They neither seek nor anticipate the version of higher learning depicted in the Indigo Girls’ “Closer to Fine,” a song often heard drifting across the quad during my college years
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Finally gave in and clicked on the link, just to verify that those were real quotes
― Oulipo Traces (on a Cigarette) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
this is so good
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck is wrong with this person
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
everyone goes through this challops phase in college, but some of them become professors and never leave campus
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
seems like run of the mill shut-in academic to me, rly only extreme ito shamelessness/lack of self-awareness
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
i had a pretty awful gen x prof who would play, like, pop punk circa 2003 on his laptop before class... everyone thought he was cool tho, p horrifying
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
that piece is pretty much irredeemable.
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
also
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
btw ugh @ onion just the headline + photo punchline? i mean not that u usually read more than the headline & lede but still depressing?
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
eh, cut out the middleman imo
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
middleman = your profession??!
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
writers?
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
oh ya sry forgot u are a promoter
― flopson, Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
AIDS has always been a global, predominantly third-world epidemic, rather than a mysterious disease decimating the gay community and cutting a deadly swath through America’s fashion, art, and creative worlds.
I don't remember most of my Gen X classmates really giving a damn about the toll AIDS was taking on the gay community or the creative world. Maybe they were being ironic about it though.
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
remember Steve Zahn in Reality Bites?
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
i'm a pr nerd dude
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 May 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
1991 stand up!
― Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Sunday, 26 May 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
seems like run of the mill shut-in academic to me
au contraire, i'm a shut-in academic and i posted this precisely because it so dramatically exceeds the standards of self-absorption I've set for myself
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 May 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
painful article
― dyl, Monday, 27 May 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
Where is the Sylvia Plath-obsessed would-be writer who shopped quite happily at the Salvation Army?
By the way, it can't really be true, can it, that there no longer exist people in college who aspire to write poetry and read Plath?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 May 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
Which Gen-X actor will be cast in the remake of this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Gran_Torino_poster.jpg
Probably should be a poll
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 27 May 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
Edward Norton
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Monday, 27 May 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link
What is coke snortin
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 May 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Gen x's clint eastwood is 100% Ben affleck
― da croupier, Monday, 27 May 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
barf
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Monday, 27 May 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, is it possible that all the interesting students (you can tell they're interesting if they shop quite happily at the salvation army) are off learning english from a more interesting teacher?
― m0stlyClean, Monday, 27 May 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
the "i like all types of music lady" seems lame, yes, but her coworker who actively dislikes the carpenters is basically a monster.
― Treeship, Monday, 27 May 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
at least she doesnt like all types of music except country
― flopson, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
how are you all ignoring the steaming hot panglossian pile of "thinkpiece" garbage from this week's nymag
― maura, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.nymag.com/images/2/home/13/05/27-lede-umami.jpg
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'm always about two issues back on ny mag, which puts me at nj levels of cognition i suppose
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
I think she meant this one, right???
http://nymag.com/news/features/punk-movement-2013-4/
― waterface, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
i've been to umami burger in l.a.. the burger cost $12 and while i ate it beggars put their hands through the holes in the wrought-iron fence installed to screen them from my view.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
why poppage stars rule the world
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
There was an on-campus coffee shop at my school that seemed to play nothing but a loop of Closer to Fine and River.
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
Is someone suggesting that that Nabisco was not otm
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
gasp
― Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
no the pop star onecmon guys it is low hanging fruit all over the place
― maura, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
B-b-but did it mention the Solid Gold Dancers?
― Oulipo Traces (on a Cigarette) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/why-pop-stars-rule-the-world.html
Oh
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
feel like that was covered in another thread?
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
The answer may be that the relentless and unforgiving feedback loop of social media has made being unfeasible anything other than consistently awesome, like (and forgive one last culinary metaphor) opening a bad restaurant in New York
First of all, this sentence is garbled -- maybe "has made unfeasible anything other than being completely awesome" is meant? And what is going on with the metaphor? Surely New York is a notably EASY place to get by running a bad restaurant.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know, before social media it was consistently awesome to be unfeasible; I miss those days tbh
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Zaireeka_cover.png
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
Surely New York is a notably EASY place to get by running a bad restaurant.
nah not really. the usual quoted figure is that 80% of NYC restaurants close in their first five years.
still a terrible sentence.
― dmr, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
And that sentence goes out of its way to be terrible! It like goes all the way across town to be terrible and gnarled and wrong!
― 2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
the usual quoted figure is that 80% of NYC restaurants close in their first five years.
Sure, but the question is whether this is different from other cities! That sounds like a long median lifespan to me.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
For six seasons, I obsessed over “Lost” and wept prolifically through the last episode.
Me too. Like WAAAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE? WAAAHHHH!!!
― no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
I've still only seen the last 5 minutes of the last Lost episode
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link