brad paisley, has their ever been an artist w. a v. good voice so ill served by his material ?

i can't even

listen to this brad

I hang at Starbucks
I fux with Peter Buck

We are already thinking sequels and new guest stars, yeah?

"Accidental Size Queen" feat. RuPaul

then again if you're the idiot who buys the Skynyrd tshirt **with the confederate flag on it** then I have no sympathy for you

^ this.

And ffs, Ronnie motherfucking Van Zant thought the confederate flag was embarrassing.

exactly

I don't want to derail this thread, but when Skynyrd's last album came out, you could pre-order a bundle that included a T-shirt depicting a wolf wearing a Confederate flag do-rag (yes, the ears poked out) and I am very sorry I didn't claim one while I had the chance (I work for their label).

Whoop, never mind - I misremembered. It was an American flag. I know there was some discussion of making it a Confederate flag at some point, though.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.rr.roadrunnerrecords.com/photos/7255/largest/2c010ae3-0a64-4669-9459-6689a01f72b7-1341950230/SkynyrdPackShot.jpg?1341950280

if you misjudge my do-rag

looking forward to compiling a durag spelling variations xls for commentary on this song

I envy those of you who are able to be clever about this. I can't get past the fact that these are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.

my favorite thing about this is that when ll cool j starts rapping a soulful gospel choir rises behind him

my favorite thing is that ll cool j starts rapping

my favorite thing is "when I put on that t-shirt/the only thing I meant to say/is I'm a Skynard fan"

SKYNYRD

this whole song is like a fever dream

are we sure this really happened

http://sockmonkeysound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Lizard-Skynard.jpg

well that's a horse of a different color

pronounced liz-erd sky-narrd

gimme back my reptiles

sweet home anaconda

That Smell (Seriously, Clean That Cage)

Gimme Three Skinks

xp one more:
childish gambino banging hannah up on hbo / nuff respect for the white guy up in tv on the radio

A Simple Asp

ok i'm tired of this now

baby

:)

na otm: just wrote and erased a lengthy "still tippin" revision that rhymed "horse whippin"/"paint drippin"/"mass lynchin"; it may be time to get some air

nobody in that studio has any idea how to mix rap vocals

Or how to rap

when LL finishes his rap and then they bring in paisley back, sliders all the way up, and when LL gets cut back in it sounds like he's rapping from across the mason dixon

that mix could use some fixin

and as bad as LL's lines are, and they are terrible, that tempo is doing nothing for him either

I have had DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK/EXCUSE MY DU-RAG on a loop running through my head all day

Y'all are making fun of this, but has any MC featured a country artist? Huh? HUH?! This shit is BRAVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEC7kz4hu6c

Y'all are making fun of this, but has any MC featured a country artist an actor in the movie "Toys"? Huh? HUH?! This shit is BRAVE!

at this point confusing LL Cool J and Cuba Gooding Jr should not be considered a faux pas

i like that part where LL is all going off about his peas and mashed potatos have to be separate because he likes his food to have military precision and stuff

The man speaks

http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/04/08/brad-paisley-ll-cool-j-accidental-racist/

New York City was all for slavery. They actually voted 60 percent against — or maybe 70 against — Abraham Lincoln because they didn’t like the idea of slavery going away because there goes cotton and there goes tobacco trade, you know what I mean? It’s very hypocritical to feel like it’s just the South’s fault.

goin in

he watched Lincoln!

i like that part where LL is all going off about his peas and mashed potatos have to be separate because he likes his food to have military precision and stuff

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, April 8, 2013 6:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"i'm a military man, and i like a military meal" has been a catchphrase at my family's dinner table for 20 years, dead serious

xxpost -- Imagine if he'd watched Alex Cross.

imagine if he'd watched Toys.

Imagine there's no this song.

I just got to 3:30 of my first listen to this song and literally shuddered knowing LL was getting ready to jump in.

“I’m with my audience 100 percent in the Southern pride thing

Man, be proud of being from Alabama, or Florida, or hell, West Virginia. But "Southern pride" writ large only means one thing. That's why there's no "Northern pride." Because the fucking north didn't secede from the country as a whole in service of a morally reprehensible movement.