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trife, where was that dem franchise boyz thing? i couldn't find it....
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@blah) March 2nd, 2006 2:49 PM.

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2006/02/dem_franchize_b.php
the topper is the comments from folks like "I hate rap" egging him on.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

One of the things you say in the song, gangsters don't dance--is that true you think?

Well, some gangstas don't. They just lean wit it, rock wit it. They might just set in one place, moving back and forth or moving side to side--or leaning and rocking.

It just seems like gangsters would want to dance. Like, you're a gangster--dance.

gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

reassert that hierarchy, yo

gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

he should have asked something along these lines:

I hate that we live in the shadow of "Lean Back." It's OK to dance guys: it's supposed to indicate how well you fuck. Why are you afraid of showing that?

ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Dance gangster monkey!

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks for going there, Ed.

Dan (Think Before You Post, People) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm suddenly reminded of a 1994 Snoop interview in Select that went something like this:

Select: What about the whole murder/gang/violence allegations surrounding you?

Snoop: That don't matter. Like if I pulled a gun on you right now, you'd be scared, right?

Select: Possibly.

Snoop: But if I dropped a rhyme right now, you'd love me?

Select: Perhaps.

Snoop: Do you wanna hear me bust a rhyme right now?

Select: No.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost
margaritas all around.

Sterling (Yeah, Like You Always Do) Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I can always be counted on to pierce the veil of sensible behavior.

But really, that's the subtext that upsetting people.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

you think?

Sterling (No Shit!) Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Sterling, shouldn't you be somewhere adding threads to your delete fantasy wishlist?

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

thx for the link alex.

now i get it.

that interview was bad.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

that dem franchise boys link doesn't work for me, can someone cut & paste it?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

do Harvard Lampoon folks typically end up in prominent press/writing gigs that don't involve comedy? it never really seemed to me like he was interested in writing much that wasn't satire or somehow tongue-in-cheek, although I never really thought he was that funny either (ok, we get it, Tony Yayo wears a bucket hat, etc). I'm less confused about the Voice holding him to serious journalistic standards than I am that the fake Riff Central interviews apparently convinced somebody that he should be able to interview people for real and be all kooky and "Kaufman-esque" about it. I don't know him and have a few mutual friends so I try not to pass judgement but in that context dude comes off like a dick for real.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

To go along with the music, Dem Franchize Boyz have invented a dance, the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" (video here), which also happens to be a song on their new album, On Top of Our Game. I got one of the Boyz on the phone yesterday to talk about the dance's popularity, and the future of snap.

I want to talk about the dance.

What's going on.

Just the dance.

What about it.

It's the best dance I've ever seen.

We're trendsetters.

Did this come to you in a dream?

No it came from the "White Tee" song. That's what we used to do around the neighborhood. I like to think I added a twist to it, came over the song and everything, and the rest is history. It is what it is.

That's awesome. But why lean wit it first and then rock wit it? Why not rock wit it first?

Because in the dance you lean first, then you rock wit it.

So you're saying it would look pretty funny if you rock first.

Yeah it would look funny if you rock first.

Who's the best at this dance?

Parlae outta the Franchize.

How about among your friends, who's the best?

Oh yeah! Friends, fans, celebrities, athletes, everybody's doing it their own sexy little way. Ain't no exact way to do it. You do it how you want.

Right, like if you want to rock wit it first.

Add your little flavor to it.

Jermaine Dupri is probably pretty bad at this dance.

Oh yeah! He got his own little flavor. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Parlae do it the best.

Do you think the Lean Wit It Rock Wit It is better than the Macarena?

I mean, yeah. You really got to get sweaty, but if you want to get sweaty, you can.

One of the things you say in the song, gangsters don't dance--is that true you think?

Well, some gangstas don't. They just lean wit it, rock wit it. They might just set in one place, moving back and forth or moving side to side--or leaning and rocking.

It just seems like gangsters would want to dance. Like, you're a gangster--dance. Do you have any dances in the works for gangsters?

It just came about. In "White Tee", we were leaning and rocking. Folks started catching on. So Parlae figured out: Name the dance and perfect it, and expose it to the world.

People are calling your dance the Electric Slide of the South.

It's something like that.

Other people are calling it Atlanta's hokey-pokey.

Atlanta's hokey-pokey.

Yeah.

I ain't gonna agree with no hokey-pokey.

Snap music is big now; what's the next snap?

What's the next snap?

Do you think people will start slapping each other on the butt?

Excuse me?

What's the next snap?

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

darin (darin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Two things that bother me.

1) Nick is now the effigy of the Village Voice for everyone who wants to take a shot at them. This has been picked up for national dailies via the AP.

2) In more Shattered Glass parallels, everyone wants to play the cool snoop role and dig up the huge conspiracy a la Caruso's AP story, which ends with:

In an August story about cheating on college campuses, Sylvester described interviewing a student who spent $500,000 to have a multiplication table tattooed over his entire body; a Harvard Medical School graduate who cheated with Morse code; a Boston College junior named Simeon Criz who cheated using a specially designed deck of playing cards; and a Manhattan doctor named Noam Feldstein who delivers "a hundred newborn babies each day."

Boston College said it had no record of a student named Simeon Criz. The board that licenses doctors in New York said it had no record of a physician named Noam Feldstein.

They're playing themselves in the movie of this in their minds.

Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost holy shit that interview is appalling

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get the "satire," even in the obviously false story about student cheaters. It reads like an attempt to replicate the exact tone and modulations of a certain kind of breathless, know-it-all New York Magazine or NY Observer article. And I agree with some here that it is very very well done. But to what end? Isn't satire supposed to reveal something?

xpost: But who WOULDN'T want to be Peter Sarsgaard in that movie?? Even if he does look exactly like Chloe Sevigny.

One your 1), Chris, yes, that's what happens when you create situations out of whole cloth and run them as fact. Your publication's reputation takes a big fucking hit. This is about much more than NS now.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah I dont give a shit about journalistic integrity but I'm really glad to hear some bitching about that interview. Somebody needs the living shit slapped out of em for sure.

reacher, Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

It's aggrandizement at worst. People are using it as an excuse to run their mouths and flex their self-righteous muscles.

Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't satire supposed to reveal something?

Well Nick's brand reveals that you can get all the way to senior associate editor being pretty much full of shit at all times.

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

GIS return for "Nick Sylvester":
http://www.danlindblom.com/wp-images/warning.jpg

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

chris, do you think that people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic knew that those old stories weren't just another breathless trend story, but a parody of said breathless genre?

i mean, i wonder how journalists who did actual research for their stories feel about having their bylines held in the same esteem as the "obviously" fake stories. no matter how outre or unbelievable they seemed, those faux-satirical pieces have now cast a shadow on their reputations as well.

that said, my stomach did turn a bit when the e & p story showed up on drudge.

maura (maura), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

haha ilx regulars getting into circle jerky willful misreading flamewars is some compulsively ugly reading, but wow being tsk-tsked about "running their mouths" just made it all all right.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"I don't know how I would have gotten through med school if it weren't for Morse code," says Dr. Conrad Boccuti, a recent Harvard Med grad whose real name has been changed so his patients don't sue him. Medical students are often under intense pressure; Morse code cheating is nearly essential, even after a degree is conferred. "Click click click, clap clap, long-clap—you see, I just told that man over there he has herpes."

If you can't tell this is satire, you probably shouldn't be, like, reading.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

we always kiss and go out for gelato at the end

ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks eppy! way to miss my point. kisses to you too!

maura (maura), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

That's why I shouldn't post to this thread. That and the castration threats.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

How do "real" musicians feel about "noise" musicians being reviewed side-by-side in the same magazine?

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so how about "If people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic can't tell this is satire, people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic probably shouldn't be, like, reading."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm with ethan, I've never understood the mindset that sez "the only good interviewer is a TOUGH interviewer" (at least where music writing's concerned) - though mark s has interesting things to say on this subject w/r/t john lydon & possibly others

-- Thomas Tallis

was this on a thread here, or what? i'd love to read it. i've got an interview coming up (first non-review work! pat on the back) with a guy who i may disagree with on a lot of issues surrounding his work. i'm sure all the hardened pros can give a cub a tip or two (to make a thread worth a good goddam for once)

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

chris ott, do you realize how naive you sound? it's a sizeable news story when village voice pulls a cover story and suspends the reporter. especially when the voice has been going through some pretty public problems. journalists are gonna be writing about it. people are gonna be "running their mouths" about it. i'd suggest you get used to the fact that there's going to be a fair bit of damage done by this one.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost

Musicians, usually supplying entertainment instead of information, aren't held to a code of ethics and standards.

If they were then we would never have David Allen Coe.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Way to limit the audience of the Voice there, Eppy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, I'm going to get a letter of reprimand from circ.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Sylvester always had infinite boners for the likes of 3xc3pt3r and Gang Gang Dance, but I guess To Live and Shave in LA didn't make the cut


midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"I had no idea..."
http://www.djoflaeyjan.com/gamalt/owelles.jpg

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

roffle

midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Because one trainwreck deserves another:

MARISSA MARCHANT SIGHTED ON PROGRESSIVEHOUSE.COM!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i've got an interview coming up with a guy who i may disagree with on a lot of issues surrounding his work. i'm sure all the hardened pros can give a cub a tip or two (to make a thread worth a good goddam for once)

Good: "You know, some people might consider a song like that a little mysoginistic"

Bad: "Quite frankly, I think you're a fucking woman-hater and an total douchenozzle, Mr. Mayer!"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

not exactly that clear-cut a situation but yeah thx

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

This just in from AP:

"Jonathan Swift proposes using Irish babies as foodstuffs."

M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear there are some openings at Spin...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The non-Gawker takes on this so far have been hilarious:

"More to the point: How does anyone, in this day and age, think they can get away with it? As CBS News learned during Memogate, the Internet has connected us to the point where critics can seize on a misstep nearly instantaneously. That's not to say we live in an era free of journalistic sin – far from it. But technological innovation has made it pretty damn hard to get away with an outright fabrication, which is a pretty good reason not to do it, if ethics ain't enough to sway you."

The technological innovation of the voice fact-checking after the article has already come out? Yeah, damn those internets.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i find this whole brouhaha to be ridiculous and likely the product of a new eic who is unfamiliar with nick's writing. a quick look at nick's entire career as a writer (love 'em or hate 'em) reveals that this is always how he has approached his topics: with a flippancy that obviously annoys more than a few and a general disrespect for his subject matter. this is his writing style, and i for one enjoy it.

certainly the stakes were raised with this being a cover story (tho we do not know if it was assigned as such), but this is pretty much a standard nick sylvester piece. it has a very narrative structure, it's full of asides and the quotes are very rich. of course this was cooked -- that's his style!

it is certainly within a publication's rights to refuse that sort of writing -- witness wolfe and the like thriving at new york and esquire in the '60s while the new yorker thumbed its nose at them for shoddy journalism. it's a style of writing with a long history: swift, dickens, london, thompson and countless more. in fact, up until the '20s, that *was* journalism. the point was the moral, not the facts.

of course this changed and this has largely been for the good (i say largely because politically this leads to lots of he said she said pieces where the existence of cold hard facts is ignored -- it's a twist on journalism 101 that benefits the deceiver). but there are still writers who work around this, most notably -- and ironically -- strauss. i could see glass as a possible parallel here except that i can't imagine nick ever really honestly claiming his pieces as fact. he writes classic ledes and all of that with a wink and a nudge to make sure we're in on the joke.

and so in this instance i think the issue came from: a) someone complaining (as was absolutely their right to do) and b) a new editor who was unfamiliar with how nick writes. i agree that there are journalistic standards -- i strongly advocate them -- but nick is not a journalist! he's a features writer, plain and simple. and so from that miscommunication (or at least that's what i see it to be) between the editor seeing nick as a journo and nick seeing himself as nick, we've reached this hubbub that i'm finding really hard to take.

somehow, even tho we're a society so immune and oblivious to fact, we are now demanding total transparency in the strangest places. sure, politicians and companies can lie, but not movie stars or writers that we never read. there's this false standard that has arisen from i dunno the fuck where, and through a confluence of bad decisions and timing (nick is not absolved of guilt here, tho i do not really blame him for being the writer that he is) nick has gotten caught up in this. needless to say, i'm pulling for him.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"Someone hired Evel Knieval as a busdriver, and he drove that busload of kids of the Grand Canyon! It's the fault of the guys that hired him! Don't they know he jumps canyons? It's what he does!"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"off the"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Wonder what this guy's parents think of him. Did he have to warn them that his first Voice cover story was getting pulled b/c he fabricated quotes? Did they ask him if "this is how he's spending their Harvard tuition money?"

Bob D., Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

somehow, even tho we're a society so immune and oblivious to fact, we are now demanding total transparency in the strangest places. sure, politicians and companies can lie, but not movie stars or writers that we never read.

Jams, I have to be blunt -- this completely undercuts what I think is a good and spirited defense, because it puts the onus on us that somehow we are all individually at fault for this failing which you envision as endemic. I find that insulting, if not patronizing, and I hope I don't have to spell out why.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link


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