2One For The Road (Rocka Rolla, 1974) 1Sinner (Sin After Sin, 1977) 1Judas Rising (Angel of Retribution, 2005) 0Jugulator (Jugulator, 1997) 0Machine Man (Demolition, 2001) 0Ram It Down (Ram It Down, 1988) 0Freewheel Burning (Defenders of the Faith, 1984) 0Rapid Fire (British Steel, 1980) 0Delivering The Goods (Killing Machine, 1978) 0Dawn of Creation/Prophecy (Nostradamus, 2008)
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
haha wrong thread but kinda not <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
moka shit
― everything you like is white (buzza), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
Transilvanian Hunger:
Jaegermeister, Poison
― severely depressed robots are "twee" (Pat Finn), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
cool sock
― everything you like is white (buzza), Monday, 18 March 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
Dawn of Creation/Prophecy is the Williamsburg Sex on the Beach.
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Monday, 18 March 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
Something fizzy called ANALOGUE BUBBLEBATH
Something with frangelico called SLOW FAST HAZEL
― emil.y, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Moka, where is your place? IIRC you're in Mexico (or did I make that up)?
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, aguascalientes, mexico. Center of the state, center of the country. We're inside the San Marcos fair perimeter, google out 'feria de san marcos' to get an idea of how crowded the area gets. The fair lasts for a month and begins april 19 this year. I'm afraid of the volume of people we'll have to deal with.
― Moka, Monday, 18 March 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
yay moka!
ILX WORLDFAP AT MOKA'S BAR EVERYBODY
let's hit it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl)
I endorse this sentiment
― sleeve, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I'll drink to that!
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
REBEL REBELWhisky Sour using Rebel Yell.
ZOSORum, Tequila, Vodka and Cinnamon Schnapps
ANGEL WITCHChampagne, Gin and Lemonade
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
So where are the pics? Which ones were a hit? Give us an update, Moka!
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Marquee Macaroon - amaretto and malibu
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
A shot of Jameson's followed with a quarter shot of pickle juice......
The Pickleback
This is a real thing.I drank several last night.I want to make it clear that I did not order them.The bartender set them up as thanks for defusing an altercation.Also, they are freaking delicious.
― m0stlyClean, Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
would drink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
* Baileys, Amaretto, Kahlua
is almost a mudslide, and def has a 1978 Stevie Nicks black-lace shawl appeal, so, "The Landslide"
― bendy, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
moka, how is your rock hotel?
― how's life, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Ok, got a new drink in search of a name, the cocktail is really called 'lights of havana', here's the ingredients:
white rum + coconut rum + pineapple juice + mellon liqueur.
― Moka, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
'sheriff clapton'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
scaggs harbor
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
― Ex Slacker, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
mellons of dead cops
― slugbuggy, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:51 (ten years ago) link
Vaseline
― a blessing and an inspiration (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 2 August 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link
We already have a shot called Mellon Collie! :)
― Moka, Friday, 2 August 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link