brad paisley, has their ever been an artist w. a v. good voice so ill served by his material ?

ll is ready to forget those iron chains, v charitable imo

"The relationship between the Mason-Dixon needs some fixin'" - lmao i hear this like "punk rock girl" by the dead milkmen

hahaha YES

mason dixon needs some non-phixion

glad brad paisley and ll cool j are finally starting that honest conversation about race we have been afraid to have

This is so sad for LL Cool J, ;_; forever

Now, I don't know 'bout the stars and bars
But I know beer, and I know cars
And staring up into the stars
At the glory that is America.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/73481/the-road-to-accidental-racist-is-paved-with-ll-cool-j-and-brad-paisleys-good-intentions

idea: klezmir/skinhead crossover called "I'm a little agnostic-a/bout your swastika"

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2012/july/images/accidental_racism1.jpg

"we're all still learning hoss / sorry bout that burning cross"
#accidentalracist meme sweeping the internet

Can we list all the rhyming opportunities passed up by Paisley/LL.

corn cobs / lynch mobs

don't wanna be a grinch/just want to avoid getting lynched

phat beats / white sheets
goin' muddin' in my chevy / redboxing the new Tyler Perry

thread is starting to remind me of So Nick Cannon's new song consists of the full-grown ghost of his potential self singing to his mom, asking her not to abort him?

loool forks

what rhymes with "false equivalencies"?

looking forward to the Jamey Johnson / Chuck D answer track

i'm afraid to listen to this

remember when geena davis won best supporting actress for her role in the accidental racist

YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS, VG

YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF FOREVER IF YOU DON'T

If you forgive segregation/I'll forgive your booty fixation

If you forgive Emmett Till/I'll forgive your rhymes so ill

Yeah, VG, it has to be heard to be believed.Everything about it is so utterly amazing.

I can't live without my talk radio

The depressing part is he's given every indication of being tired of supressing his liberalism and this, his first self-produced album, plays like a lib coming-out statement that is more defensive and hectoring than we expect from this dude. He's too damn late -- most people in Nashvile his age are cool with gays and uh Starbucks. I don't know who the fuck this is FOR cept ILM.

I'm sorry about Jim Crow/But UPN had some grim shows

possibly you have misread Brad Paisley

xpost okay lol

the crazy part is even our intentionally ridiculous ones aren't as bad as:

"if you don't judge my gold chains/i'll forget your iron chains" that LL actually says

I ain't no racist
No coward or a twit
But I'll yell it in yo face homeboy
I'm too legit to quit

"When you moved in, my parents fled the hood/But honestly the Bernie Mac Show was pretty good"

oh brad, jeeeeeezus christ almighty

wtf is even happening

did ll cool j really just say 'RIP Robert E Lee But I gotta thank Abraham lincoln for freeing me, na mean'

if you don't judge Gold Chains/ I'll forget 2 Chainz

like, I understand the compulsion to write a song like this this

but the compulsion ends when you put the lyrics down on paper and you look at them and go...yeaaahhhhhhhhhh this is not good

i can't even

listen to this brad

I hang at Starbucks
I fux with Peter Buck

We are already thinking sequels and new guest stars, yeah?

"Accidental Size Queen" feat. RuPaul

then again if you're the idiot who buys the Skynyrd tshirt **with the confederate flag on it** then I have no sympathy for you

^ this.

And ffs, Ronnie motherfucking Van Zant thought the confederate flag was embarrassing.

exactly

I don't want to derail this thread, but when Skynyrd's last album came out, you could pre-order a bundle that included a T-shirt depicting a wolf wearing a Confederate flag do-rag (yes, the ears poked out) and I am very sorry I didn't claim one while I had the chance (I work for their label).

Whoop, never mind - I misremembered. It was an American flag. I know there was some discussion of making it a Confederate flag at some point, though.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.rr.roadrunnerrecords.com/photos/7255/largest/2c010ae3-0a64-4669-9459-6689a01f72b7-1341950230/SkynyrdPackShot.jpg?1341950280

if you misjudge my do-rag

looking forward to compiling a durag spelling variations xls for commentary on this song

I envy those of you who are able to be clever about this. I can't get past the fact that these are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.

my favorite thing about this is that when ll cool j starts rapping a soulful gospel choir rises behind him

my favorite thing is that ll cool j starts rapping

my favorite thing is "when I put on that t-shirt/the only thing I meant to say/is I'm a Skynard fan"

SKYNYRD