better revenge is to deliberately cross-infect with some other STD though surely.
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah Chris Brown should have bought a q-tip smeared with gonnorhea and wiped Rihanna's eye with it.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Uh I know you're being sarcastic but that is just disturbing and gross.
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm just o_O at the idea of buying a q-tip smeared with gonnorhea especially because now that you've suggested it the existence of such a thing for purchase seems eminently plausible
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
The best revenge.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
the gonno-rhi-rhi
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah Chris Brown should have bought a q-tip smeared with gonnorhea and wiped Rihanna's eye with it.― Alex in SF, Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
qTip has gonorrhea? great rumors on this thread
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
but this whole "never hit a woman" thing is really sexist
― someone who seems to only rep for ghastly prefab autotuned pop (The Brainwasher), Friday, February 13, 2009 12:20 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
post of missing dom passantino
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't think dom hits women, he just gives them poor self-esteem
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
we really need to get surmounter and brainwasher in the same room one of these days
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"qTip has gonorrhea? great rumors on this thread"
Shhh don't tell his girlfriend!
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Here's how it went down, according to the police report. After Chris received a text message from a woman who wrote about getting together, an argument erupted. By the way, initially, Rihanna would not tell cops what started the argument.
She did, however, tell them that during the argument, he started hitting her. According to the police report, she ordered him to drive her home and "faked a call" to someone, saying things like, "He's dropping me off. Make sure the cops are there."
Rihanna told cops the fake call enraged Brown. He said something to the effect of "You are really fu**ed up now. I'm going to kill you." This statement is the basis of the criminal threats charge.
At that point, according to the report, Brown allegedly began a violent attack with his fists. At some point, Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition and threw them outside.
And there's this. According to the police report, she told cops this was not the first time Brown hit her. She referred to it as an ongoing and escalating abusive relationship.
We're told the criminal threats charge is based on that one statement Brown allegedly made. As one law enforcement source told us, "It's kinda weak, and the D.A. is not going to prosecute a high profile case like this unless it's solid." That's why it was kicked back for further investigation.
Given the brutal nature of the attack, which the photos clearly show -- contusions on the face, swollen eyes, cut lip, bloody nose, bite marks on fingers and arm -- a felony domestic battery charge is virtually a done deal. That, however, is a less serious offense than making criminal threats.
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
hey I'm not advocating domestic violence - hitting anyone is wrong - but "never hit a woman" is really sexist. I mean, the implication is that women are incapable of defending themselves/meek/inferior... and what if some really buff and/or crazy chick attacks you? Should you not defend yourself because she's a woman and you "never hit women"?
― someone who seems to only rep for ghastly prefab autotuned pop (The Brainwasher), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"That, however, is a less serious offense than making criminal threats."
Fucked up.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
You shouldn't hit anyone because they "gave" you herpes.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
xxpost - I don't think anyone is pushing that angle though.
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
that's weird that "beating the shit out of a woman" is less serious as a charge than "making a threat"
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
If you are being attacked by a crazy buff chick you have my permission to beat the shit out of her, Brainwasher.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean that's assuming you can. Me I'd just run.
right xp "i was going to threaten to kill you, but instead i'm just going to punch you into the hospital"
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
where did you get that from? there are so many different "official" stories that I'm not necessarily inclined to believe this one...
― someone who seems to only rep for ghastly prefab autotuned pop (The Brainwasher), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I kind of get the logic behind making threats to kill someone a very serious offense that carries more of a penalty than battery that doesn't cause serious or lasting injury.
I don't know US laws though - my first question would be whether a non-domestic battery of this nature would attract a greater penalty than a domestic battery.
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
tmz xp
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
domestic battery carries a harsher penalty afaik
good.
― Tim F, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah non-domestic battery isn't even a felony
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i think criminal threats applies where it's reasonable to suppose that the attacker was actually going to carry out the threat (to kill, etc), but was prevented from doing so
― lex pretend, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
sez mto: since they're not married, divorced, cohabiting, ex-cohabiting, or parents together, they can't hit him with spousal abuse/domestic battery
― yungblut, Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
...the benefits of maintaining your own appartment
― yungblut, Friday, 13 February 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
is it right to insult your housemate with this - you sir, are chris browns confession
― fucks capacitor (a-bomb), Friday, 13 February 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v188/151/103/1124461452/n1124461452_30580763_4605.jpg
― Jena (who is actually a man) (Jena), Thursday, 19 February 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0219_rihanna_photo_beating.jpg
― weekend goodtime (The Brainwasher), Friday, 20 February 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man...
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
speechless
I was trying not to jump on dude without knowing the whole story but this is indefensible... oh man...
― weekend goodtime (The Brainwasher), Friday, 20 February 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
dude..
― k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck
― Surmounter, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
goddamn
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
awful stuff
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link
dudes career is over
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
over
― Surmounter, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
man this shit is sad as hell
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link
as the cliche goes, america loves to forgive. i could see dude coming back okay after a serious apology, a tv interview and a year or so off
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I still kind of feel bad for dude, I don't think this should end his career even if I'm not his biggest fan... but yeah this is just sad.
― weekend goodtime (The Brainwasher), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
no, I don't see him being forgiven for this. Not by white people at least (no offense).
woah
― on some charter shit no doubt (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
at the very least, dude is/was one of the last truly bankable stars left in pop, so yall are crazy if you think the label is gonna give up on him. he'd have to be the 20th 9/11 hijacker or something to be done forever
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
dude, he is totally expendable. they'll just get another r&b dude who's cute and put the chris brown money behind him.
― weekend goodtime (The Brainwasher), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont think this is the kind of shit he can come back from. im not sure it should be either.
i mean not to compare abuse to using a prostitute, but its like the same kind of hypocrisy between his image & reality that happened w/ spitzer ... u cant be a golden boy pin-up good guy R&B artist who just happens to beat the shit out of chicks on the side -- folks forgive a lot of stuff but im pretty sure his career is effectively done. i just cant see it.
i mean kells kept going but ... i dunno. this feels different. & evident, and obvious.
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link